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Latest Sardar Ji SMS:

  • Warning
    Train me Warning likhi thi:
    Bina ticket safar karne wale yaatri "Hoshiyaar."
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    Sardar:
    Waah BC,
    to Kiya Jisne Ticket li Wo "Chutiye" Hai??...;-p

    Hahaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Sardar To Dost
    Sardar: Yaar tu mujhse bahut sari baten chupata hai.
    Dost: nahi yaar aisa nahi h...

    Sardar: nahi yaar tune chupai h mujhse baat.
    Dost: nahi chupai yaar.

    Sardar: Me bol raha Hun na k
    mujhe pata h tune mujhse baat chupai hai.
    Dost: Acha to phir Bata na ki kya baat chupai h.

    Sardar: Saale jab tune baat chupa hi li to
    mujhe kaise pata chalega k
    tune kaun si baat chupai hai..;-p

    Hahahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Daddy Kitthe Ae
    1 Sardar Roz Murti Pe Matha Tekta Tha..

    Pujari Ne Badi Murti Ki Jagah Choti Murti Rakh Di,

    Sardar aaya Aur Bola:
    "Oye Chotu!
    Daddy Kitthe Ae?..;-p


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Mitti di Khushboo
    1 Sardar Bohat Saalon Baad Pind aya..

    Pind di Mitti
    Soong k kehnda:
    "Hun te Mitti di Khushboo Badal gai ay"

    2nd Sardar:

    "Ay Mitti nai ay
    Sukkhi Tatti ay"..;-)


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Aurat na hoti
    Sardar's Wife:
    "Agar DUNIYA me Aurat na hoti
    to Tumhari Pant ke Button kon Taakta..???
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    Sardar:
    "Aray Pagli, Duniya me Aurat na hoti to Pant
    pehnne ki Zarurat hi kya thi..??"

    Hahahha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Lottery
    A Sardar Prayers Daily for 2 hours,
    "Hey Vaheguru Meri Lottery lagady."

    After 11 Years VaheGuru angrily appeared
    & said:
    "Khoti de putar 1 vari Ticket te le ley"...;-p

    Hahahha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Sardar Her Sunday Ko
    Sardar Her Sunday Ko Holi Khelta Tha..

    Aadmi Sardar Se:
    Tum Her Sunday Holi Q Khelte Ho?

    Sardar:
    Mene Kahi Padha Hai K
    “Sunday Is A HoliDay"...;-)

    Haahahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Sarson Ka Tel
    Sardar Ki Wife Tours & Travels Magazine
    Padhte Hue Boli:
    "Is Baar 2nd Honeymoon Ke Liye,
    'Greece' Try Karen?"

    Sardar:
    "Kyo? Sarson Ke Tel Mein Kya Kharabi Hai?"..;-p

    Hahahaha


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Sardar was riding a Bike
    Sardar was riding a Bike..
    A police tried to stop Him..

    Police: Stop! Stop!!
    Your bike doesn't have Headlight.

    Sardar: O Ji Light nu Maar Goli,

    Ess vich te Breakan v nai aen...;-p

    Hahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Engagement Ring
    One Day Sardar's Girlfriend asks him:
    Darling, on our Engagement will you give me a RING?

    Sardar:
    Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No...;-)


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
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