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  • Grownup joke
    A Sardarji's Boy asked His Dad:
    "What is a Grownup joke?"
    .
    Sardar ji replied:
    "Any Joke which is Eighteen years Old"..;-)


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Sardar ko Busy Rakhne k
    Sardar ko Busy Rakhne k 2 Tareekey..
    .
    .
    1. Ek Gol Room me leja kr kaho, Kone me Beth jao.
    .
    2. Ek Paper k Dono Taraf P.T.O. likh kr de do..;-p


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Shadi ki Pehli Raat
    Shadi ki Pehli Raat Sardar ki Wife ne kaha:

    "Janu Aaj kuch aisa kro k Paseene nikal jayen.."
    .
    .
    Sardar Utha aur
    Fan Band kar ke So gaya...;-p

    Hahahha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Rock Music
    Sardar G Placed Two Stones In His Ears
    .
    .
    Dost:
    What Are You Doing?
    .
    .
    Sardar G:
    Oye Don't Disturb
    ,
    I am Listening The ROCK Music..;-)

    Hhahahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Answering Machine
    Sardarji ne Answering Machine Ghar per Lagwai.

    Do Din k Baad Hi Disconnect Kerwa di.

    it because he was getting complaints like,
    .
    "Saala phone Utha k bolta hai Ghar pe nahi hai"..;-p

    Hahaha


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • B-Silent Plz
    Sardar Travelling 1st Time In Plane
    Going To Bombay

    While Landing He Shouted..

    "BOMBAY BOMBAY"

    Air Hostess: B-Silent Plz..

    Sardar: "OMBAY OMBAY"...;-p

    Hahhahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Gulab ka Phool
    Anniversary k moqa pr SARDAR
    apni Biwi k liye Gulab ka Phool le kr aya.
    .
    .
    BV: Mujhy ye nai chahiye,
    koi Soney ki cheez do.
    .
    Sardar: O Ye le Takiya or So ja..;-p

    Hahhaaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Choti Museebat
    A Sardar Married to a short girl.

    People asked to Sardar:
    Why U Married such a short girl.

    He replied:
    Our Guru G says
    Museebat jitni choti ho
    utna he acha hota hai..;-)

    Hahahha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Sohni Behan
    A Sardar G was walking with his Sister..

    and

    Someone told him that:
    "Sardar G Twadi Behan bohat sohni ay.."
    .
    .
    Sardar G said:
    Aho Par Saade Kis Kam Di...;-p


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Instructions
    A Person went into the office kitchen one morning
    and found a Sardarni painting the walls.

    She was wearing a new fur coat
    and a nice denim jacket.

    Thinking this was a little strange,
    He asked her why she was wearing them
    rather than old clothes or an overall.
    .
    .
    She showed him the instructions
    on the tin and said:
    "For best results put on two coats"..;-> ;-)


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
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