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Latest Sardar Ji SMS:

  • 6 Hafty Baad
    Sardar Apni Bivi K Sath
    ja Raha Tha, Us Ny Dekha
    K Us K Dost Ko Police Pakar K Le Ja Rahi hai.

    Sardar: Kiya Hua??

    Dost: Mene Apni Bivi Ko
    Maar Diya, Mujhy 6 Hafty Jail Me Rehna Pary Ga..

    Sardar: "Sirf Hafty Ki Saza"
    .
    Ye Keh Ker Sardar Ny Police
    Se Banduk Chheeni Aur Apni Bivi Ko Maar Diya..

    Dost: Oye Khoteya, Puri Baat To Sun Liya Ker,
    6 Hafty Baad Mujhy Phansi Lag Jaye Gi.. :-(

    Sardar Abhi Tak Hosh Me Nahi Aya Hai.. :-D

    hahahah


  By: Haya Ali   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Nai Chaddi
    Sardar Ny Ek Nai Chaddi Kharidi..

    Wo Gaun Me Apni Lungi Utha Ker
    Sab Ko Chaddi Dikhata Phir Raha Tha,
    Magar Sab Log Us Ki Chaddi
    Dekh Ker Cheekh Maar Ker Bhaag Jaty..

    Wo Ghar Aa Ker Ye Dekh
    Ker Heran Reh Gaya K Chaddi
    To Us K Bister Per Padi Thi.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Goli
    Sardar Darakht Pe Ulta Latka Hua Tha..

    Pathan: Oye Yara Ye Tum Kiya Kerti??

    Sardar: Ary Yaar,
    Sir K Dard Ki Goli Khai Hai,
    Kahin Pait Me Na Chali jaye.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Ek Gaaun Me Bijli
    Ek Gaaun Me Bijli Lag Rahi Thi..

    Isi Khushi Me Sab Gaaun Waly Nachny Lagy.
    Un Ko Dekh Ker Kuttay Bhi Nachny Lagy..

    Sardar: Oye Tum Q Nach Rahy Ho??

    Kutta: Aray Yaar,
    Bijli Aaye Gi To Khmbay Bhi To Lagen gy Na.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Raheel Ahmed   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Ticket
    Sardar Jahaz Me Pehli Baar Safar Ker Raha Tha..

    Us Ny Pilot Ka Head Phone Cheen Liya Aur Bola:

    "Saaly Ticket To Hum Sab Ny Liya Hai,
    Aur Gaany Tu Akela Hi Sun Raha Hai" :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Aqalmand Sardar
    Sardar:
    Me E-Mail Bana Raha Hun,
    SarDar, SardarG, Sardar123,
    SardarABC..
    Magar Koi Bhi Nahi Mil Raha.. :-(

    Dost:
    Tum "Aqalmand Sardar" K
    Naam Se Banao,
    100% Mile Ga.. :-D

    Hahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Judwa Bachay
    Ek Sardar K Judwa Bachay Huwe..
    Us Ny Apni Bivi Ko Khoob Mara..

    Dost:
    Yaar Bhabhi Ko Q Maar Rahy Ho??

    Sardar:
    O Yaar Ye Mujhy Batati Nahi K
    .
    Dusry Bachy Ka Baap Kon Hai.. :-D

    hahahha


  By: Maha Abro   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • One Way Road
    Sardar Ji One Way Road Per
    Ghalat Simt Me Ja Rahy Thy..

    Achanak Boly: Oh No,
    Lagta Hai Aaj Phir Dair Ho Gai,
    Sab Wapas Ja Rahy Hen.. :-D

    Hahahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Derpok
    Sardar:
    Kal Raat Mere GHar Chor Ghus Aaye,
    Unho Ny Mujhy Khoob Mara Aur Phir Murga Bana Ker
    Sara Saman Loot Ker Le Gaye.

    Parosi:
    To Tum Shor Macha Dete.

    Sardar:
    Chal Pagal,
    Me Koi Derpok Hun Jo Shor Macha Deta.. :-D

    Hahha


  By: Maha Abro   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Ek Saal Pehly
    Sardar Apny Ek Din K Bety Se:

    "Kash Tum Ek Saal Pehly Peda Ho Jaty

    To Hamari Shadi Bhi Dekh Lete.." :-) :-D


  By: Naghma Khan   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
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