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Latest Sardar Ji SMS:

  • Ufone
    Sardar: Bari Nend Aa Rahi Hai,
    Pata Nahi Us Ka Msg Kab Aye Ga??

    ..One Msg Receive..

    Sardar Ny Khushi Khushi Msg Open Kiya

    Ufone: Aby O Kanjoos Ki Aulad,
    Hamara ULoan Wapas Ker Oye.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Mithai Ki Dukan
    Pathan Sardar Se:
    Yara Tum Ny Apni Mithai
    Ki Dukan K Liye Kiya Kiya??

    Sardar: O Yaar Me Ny Ek Eshtihar De Diya Hai.

    Pathan: Kiya Likha??

    Sardar: Ek Noker Ki Zarurat Hai
    Jis Ko "Diabetes" Ho.. :-D

    Hahahaha


  By: Raheel Ahmed   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Roti Aur Chuha
    Pappu Ki Roti Per Se Chuha Guzar Gaya..

    Pappu Roty Huwe:
    Me Ye Roti Nahi Khaunga.

    Sardar: Beta Kha Le,
    Chuhay Ny Konsa Chappal Pehni Hui Thi.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Fix
    Ek Sardar Road Ki Dusri Side Khari Larki Ko
    Bohat Dair Se Ghoor Raha Tha..

    Larki Ny Ghusse Me Hath Se Lanat Di..

    Sardar Dost Se:
    Le Das, Aj Fir
    Panj Vajay Da Time Fix Hoya Ay.. :-)

    Hhahaha


  By: Haya Ali   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Marny K Baad
    Pathan: Marny K Baad Insan Kiya Banta Hai??

    Sardar: Larky To Bhoot Ban Jaty Hen
    Magar Larkiyan Saali
    Churail Ki Churail Hi Rehti Hen.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Chaddi Utar
    Policeman:” Sab kuch
    bata do varna chaddi
    utar
    ke marunga..
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    Sardar: ”O Sir Ji, Ghalti to maine ki
    hai, Aap kyun apni
    chaddi utaroge..??? :-p:-D


  By: A Chan91   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Suraj Ki Mummy
    Teacher: Suraj Din K Waqt Nazar Aata Hai
    Per Raat Me Nahi, Waja Batao..?

    .

    Sardar: Sir Gi, Raat Ko
    Suraj Ki Mummy Usay Ghar se Bahar Nikalny Nahi Deti.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Jis K Sar Me Dard Hai
    Jis K Dil Me Dard Hai Wo Dildaar Hai..

    Wah Ji Wah..

    Jis K Dil Me Dard Hai Wo Dildaar Hai..

    Aur

    Jis K Sar Me Dard Hai Wo Sardar Hai.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Maha Abro   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Special Kapray
    Ek Din Sardar Ny Nashtay Me Isly Banai..

    Wife: Tum Ny Itni Bari Bari Ily Kese Banai??

    Sardar: Is Special Kapray Se.

    Wife: Ullu Ke Pathay,
    Ye Mera "Bra" Hai.. :-D

    Hahhahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Sardar Slip Ho Ker Gira
    Sardar Slip Ho Ker Gira Aur Koma Me Chala Gaya..
    Sardarni Her Waqt Us K sath Rahi
    Aur Uska Khayal Rakha..

    Kuch Mahinay Baad Sardar Ko Hosh Aya.
    Bivi Ko Paas Betha Dekh Ker Rony Laga..

    Sardarni: Ki Hoya Ay..??

    Sardar: Tujhy Pata Hai K Tu Ny Kiya Kiya.?
    Sardani: Nai ..
    Sardar: Jab Me Jal Gaya Tha To Tu Ny Mera Khayal Rakha,
    Jab Mera Business Khatam Hua
    Us Waqt Bhi Tu Mere Sath Thi,
    Mera Ghar Bika Tab Bhi Tu Sath Thi,
    Jab Mujhy Kisi Ny Goli Mari Thi
    Tab Bhi Tu Sath Thi,
    Phir Jab Me Beemar Hua,
    Aur Aaj Bhi Tu Hi Mere Sath Hai..
    Pata Hai Is Ka Kiya Matlab Hai.??

    Sardarni: Kiya Hai Ji..?

    Sardarni: Ye Matlab Hai Kamini K
    Tu Mere Liye "Bad Luck" Hai.. ;-) :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
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