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Latest Santa Banta Jokes:

  • 5 Rupey ke 3 Piyaz
    Santa ki Wife:
    Aaj to 5 Rupey ke 3 Piyaz Mil gaye..

    Santa (Excited Ho Ker):
    Wo kaise???

    WIFE: 5 Rupey ka 1 Usne diya,
    1 Me Utha ke Bhagi,
    Aur
    1 Usne Mujhe Phenk k Mara,
    to Wo bhi Me Utha layi..;-p

    Hahahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Santa Court Me Judge Se
    Santa Court Me Judge Se:
    "Aaj Tak Mari Itni Baijti
    Kbhi Nahi Huii. Meri
    Podosan Ne Mujhe Nahte
    Huye Dakh Liya.."

    Judge: To Tum Kya Chahte Ho..?

    Santa: Badla...;-p

    Hahahaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Badal Kaaly Kyu Hote Hen
    Santa Biology Padhte Hue: Yaar,
    "Badal Kaaly Kyu Hote Hen"

    Banta Kuch Der Sochte Huye.
    Arey Pagal Agar Badal Roz Dhoop Me
    Khule Ghumenge To Wo Kale Hi Ho Jayenge Na...:-)


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Toilet
    SANTA:
    BABA MUJHE KOI AISA KAAM BATAO
    JAHAN MUJHE KUCH NA KARNA PADE,
    LOG KAREN AUR MUJHE PAISE MILEN..

    BABA:
    JA BETA "SULABH SHOCHALAY" Khol De..:-p

    Hahaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Tum Itni SUNDAR ho
    SUHAGRAAT Ko Santa DULHAN se:
    Tum Itni SUNDAR ho,
    Me Tumhen Kiya Kahun..

    Bahar Khara Uska BAAP Bola:
    Beta,
    Ek Baar "MAA" keh de
    Baaki Me Dekh Lunga...;-p :-)


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Kiya Maal hai
    Santa & Banta sath me kahi ja rahe the
    1 Larki pass se nikli..

    Banta: Wah Yaar kya Maal hai..

    Santa: Are Yaar, Maal se yaad aya,
    Bhabhi kaisi hai?...;-p


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Laughing Buddha
    Santa k Ghar NAVJOT SINGH SIDDHU ki Tasvir Lagi hui Thi.

    Banta: Ye Kyon Laga Rakhi Hai?

    Santa: LAUGHING BUDDHA Lene Gaya Tha.
    Dukandar ne Kaha Ye LATEST Hai...:-);p


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Udhaar
    Santa: Mujhy 50 Rupay Udhaar Dena.

    Banta:
    Magar Mere Pass To Sirf
    30 Rupay Hen.

    Santa:
    Acha Lao 30 Rupay hi De Do,
    20 Rupay Tum Per
    Udhaar Rahy...;-p

    Hahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Jungle Me
    SANTA: Tu Kahan Paida kese hua?

    BANTA: Hospital me aur Tu.

    Santa: Jungle me!

    Banta: Kese?

    Santa: Meri Pregnent Maa Ko
    2 Daaku Jungle le gaye Aur
    kaha "JO KUCH HAI NIKAL"..;-p


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
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