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Latest Santa Banta Jokes:

  • Start Computer
    Teacher (Giving instruction):
    Start Computer.

    Santa: I did.

    Teacher: Now open My Computer.

    Santa: Miss, where is your computer?..;-)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Joota Chhupaai
    ShAAdI Me JooTa ChUpaI Ke TiMe DuLhE Ki
    1sT SaaLi BoLi:
    Me To 1100 LungI..

    2nd SaaLi:
    Me To 2100 Lungi...
    .
    PicHe Se
    .
    .
    Santa Bola:
    2310 LeLo Us Me
    BlUeTooTh Or FM BhI Hai..;-p

    Hahahaha


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Woh ladki kitni Sundar hai
    Santa: Woh ladki kitni Sundar hai.

    Banta: Mujhe uska Naam pata hai.

    Santa: Kya naam hai uska?

    Banta: Woh Bank me Kaam karti hai,
    Uske Counter k upar uska Naam likha tha
    "CHAALU KHAATA"...;-)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • R U a Foreigner
    After returning back from a foreign trip,
    santa asked his wife:
    Do I look like a foreigner?

    Wife: No! Why?

    Santa: In London a lady asked me, "r u a foreigner"..;-)

    Hahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Santa Apne Bete Pappu Ka
    Santa Apne Bete Pappu Ka
    Admission Form Bharne Me Madad Kar Raha Tha,
    To Pappu Ne Puchha.

    Pappu: Papa, Ye Mother Tongue Wale Box Me Kya Likhna Hai?

    Santa: Very Long Likh De Beta"...;-)


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Pehle 2 lagayen
    Santa ne PCO pe jate hi PCO wale ko 2 Thappad laga diye.

    Socho kyon?

    Because PCO ke Bahar likha tha,
    ,
    Dial karne se Pehle 2 lagayen...;-)


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Santa Kissed his GF
    Santa Kissed his GF in Park..

    Gf:
    Plz ye sab Shadi se pehle mat karo

    Santa:
    Oh Soniye Don't worry,
    I'm Married..;-)


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • 5 Rupey ke 3 Piyaz
    Santa ki Wife:
    Aaj to 5 Rupey ke 3 Piyaz Mil gaye..

    Santa (Excited Ho Ker):
    Wo kaise???

    WIFE: 5 Rupey ka 1 Usne diya,
    1 Me Utha ke Bhagi,
    Aur
    1 Usne Mujhe Phenk k Mara,
    to Wo bhi Me Utha layi..;-p

    Hahahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Santa Court Me Judge Se
    Santa Court Me Judge Se:
    "Aaj Tak Mari Itni Baijti
    Kbhi Nahi Huii. Meri
    Podosan Ne Mujhe Nahte
    Huye Dakh Liya.."

    Judge: To Tum Kya Chahte Ho..?

    Santa: Badla...;-p

    Hahahaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Badal Kaaly Kyu Hote Hen
    Santa Biology Padhte Hue: Yaar,
    "Badal Kaaly Kyu Hote Hen"

    Banta Kuch Der Sochte Huye.
    Arey Pagal Agar Badal Roz Dhoop Me
    Khule Ghumenge To Wo Kale Hi Ho Jayenge Na...:-)


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
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