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Latest Sardar Ji SMS:

  • Daaru
    Doctor: Kese Aana Huwa?

    Sardar: Tabiyat Kharab hai, liver me Pain Ho Raha Hai.

    Doctor: Daaru Peety ho??

    Sardar: Haan, Magar Chota Peg hi banana..;-)


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Sardar Ki Shadi
    Ek Sardar Ki Shadi Nurse se Ho Gai.

    Dost: Sunao Yaar,
    Bhabhi k Sath Kesi Guzar Rahi Hai?

    Sardar: Yaar Me to Azab me Phans Gaya Hun,
    ,
    Jab Tak "SISTER" Na Kahun,
    Sunti Hi Nahi...;-p:)

    Hahaha


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Aadmi Ka Baap Mar Gaya
    Ek Admi Ka Baap Mar Gaya.
    Sary Bhai Ro Rahy Thy.

    Ek Bola: Abba! Mujhy Bhi Sath le Jaty.

    pichy se BaqiBhai Bhi Chilla ker Boly:
    Abba, Hamen Bhi Sath Le Jaty.

    Sardar: Oye Chup ker Beghairto,
    Pehly Abbu ko Wahan Set to hony do,
    Phir Tum Sab Bhi Chaly Jana..:-)


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Kutton k Samny Mat Nachna
    Sardar Apny Kutty k sath Film "Sholay" Dekhny Gaya..

    Hero: Basanti, in kutton k Samny Mat Nachna.

    Sardar Ghusse se Khara Ho Gaya Aur Bola:

    Kutty ki Bhi Ticket Li Hui Hai,
    Tumhara To Baap Bhi Dance Kery Ga...;-)

    Hahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Thermometer
    Doctor ny Lady ka Mu me Thermometer Rakh ker Usay Mu Band Kerny ko Kaha.

    Sardar Bivi ko Itni Dair Khamosh Dekh ker Bola:

    "Doctor Sahab, Aye Cheez Kinnay di Aandi Hai?"...;-p


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Sher Ka Puttar
    Sardar: Beta Tu Sher ka Puttar hai,
    Aur Wo Sher Me hun..

    Beta: Papa, School me Teacher bhi Ye hi Kehti Hai k

    "Tum Kisi Janwar ki Aulaad" Lagty Ho...;-p


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Masla Ye Hai
    Sardar: Doctor g, Me Rozana Subha 6 bajay SuSu Kerta Hun.

    Doctor: To Is Me Masla kiya hai?

    Sardar: O G, Masla Ye Hai k
    Meri Aankh 7 Bajay khulti Hai..:-)

    Hahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Sardar ny Nai Car li
    Sardar ny Nai Car li Aur

    Derwazay Per Likhwa Diya:

    .

    "Derwaza Bahar ki Taraf Kholen. Shukriya"..:-)


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • English Winglish
    Ek Sardar ko America me Police ny Rok liya aur
    Investigation ki,

    Sardar ko English nahi ati thi to Us ny "Leave Application" suna di.

    Police ny Pagal samajh ker Chorr diya.

    Sardarni: Sardar Ji, Tusi Great ho.

    Sardar Josh me: Aye te Kujh nai,
    Hally te me "Thirsty Crow" nai Sunai...;-D


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • No More
    London ki Ek Bus me Larkiyan Sawarho rahi thin..
    Jab Bus Bhar gai to Ek Sardar ji bhi Sawar hony lagy,

    Conductor ny Sardar se kaha:
    No More, No More.


    Sardar Ghusse se:
    ,
    Saaly, Morniyan to sari Charha lin,
    Hun Mor Aya te
    Mout Pe Gai Aye..;-p:D


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
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