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Latest Sardar Ji SMS:

  • Marny K Baad
    Pathan: Marny K Baad Insan Kiya Banta Hai??

    Sardar: Larky To Bhoot Ban Jaty Hen
    Magar Larkiyan Saali
    Churail Ki Churail Hi Rehti Hen.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Chaddi Utar
    Policeman:” Sab kuch
    bata do varna chaddi
    utar
    ke marunga..
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    .
    .
    .
    .
    Sardar: ”O Sir Ji, Ghalti to maine ki
    hai, Aap kyun apni
    chaddi utaroge..??? :-p:-D


  By: A Chan91   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Suraj Ki Mummy
    Teacher: Suraj Din K Waqt Nazar Aata Hai
    Per Raat Me Nahi, Waja Batao..?

    .

    Sardar: Sir Gi, Raat Ko
    Suraj Ki Mummy Usay Ghar se Bahar Nikalny Nahi Deti.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Jis K Sar Me Dard Hai
    Jis K Dil Me Dard Hai Wo Dildaar Hai..

    Wah Ji Wah..

    Jis K Dil Me Dard Hai Wo Dildaar Hai..

    Aur

    Jis K Sar Me Dard Hai Wo Sardar Hai.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Maha Abro   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Special Kapray
    Ek Din Sardar Ny Nashtay Me Isly Banai..

    Wife: Tum Ny Itni Bari Bari Ily Kese Banai??

    Sardar: Is Special Kapray Se.

    Wife: Ullu Ke Pathay,
    Ye Mera "Bra" Hai.. :-D

    Hahhahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Sardar Slip Ho Ker Gira
    Sardar Slip Ho Ker Gira Aur Koma Me Chala Gaya..
    Sardarni Her Waqt Us K sath Rahi
    Aur Uska Khayal Rakha..

    Kuch Mahinay Baad Sardar Ko Hosh Aya.
    Bivi Ko Paas Betha Dekh Ker Rony Laga..

    Sardarni: Ki Hoya Ay..??

    Sardar: Tujhy Pata Hai K Tu Ny Kiya Kiya.?
    Sardani: Nai ..
    Sardar: Jab Me Jal Gaya Tha To Tu Ny Mera Khayal Rakha,
    Jab Mera Business Khatam Hua
    Us Waqt Bhi Tu Mere Sath Thi,
    Mera Ghar Bika Tab Bhi Tu Sath Thi,
    Jab Mujhy Kisi Ny Goli Mari Thi
    Tab Bhi Tu Sath Thi,
    Phir Jab Me Beemar Hua,
    Aur Aaj Bhi Tu Hi Mere Sath Hai..
    Pata Hai Is Ka Kiya Matlab Hai.??

    Sardarni: Kiya Hai Ji..?

    Sardarni: Ye Matlab Hai Kamini K
    Tu Mere Liye "Bad Luck" Hai.. ;-) :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • MarJava
    Sardar Microsoft Office Me Interview Deny Gaya:
    .
    Interviewer: Which are the 4 Versions of Java ?

    Sardar: MarJava, MitJava,
    LutJava, & Sadke Java !

    Interviewer: Great ! Ab Tum Ghar java,
    Aur Yahan Kabhi Mat Aava.. :-p :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Cricket Match Ho Raha Tha
    Cricket Match Ho Raha Tha,,
    Achanak Batsman LBW Hua..
    .
    .
    Ek Sardar Dusre Se:
    "Log Hum ko Pagal Samajhty hen,
    Yahan to Sab Hi Pagal Hen,
    ,
    Lagi Batsman ko hai Aur Cheekh Bowler Raha Hai.. :-)

    Hahahha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Beauty Tip
    Sardarni Ny Sardar Ko Paise dekar kaha:
    "Market Se Mere Liye Kuch
    Aisi Cheez Laana jis se Me
    Khubsoorat Dikhun.."
    .
    Sardar Market Se Apny Liye
    Whisky ki 2 Bottle Le Aaya.
    .
    Sardarni Ghusse Se:
    "Me Ny Tum Se Kiya Lany Ko Kaha Tha."
    .
    Sardar: Janu, Sirf Yehi Ek Cheez Hai
    Jise Pee Ker Tu Mujhy
    Sundar Dikhai De Sakti Hai.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Naghma Khan   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Teri Gali K Bachy
    Sardar: Janu Kal se Hum kahin aur Milenge..
    .
    GirlFriend: Kyun kya hua ??
    .
    Sardar: Oye Teri Gali K Bachy Bade Zaalim hen,
    Kutte Ko Piche laga kar kehte hen,,
    .
    "JAB PYAR KIYA TO DARNA KYA" :-(

    Hahhaha


  By: Naghma Khan   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
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