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Latest Sardar Ji SMS:

  • SARDAR KA DHABA
    "SARDAR KA DHABA"

    CUSTOMER: Mere Soup me
    Makkhi Doob kar mari padi hai.

    SARDAR: To kya karun Me?
    Dhaba Chalaun ya inhe Tairna Sikhaun. ;-)


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Me Doctor Nahi
    Sardar ne Achanak Aankhen kholte hue Kaha:
    "Doctor Sahib, Kya Mera Operation Kamiyab Raha?"
    .
    .
    Sabar se Kaam lo Beta,
    Me Doctor nhi, "YAMRAJ" hoon..;-p

    Hahahha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Piyar Aur Ishq
    Sardar: "PIYAR" or “ISHQ” me kya Farq hai?
    ?
    Pappu: Janab "Piyar” wo hai jo Aap Apni Beti se karte hen,
    or
    "ISHQ” wo hai jo Hum Aapki Beti se krtey hen...;-p


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Ik Din Sardar Mandir Gya
    Ik Din Sardar Mandir Gya,
    Lok Bhajan Ga Rhe C:
    "Darshan De Gariban Nu,
    Darshan De Gariban Nu”..
    .
    Sardar Di Nuh Da Naam "Darshan Rani" Si,
    Sardar Nu Gussa Aa Gya,
    Te Oh Bhi Bhajan Gaaun Lagga:

    "Darshan Mere Munde Di Bahu,
    Oh Ta Mere Munde Di Rhu ,
    Baki Gal Nasiban Di,
    Evein Kiven Gariban Di”.. ;-)

    Hahahha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Book of Facts
    Sardar reading from Book of Facts;
    "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?"
    .
    Dost: Why You don't use a Mouth Wash?'


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Ladies Ka Dibba
    Train Chali,
    Sardar 1 Dibbe Me Chad Gaya..
    .
    TT Bola: Q Paa Ji, Nazar Nhe Aata,
    Ye Ladies Ka Dibba Hai.
    .
    Sardar: Sorry Ji,
    Mere Ko Laga Aap Mard Ho.. ;-p


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Grownup joke
    A Sardarji's Boy asked His Dad:
    "What is a Grownup joke?"
    .
    Sardar ji replied:
    "Any Joke which is Eighteen years Old"..;-)


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Sardar ko Busy Rakhne k
    Sardar ko Busy Rakhne k 2 Tareekey..
    .
    .
    1. Ek Gol Room me leja kr kaho, Kone me Beth jao.
    .
    2. Ek Paper k Dono Taraf P.T.O. likh kr de do..;-p


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Shadi ki Pehli Raat
    Shadi ki Pehli Raat Sardar ki Wife ne kaha:

    "Janu Aaj kuch aisa kro k Paseene nikal jayen.."
    .
    .
    Sardar Utha aur
    Fan Band kar ke So gaya...;-p

    Hahahha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Rock Music
    Sardar G Placed Two Stones In His Ears
    .
    .
    Dost:
    What Are You Doing?
    .
    .
    Sardar G:
    Oye Don't Disturb
    ,
    I am Listening The ROCK Music..;-)

    Hhahahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
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