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Latest Sardar Ji SMS:

  • Saal Ka Sab Se Chota Mahina
    Sardar: Batao Saal Ka Sab Se Chota Mahina Konsa Hota Hai??

    Pathan: May

    Sardar Herani Se: Wo Kese??

    Pathan: Q K May Me Sirf 3 Hurf Hoty Hen.. ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Naghma Khan   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Sardar Sharab Pi Raha Tha
    Sardar Sharab Pi Raha Tha Aur Ro Raha Tha..

    Dost: Kyun Ro Rahy Ho.??

    Sardar: Yaar,
    Samajh Nahi Araha K
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    Konsi Wali Ko Yaad Kerun.. ;-) :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Maha Abro   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Muft Sabzi
    Admi: Jab Me "Suit" Pehan Ker
    Sabzi Lene Jata Hun To Dukandar Mujhy Mehngi Sabzi Deta Hai
    Aur Jab "Phata Hua Kurta" Pehan Ker Jata Hun To Sasti Deta Hai..

    Sardar: O Yaar, Hath Me "Piyala" Bhi Le Liya Ker,
    Phir "Muft" Mily Gi.. ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Maha Abro   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Sardar K Ooper
    Teacher: Sardar K Ooper Kitny Joke Banty Hen.??

    Sardar: Sirf 2 Ya 3

    Teacher: Is K Ilawa Jo Hoty Hen??

    Wo Sab Sachay Waqiyat Hoty Hen.. ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Sardar Chhilky Sameet Kela
    Sardar Chhilky Sameet Kela Kha Raha Tha..

    Dost: Pehly Is Ko Chheel To Lo.

    Sardar: O Yaar, Chheelny Ki Kiya Zarurat Hai
    Hum Ko Pata Hai Is k Ander Kela Hai.. ;-)

    Hhahaha


  By: Asad   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Sardar Ny AC Lagwaya
    Sardar Ny AC Lagwaya..

    Pathan: O Yara Tum Ko To Sardi Bohat Lagta Hai, Phir Ye AC Kyun>??

    Sardar: O Yaaar, Isi Liye To Me Ny Ulta AC Lagwaya Hai,
    Garam Hawa Ander, Thandi Hawa Bahar.. ;-)

    Pathan: O Khana Kharab Ka Bacha,
    Ye Idea Hamary Dimagh Me Q Nahi Aya. :-D

    Hahhahaha


  By: Asad   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Mathy Per Goli Lagi Thi
    Sardar Dost Se:
    Bara Dukh Hua Teri Bivi Ki Moat Ka Sun Ker.
    Wese Hua Kiya THa.??

    Dost: Mathy Per Goli Lagi Thi..

    Sardar: Shuker Kero K Aankh Pe Nahi Lagi,
    Warna To Aankh Hi Phoot Jati.. ;-)

    Hhahahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Aap Gaye Q Nahi
    Bivi: Aap K Dost Ka Intiqal Ho Gaya Aap Gaye Q Nahi.??

    Sardar: O Sohniye Me Kese Jata,
    Us Ny Mujhy Bulaya Hi Nahi.. ;-)

    Hhahaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Mitthu Jalebi Khaye Ga
    Sardar Apny Totay Se:
    "Mitthu Jalebi Khaye Ga.?"

    Tota: Kamina Sala,
    Pehly Mirchen Khila Khila Ker Bawaseer Kerwa Di,
    Ab Meetha Khila Ker Sugar Kerna Chahta Hai.. ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Asad   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Ek Ghalti
    Fighter Pilot Sardar kamyabi k baad
    Apna Jahaaz land karne pe bohut khush hua..
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    Niche uterne pe ground staff ne usey hatho hath liya..
    aur uski wardi utarne me help karne lage..
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    Sardar (fakher se): Aaj Mene Pakistan ke
    2 Jahaaz, 1 Helicopter or 1 Tank ko Mara Giraya..
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    Ground Staff: Wo sab to Theek hai
    lekin Sir ji Aapne
    1 Ghalti kar di..
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    Sardar: O Ji Kon si Ghalti.. ??
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    Ground Staff: Bas Aap isi Khushi me
    Pakistan me hi Land ker gaye hen... ;-)?


  By: Naghma Khan   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
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