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  • Santa: 1 Kg Pakoda dena Halwai ne jaise
    Santa: 1 Kg Pakoda dena
    Halwai ne jaise hi tel me garm karke nikala
    Santa: Abe kanjoos, Pani me dho k de raha hai, kuch surf sabun to daal deta


    •   By: Noman
  • GOLU Ko CHirag Milla Chirag Ragra ,
    GOLU Ko CHirag Milla


    Chirag Ragra , Jin Nikla ... Jin Ne Kaha 3 Wishes Batao

    GOLU

    1 : Aik Bara Bangla hooo

    2 : Us Main Me Khub Dolat MAnd log Ho

    3 : Mujhe Isme CHOWKIDAR lagwadoooo


    •   By: PAGALPANTI
  • GOU ankhay band Kar k shishee k samne be
    GOU ankhay band Kar k shishee k samne betha tha..
    MOLU ne pocha khan bhai kia karrahe ho..??
    GOLU bola yar hum dekhraha hai k hum sota hua kesa lagta hai..


    •   By: PAGALPANTI
  • Santa asked his frend,"kya tumharay unde
    Santa asked his frend,"kya tumharay underwear mein suraakh hain?"Frend replied "No"Santa said,"tou phir taangain kahan sey daalta hai saalay..."


    •   By: PAGALPANTI
  • GOLU: oey mera shampo k sath wala gift d
    GOLU: oey mera shampo k sath wala gift de,

    Shopkeper: sardar g uske sath koi gift nai tha
    GOLU: bakwas na kar shampo pe likha tha Dandruf Free


    •   By: PAGALPANTI
  • GOLU ko Uska Sasur peet raha tha. WHY
    GOLU ko Uska Sasur peet raha tha.

    WHY?

    His Wife Deliverd a Baby.

    Doctor sent Him SMS,

    "Mubark Ho.Aap Baap Ban Gaye".

    GOLU forwarded it 2 all.


    •   By: PAGALPANTI
  • Ye scooty kab li? GOLU:kal raat 1 lark
    Ye scooty kab li?
    GOLU:kal raat 1 larki mujhe scooty per bohot dur le gai,sab kapde uttar kar boli jo chahiye lelo,mai ne scooty le li,kapro ka mai kya karta.


    •   By: PAGALPANTI
  • Santa : People consider me as a "GOD" B
    Santa : People consider me as a "GOD"
    Banta : How do you know??
    Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
    Oh GOD ! U have came again..


    •   By: PAGALPANTI
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