SMS Categories
Our Community
Facebook Group Facebook Page
Follow Us on Twitter Follow Us on Twitter

Best Collection of New Sardar Ji SMS at Funny SMS

Here you will find large collection of sardar sms, sardarji sms jokes, funny sardar sms, sardar jokes for your friends. We have our all time favorite sardar ji sms, Funny Sardar ji Jokes. Do not hesitate to send them to your loved ones and friends. You can also submit sardar ji sms and jokes here. Sardarji jokes are here for you to enjoy! A huge collection of sardarji jokes and messages. Sardar are only popular by there simple living otherwise there is no way of these jokes, kindly treat them only jokes.

Latest Sardar Ji SMS:

  • Towel Kese Ganda Hota Hai
    Pathan: Yaar Hum Ko Ek Baat Batao.

    Sardar: Pucho..

    Pathan:
    Sabun Se Nahany K Baad
    Jab Hamara Jism Saaf Ho Jata Hai To Phir
    Towel Kese Ganda Ho Jata Hai.??

    Sardar:
    Towel Ko Wo 1% Jarasim Ganda Kerta Hai
    Jo 99% Jarasim K Mar Jany K Baad Bhi Zinda Rehta Hai.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Maha Abro   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Get An Idea
    Sardar Ny Apny Truck K Neechy
    4 Logon Ko Daba Ker Maar Diya..

    Judge: Tum Ny Sharab Bhi Nahi Pi Hui Thi
    Aur
    Tumhari in Logo Se Koi Dushmani Bhi Nahi Thi
    Phir Tum Ny Unhen Q Mara..??


    Sardar: Judge Sahab,
    Get An Idea Walon Ny Kaha Tha K
    Is Ring Tone K Liye 4 Dabaen
    To Me Ny Daba Diye.. :-(

    Hahahha


  By: Maha Abro   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • 7up Ka Jadoo
    Dara Singh:
    Darling 7up Pee Ker
    Kuch Kerny Ka Bohat Mann Ker Raha Hai..

    Wife Sharmate Huwe:
    Ker Lo G..

    Dara Singh:
    (",)>
    /((....Poooonn
    _//,

    Wife: Dur Fittay Munh.. :-(

    Hahhahaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gum
    Dost: Yaar Mujhy Apni GF Ko Impress Kerna Hai,
    Koi Acha Sa Chipku Shair Suna De..

    Sardar: Theek Hai Sun..
    Arz Kiya Hai..

    Khushi Wo Cheez Hai Jis Se Gum Bhulaya Jata Hai..

    Wah Wah..

    Aur Gum Wo Cheez Hai
    Mere Dost..

    Jis Se

    Lifafa Chipkaya Jata Hai.. :-D


  By: Husnain Nawaz   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Sardar Ko Chaand Per Bheja Gaya
    Sardar Ko Chaand Per Bheja Gaya:

    Adhay Rasty Per Pohach Ker
    Sadra Ny Zameen Walon Ko Call Ki:

    "Kamino, Saalo,
    Tum Mujhy Bewakoof Samajhty Ho?
    Aaj To "Amavasya" Hai,
    Chaand To Hoga Hi Nahi,
    Me Wapas Araha Hun.." :-D

    Hhahahaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Sardar Ji Ghar Aye
    Sardar Ji Ghar Aye To Un K Helmet Ka Sheesha Laal Ho Raha Tha..
    Sab Ghar Waly Dekh Ker Ghabra Gaye.
    Bhai Sahara De Ker GHar Me Laaye.
    Begam Ny Jooty Utary Aur
    Roty Huwe Pucha:
    "Itna Sara Khoon Kese Nikla,
    Kiya Aapka Accident Hua Hai?"

    Sardar Ji Sharma Ker Boly:
    "O Nai Yaar,
    Asal Me Helmet Ki Adat Nahi Hai Na
    Is Liye Paan Thookty Waqt Yaad Hi Nahi Raha K
    Helmet Ka Sheesha Band Hai.." :-) :-D

    Hhahahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Ufone
    Sardar: Bari Nend Aa Rahi Hai,
    Pata Nahi Us Ka Msg Kab Aye Ga??

    ..One Msg Receive..

    Sardar Ny Khushi Khushi Msg Open Kiya

    Ufone: Aby O Kanjoos Ki Aulad,
    Hamara ULoan Wapas Ker Oye.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Mithai Ki Dukan
    Pathan Sardar Se:
    Yara Tum Ny Apni Mithai
    Ki Dukan K Liye Kiya Kiya??

    Sardar: O Yaar Me Ny Ek Eshtihar De Diya Hai.

    Pathan: Kiya Likha??

    Sardar: Ek Noker Ki Zarurat Hai
    Jis Ko "Diabetes" Ho.. :-D

    Hahahaha


  By: Raheel Ahmed   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Roti Aur Chuha
    Pappu Ki Roti Per Se Chuha Guzar Gaya..

    Pappu Roty Huwe:
    Me Ye Roti Nahi Khaunga.

    Sardar: Beta Kha Le,
    Chuhay Ny Konsa Chappal Pehni Hui Thi.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Fix
    Ek Sardar Road Ki Dusri Side Khari Larki Ko
    Bohat Dair Se Ghoor Raha Tha..

    Larki Ny Ghusse Me Hath Se Lanat Di..

    Sardar Dost Se:
    Le Das, Aj Fir
    Panj Vajay Da Time Fix Hoya Ay.. :-)

    Hhahaha


  By: Haya Ali   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
Sardar Ji SMS By Page:  1 23456 >>

Submit Your Comments: