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Latest Sardar Ji SMS:

  • Mother Tongue
    ?Sardar's Son Was Filling a Form..!

    Son: Papa, Mother Tongue Me Kya Likhun..?

    Sardar: Likh De,
    Very Long And Uncontrolable?...;-)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Sardaro Me Dimag
    Ek Sardar ne Ek Mendak se poocha:
    "Sardaro me Dimag hota hai ya Nahi?"

    MENDAK: Nahi,
    aur Pani me Kood gaya.

    Sardar:
    Saale Is me Jaan Dene Wali Kiya Baat Thi...;-p

    Hehehe


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Confidential
    Pappu: What''s the Difference between Confidence and Confidential?

    Sardar: U r My Son I''m Confident.
    But
    Ur Friend is Also My Son,
    That Is Confidential...;-p:)

    Hahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Tumhary Paas Kiya Hai
    1st Sardar: Mere Pass Gaddi Hai, Banglow Hai, Paisa Hai.
    Tumhare Paas Kya Hai?

    2nd Sardar: Mere Pass Bhi Gaddi Hai, Banglow Hai, Paisa Hai.
    .
    .
    1st Sardar: To Saaley Apni Maa Kiske Paas Hai?..;-)


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Bivi Ki Waja Se
    Sardar:
    O Yaar Me Apni Bivi Ki Waja Se
    Dozakh Me Jaun Ga,
    Mujhy Roz Us Ki Waja Se Jhoot Bolna Parta Hai.

    Dost:
    Wo Kese..?

    Sardar:
    Wo Roz Tayyar Ho Ker Puchti Hai,
    Kesi Lag Rahi Hun...;-(

    Hahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Zabardasti
    Sardar: Kal koi Meri Biwi k sath
    Zabardasti krgya aur Rs:20000 v le gya.

    Pathan: Jhoot Bolta hai,
    15000 thy.

    Sardar: Paise ka Itna Masla nahi
    Bas Aadmi Pata kar Yaar...;-p

    Hehehe


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • What A Joke
    Doctor: Sardar ji, Aap k Gurday Fail ho gaye hen !

    Sardar: Hahaha What a Joke,
    ,
    Mere Gurday to Kabhi School gaye hi nahi..;-p:)

    Hahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Dil vadda kar Yaar
    Ek Sardar ny Restaurant Khola..

    Admi: Sardar ji, Soup vich Makhi hai.

    Sardar Replied:
    O Dil vadda kar Yaar,
    ,
    Ooney kinna Pee lena aye?..;-p

    Hahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Hot Coffee
    Sardar in a Coffee House with Wife.

    Sardar: Jaldi pi Coffee Thandi ho jaye gi.

    Wife: Fir ki hoya?

    Sardar: Bewaqoof "Menu" vich Likha ay,
    ,
    Hot Coffee: 10 Rs

    Cold Coffee: 30 Rs...;-p

    Hahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Frustrated of Jokes
    Sardar Got Frustrated of Jokes Made on Him,

    So He Goes to His Wife and says:
    "Tell Me One Joke in which I’m not Involved."
    .
    .
    She Smiles and Says:
    .
    .
    “I Am Pregnant"...;-p


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
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