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Latest Santa Banta Jokes:

  • Afsos
    Banta: Ek white colour ka cöndöm dena.
    .
    Shopkeeper: White hi kyun?
    .
    Banta: Padosan ka husband guzar gaya hai,
    Afsos karne jaana hai...;-p

    Hahahaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Butterfly
    Q: Why did Santa Throw the Butter out of the Window?
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    .
    A: He Wanted to See Butterfly..;-) ;-p


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Dushmano ki Taangain
    Santa:
    Mere Dada ne 1857 ki Jang me
    Dushmano ki Taangain tak Kaat di thin..
    .
    Dost:
    Gardenain Q nai kati?
    .
    Sardar:
    Wo pehly he kati pari thin...;-)


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Santa was Smoking
    Santa was Smoking front of His Father.

    Mom:
    Oye Papa ke samne Smoking kr rha hai?
    .
    Santa:
    BAAP hi to hai,
    konsa Patrol Pump hai jo Aag pakad lega..;-p


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Khushkhabri
    Santa (on phone):
    Maa, khushkhabri hai!

    Maa: Bolo beta.

    Santa: Hum, 2 se 3 ho gaye.

    Maa: Badhai ho, ladka hua ya ladki.

    Santa:
    Na ladka, na ladki.
    Maine doosri Shaadi karli Hai Maa..;-p


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Sharam Ki Baat
    Santa:
    Tere Papa Doctor Hen Aur Tu Bemaar Ho Gaya,
    Sharam Ki Baat Hai.

    Banta:
    Sharam Ki Baat To Ye Hai K
    Tere Papa Condom Bechty Hen Aur
    Tu Phir Bhi Paida Ho Gaya...;-p

    Hahhaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Shadiyan
    Santa: Raja Dashrath ki teen raniyaan thi.

    Wife: Toh?

    Santa: Toh main do shadiyaan aur kar sakta hoon!

    Wife: Soch lo. Draupadi ke 5 pati they.

    Santa: Tu bhi naa, dil pe le leti hai..;-p


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Duniya me kitne Desh hen
    Santa: Is Duniya me kitne Desh hen?

    Banta: Ary Pagal is Duniya me
    Ek hi to Desh hai "India"
    Baaki sab to "Videsh" hai...;-p

    Hahahha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Diwaar K Paar
    Santa:
    Humne Ek Aisi Cheez Banayi Hai,
    Jis Se Hum Diwar K Us Paar Dekh Sakte Hen,
    .
    .
    Angrez: Wow ! Wo Kya Hai.?
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Santa: SURAAKH...;-p

    Haahaahaa


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Start Computer
    Teacher (Giving instruction):
    Start Computer.

    Santa: I did.

    Teacher: Now open My Computer.

    Santa: Miss, where is your computer?..;-)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
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