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Latest Santa Banta Jokes:

  • Pakora Banta Hai
    Santa: Yaar Banta, Hamare beech kiya Relation hai?

    Banta: Yaar wohi jo Besan or Pakore ka hai.

    Santa: Kaise?

    Banta: QK jab Besan SANTA hai tabhi to Pakora BANTA hai..;-p

    Hahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Parosi Ka Larka Kho Gaya
    Santa: Aaj Mujhe bohat Maar pari.

    Banta: Q re?

    Santa: Parosi ka Ladka kho gaya

    Banta: To?

    Santa: Me ny kaha Google pe Search karo,
    Jab Mil Jaye to Download karlo...;-p


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Masters Degree
    Santa: Yaar,
    Last Year The Name Plate Outside Your House
    Read Santa Singh, B.A.

    This Year It Reads Santa Singh, M.A.
    When Did You Finish Your Masters Degree?

    Banta: You Don’t Understand.
    Last Year My Wife Died,

    I Put B.A. To Indicate ?Bachelor Again?.

    Then I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is ?
    Married Again?..:-)


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Serious Fight
    Santa aur Banta k Beech me Fight ho rahi thi..

    Banta: Saaly Me Tere Kapre Phaar k Tujhy Nanga ker dunga.

    Santa: Dekh, Serious Laraai me Romantic Baat Mat Ker..;-p


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Black And White
    Santa ny Ek Question Pucha Aur Teacher Behosh..

    Question: BLACK Is Colour

    WHITE Is Also A Colour.

    But Black & White Is Not
    Colour TV
    Why??


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Same Reasons
    Santa:
    I am Getting Married because
    I am tired of eating out,
    cleaning house & doing laundry.

    Banta:
    Strange,
    I am taking Divorce for Same Reasons..:-p


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Barbie Doll
    Santa: Abba Aap se Ek Baat kehni hai.

    Abba: Haan Beta Bolo.

    Santa: Wo Mere Facebook per 15 Account hen.

    Abba: Haan to Tu Mujhy Q Bata Raha Hai??

    Santa: QK Jis "Barbie Doll" ko Aap
    Pichly 20 dino se
    Chaai per Bula Rahy Hen
    Wo Me Hi Hun...;-p

    Abba Behosh..:-0


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Dabaana
    Santa Ko Lift Me Ek Lady Ny Zor Ka Thappar Mara.
    .
    QK,
    ,
    ,
    Us Lady Ny Santa se Kaha Tha k,

    "Ek Dabaana"

    Aur Santa ny Ghalat Fehmi me
    "Ek" Dabaa Diya...;-p


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Opposite Word
    Santa Won an English Quiz
    by writing the opposite word of
    "Manchester United."

    Guess What he has written?
    .
    .
    .
    Woman chest are Divided...;-p


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Moonchh
    Santa ny Naai ki Dukaan Kholi..
    Ek Aadmi Shave kerwany aya..

    Santa: Moonchh Rakhni hai??

    Aadmi: Haan

    Santa (Moonchh Kaat k):
    "Ye Le, Jahan Rakhni Hai Rakh Le"...;-p:)


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
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