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Latest Sardar Ji SMS:

  • Khyber Female
    A Sardar & His Wife were Waiting for Train.

    Itne me KHYBER MAIL aa gai.

    Sardar Bhag k Train me Charha
    Aur
    Apni Wife se Bola:
    ,
    Jab Khyber Female Aaye to
    Tum Bhi Ajana...;-p

    Hahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Confirm
    Sardar ji Opens his Lunch box
    in the Middle of the Road...

    Why..?

    Just to Confirm whether he is Going to
    or Coming back from the Office..;-p


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Sardar Bunks Office
    Santa Bunks Office n goes to Home.

    He saw his Wife with his Boss.

    He Comes Back running Office and says:
    "Baap re, Boss ne Dekh liya hota to
    Maar Dalta"...;-p:)


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Fracture
    Sardar to Doctor: Puray Jism me
    kahin bhi Ungli Lagao to bohat Dard hota hai.

    Doctor suggested Full Body X-ray
    when he checked,
    X-ray found Fracture in
    "Ungli"...;-p

    Hahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Banana
    Professor: Chemical symbol of Barium?

    Sardar: BA

    Professor: For sodium?
    Sardar: NA

    Professor: What will we get if 1 Atom of BA
    & 2 Atoms of NA combined?

    Sardar: BANANA..;-p


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Sardar in Police Station
    Sardar in Police Station:
    Ay Tasveeran kina diyan ne?

    Police: Criminals ki jin ko Arrest karna hai.

    Sardar: Tay Paglo, jaddon Khechiyan c Te
    Udon ee pharr lene Si...:-D


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Sardar Cold Drinks ki Dukan per
    Ek Sardar Cold Drinks ki Dukan pe gaya or dukandar se bola:
    Ek Pepsi Ki Bottle Kholo Bhai

    Dukandar ne khol di

    Phir Kaha Ek 7-up Bhi Kholo

    Dukandar ni khol di

    Phir kaha Ek Sprite Bottle bhi kholo

    Dukandar ne khol di

    Phir kaha Ek Mountain Dew Bhi Kholo

    Dukandar Ghussy se Bola: Tu Konsi piye ga Kameny?

    Sardar: Bhai peeni To koi nahi bas Mujhy
    in Botlon ki "Thuss Thuss" Bohat Pasand hai..;-p

    Hahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Sardar Ka Bhai
    Sardar ka Bhai USA se aya aur aty hi Bola:

    "Bhai Meri BV kahan hai?"

    Sardar wo to mar gai.

    Bhai: Salay Tu ne Mujhy Bataya Q nahi?

    Sardar: Socha Surprise donga..;-p


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Ajj Oh Nai Aya
    Sardar Ek Mahinay K Liye Tour Pe Ja Raha Tha

    Jaty Hue Chotey Bhai Se Kaha:
    "Ghar Da Khyal Rakhin,
    Tey Koi Naween Gal Howey Te Mennu Dasin."

    28 Din Baad, Chotey Bhai Ne SMS Bheja:

    "Paa Jee Ik Munda Roz Raat Noon Ghar
    Aa K Paabi Ji De Naal Sonda C
    Tey Sawery Chala Janda C,
    ,
    Ajj 0h Nai Aya."...;-p

    Sardar Shocked..:-(


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Ghalti
    Sardar ko bar bar I love you ka msg araha tha

    Dost ne pocha: Khair hai?

    Aaj tu boht I love you ke msgs arahe hain !

    Sardar: O jee Aaj me Ghalti se BIWI ka mobile laya hon eslie !


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
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