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Latest Sardar Ji SMS:

  • Beauty Tip
    Sardarni Ny Sardar Ko Paise dekar kaha:
    "Market Se Mere Liye Kuch
    Aisi Cheez Laana jis se Me
    Khubsoorat Dikhun.."
    .
    Sardar Market Se Apny Liye
    Whisky ki 2 Bottle Le Aaya.
    .
    Sardarni Ghusse Se:
    "Me Ny Tum Se Kiya Lany Ko Kaha Tha."
    .
    Sardar: Janu, Sirf Yehi Ek Cheez Hai
    Jise Pee Ker Tu Mujhy
    Sundar Dikhai De Sakti Hai.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Naghma Khan   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Teri Gali K Bachy
    Sardar: Janu Kal se Hum kahin aur Milenge..
    .
    GirlFriend: Kyun kya hua ??
    .
    Sardar: Oye Teri Gali K Bachy Bade Zaalim hen,
    Kutte Ko Piche laga kar kehte hen,,
    .
    "JAB PYAR KIYA TO DARNA KYA" :-(

    Hahhaha


  By: Naghma Khan   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Chashme ke sath
    Doctor: Aap ka Weight kitna hai??

    Sardarni: Chashme ke sath 75kgs.. ?

    Doctor: Aur Chashme ke Baghair.??

    Sardarni: Wo To Mujhe Dikhta hi nai.. :-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Naghma Khan   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Sardar Roty Huwe
    Sardar Roty Huwe:
    "Hey Bhagwan, Kya Aap Meri Sharab Chhudwa sakte ho?
    .
    Bhagwan: Haan Bacha..
    .
    Sardar Khush Ho Ker:
    "To Meri 40 Bottles Police Station me Zapt hen,
    Woh Chhudwa do.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Bas Ye Pucha k
    Sardar To Pathan: Tumko Air hostess
    ne Thappad Q mara?
    .
    .
    Pathan: Hum Ne Us Saali Se
    Bas Ye Pucha k
    "Susu karne ki Jagah kahan hai.?"
    To
    Wo Boli: "Pichhe Hai"
    .
    Hum ne kaha:
    "Pehle to Aage hua karti thi."

    Hahhaha


  By: Asad   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Taxi Ka Break Fail Ho Gaya
    Taxi Driver: Sir Ji Taxi Ka Break Fail Ho Gaya hai,
    Taxi Ruk Nahi Rahi, Kiya Kerun.??

    Sardar: Sab Se Pehle Tu "Meter" Band Ker.. :-)

    Hahahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Great Reply
    Sardar Ko Uski Girlfriend Ny SMS Bheja:
    "I Miss You”.
    .
    Sardar ne Khoob Socha Aur
    2 Ghante baad reply bheja:
    “I Mr.You”.

    Hahhaha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • SMS Ka Jawab Nahi
    Sardar: Wo Kon Log Hote Hen Jo SMS Ka Jawab Nahi Dete??

    Pathan: Yara Mere Khayal
    Me Ye Wo Log Hote Hen Jo
    Miss Call Kerny K Baad Bhi
    Apna Balance Check Kerte Hen.. ;-)

    Hahaha


  By: Maha Abro   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Meri Dictionary
    Sardar: Meri Dictionary Me Namumkin Ka Lafz Nahi Hai..

    Pathan: To Paaglay Dictionary Dekh Ker Leta,
    Ab Yahan Chillany Ka Kiya Faida.. ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Raheel Ahmed   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Mere Bete Ny Mere BAAP ko
    Sardar: Aaj Mere Bete Ny Mere BAAP ko Gaali di.

    Dost: Phir Tu Ny Kiya Kiya.?

    Sardar: Maine bhi uske Baap ko Gaali de di,
    Hisaab Barabar.. ;-p :-D

    Hahahaha


  By: Raheel Ahmed   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
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