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Latest Sardar Ji SMS:

  • About Yourself
    Interviewer: Tell Me Something About Yourself ??

    Sardar: Sir, Yourself is An 8 Letter Word...:-)

    Hahahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Tumhara Dost Kese Mara
    Police:
    Tumhara Dost Kese Mara?

    Sardar:
    Pata nai Ji,
    Wo Bola Mere Pait me Choohe Kood rahe hen
    to Me ne Usko
    Choohe Maarne ki Dawa Khila di,
    Jab Se Ye Yunhi Leta Hua Hai..:-)


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Kiya Kerta
    Khan: Ye Scooty kab li?

    Sardar: Kal Raat 1 Larki
    Mujhe scooty per bohot Door le gai,
    Phir sab kapde Utaar kar boli:
    "Jo chahiye lelo",
    ,
    ,
    Me Scooty le Ker Ghar Aa Gaya,
    Kapron ka Me kya karta...;-p :-)

    Hehehe


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Math vich Fail Q hoya
    Sardar:
    Math vich Fail Q hoya??

    Son:
    Kadi Teacher kendi ay
    3+5=8
    Agly Din kendi ay
    4+4=8
    Fir kendi ay
    6+2=8
    Saali nu Aap Pakka Pata Nai
    Te Fail Menu Ker Ditta...:-)

    Hahahaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Public Toilet
    Sardar Public Toilet gaya or
    1 Ghante k Baad Nikla..

    Baher Betha Jamadar Bola: 20 Rupay.

    Sardar:
    Saale, Toilet me Betha Tha
    "Cyber Cafe" me Nahi...;-)


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Sardar Ny Bivi Ko Hospital me Admit
    Sardar Ny Bivi Ko Hospital me Admit karaya..

    Dost:
    Kiya Hua Tha Bhabhi Ko??

    Sardar:
    Oye Yaar, Bathroom me Naha Rahi Thi,
    Achanak Gir Gai,
    Wo To Acha Hua
    Samny Wala Parosi Apni Khirki Me se Dekh Raha Tha,
    Us Ny Foran Aaker Usay Uthaya Aur
    Mujhy Phone ker K Bata Diya Warna Pata Nahi Kiya Hota...;-p;-)

    Hahaha


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Sharaab Pee k Sardar
    Sharaab Pee k Sardar Full Tight Tha
    Aur Achanak
    Neend me Rone Laga...

    "Mera Kho gaya,
    Mera Kho Gaya"..
    .
    .
    Sardar's Wife:
    Chup Chaap So Jaao,
    aur
    Meri Panty me se Apna Haath Hatao...;-p:)

    Hahahha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Translate Into English
    Sardar Ji Interview Deny Gaye..

    Interviewer:
    Translate Into English,
    "Me Is Nokri K Liye Pur Umeed hoon"
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Sardar:
    "I Am Pregnant For This Job"...;-p

    Hahaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • In Which State
    In aptitude Test:

    Teacher:
    In which state is River Kaveri.
    .
    Sardar:
    In "Liquid State"..;-)

    Hehehe


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Opening
    Cricketer Harbhajan Singh ne Apni Biwi se pucha:
    "Kiya Me Tumhara Pehla Piyar hun?"

    BIWI Boli:
    "Kar di na Sardaron Wali Baat,
    SPINNER ko kabhi Opening Milti hai?...;-p:D

    Hahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
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