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Latest Sardar Ji SMS:

  • Operation
    Pathan: Yara Ye Doctor Log
    Operation Se Pehly Mareez
    Ko Behosh Q Ker Dety Hen.??

    Sardar:
    O Jaa Yaar, Tenu Inni Si
    Baat Nai Pata.
    Agar Mareez Operation Seekh Gaya To
    Doctors Ki To Watt Hi Lag Jani ay Naa. :-D

    Hhahahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • 2 Goliyan
    Sardar:
    Doctor Sahab Mujhe Koi Aisi Dawa Den,
    K Me Aankhon Se Bol Sakun Or Kano Se Dekh Sakun.

    Doctor Ghusse Se:
    Lo Ye 2 Goliyan Subha Aur
    Shaam Naak Se Chaba Kr Kha Lena.. :-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Naghma Khan   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Aids Wali Murgi
    Sardar:
    Murgi Kitny Ki Hai.??

    Dukandar:
    Rs. 10 & 80

    Sardar:
    Sirf 10 Ki.
    Itni Sasti.??

    Dukandar: Janab Isko Aids Hai..

    Sardar:
    De Do Yaar. Mujhy To Isko Khana Hai.
    Koi Is K Sath Sona Thora Hi Hai. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Naghma Khan   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Night Cream
    Sardar:
    Mujh Se Dushmani Tumhen Bohat Mehngi Pary Gi..

    Pappu: Jaa Bay..
    Sasti To Me Night Cream Bhi Nahi Lagata.

    Hhahaha


  By: Maha Abro   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Aaj Phir
    Sardar: Log To Mujhy "Bhagwan" Manty Hen.

    Dost: Tumhen Kese Pata??

    Sardar: Jab Me Aaj Park Gaya To
    Sab Mujhy Dekh Ker Kehny Lagy,
    ,
    Hay Bhagwan! Ye Phir Aa Gaya.. :-D

    Hahahha


  By: Sumaira Malik   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Dar
    Sardar Ny Sab Murgiyon Ko Hukum Diya
    K Kal Se 2 Anday Dena Warna
    Sab Ka Roast Bana Dunga..
    .
    Aglay Din Sab Ny 2 Anday Diye
    Magar Ek Ny Sirf 1 Hi Diya.
    .
    Sardar:
    Tum Ny Ek Anda Q Diya.??

    Murga:
    O Paa Ji,
    Me To Murgha C,
    Thuaday Dar Naal Ik Anda Nikal Gaya C.. :-) :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Answering Machine
    Sardar Fixed An Answering
    Machine At Home.
    Two Days Later He
    Disconnected It Because
    He Was Getting Complaints
    Like
    "Sala Phone Utha Ker
    Bolta Hai Ghar Per Nahi Hai.." :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Naghma Khan   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Ehmiyat
    Pathan To Sardar:
    Tumhari To Ghar Me Bhi Koi Nahi Sunta..

    Sardar: O Nai Yaar,
    Ghar Me Meri Bohat Ehmiyat Hai,
    Khana Pakany Se Pehly
    Sab Mujh Se Zarur Mashwara Kerty Hen,
    Aur Phir Jo Me Kahun Wo
    ,
    Her Giz Nahi Pakaya Jata.. :-( :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Haya Ali   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Mother Tongue
    Sardar K Bety Ny FORM Fill Kerty Huwe Pucha:

    "Papa Mother Tongue K Column Me Kiya Likhun.??

    Sardar: Puttar Likh De,
    Very Very Long & Uncontrolable :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Raheel Ahmed   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Shadi Q Nahi Hui
    Sardar Pappu Se:
    Tumhari Ab Tak Shadi Q Nahi Hui
    Jab K Tumhari Itni Umer Ho Gai Hai..

    Pappu Ny Aankhen Ban Ki Aur
    Ungli Aasman Ki Taraf Utha Ker Bola:

    "Jeko Rakhay Saaiyyan,
    Maar Saky Na Koi.." :-D

    Hhahahha


  By: Naghma Khan   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
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