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Latest Santa Banta Jokes:

  • A Loan & Alone
    Santa:
    I Am Looking for A Bank Which Can Perform Two Things For Me..
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    Banta:
    Which Things.??
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    Santa:
    Give me A Loan.,
    And
    Then Leave me Alone.. ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   In: Santa Banta Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Jaan Bacha Ker
    Santa Afsurda Betha Hua Tha..

    Banta: Kiya Hua.?

    Santa: Kal Meny Ek Larki Ko
    Kaha K Me Aapke Piyar
    Me Pagal Hun To Us Ny
    2 Banday Bula Liye Mujhy
    Pagal Khany Pohchany K Liye.
    Bari Mushkil Se Jaan Bacha
    Ker Bhaga Hun.. :-( :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Maha Abro   In: Santa Banta Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Sapna
    Dost: Yaar "Sapna" Kiya Hota Hai.??

    Santa: Abay Pehly Tu Apni Grammer Theek Ker.
    Sapna Hota Nahi Hoti Hai Aur
    Meri Class Me Hoti Hai
    Aur Bohat Hi Sexy Hoti Hai. :-D ;-)


  By: Raheel Ahmed   In: Santa Banta Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Tharki Santa
    Tharki Santa:
    I Want To Kiss Uuu..

    Larki Ghusse Se:
    Tameez Se Baat Kero.

    Tharki Santa:
    OK, Uper Wale Ki Azeem
    Kirpa Se, Qudrat Khubsurti
    Se BHari Hui Sundar Naari..
    Ye Saaf Dil Wala Tharki Pappu
    Tumhary Laal Lall Honton Pe
    Chumma Lena Chahta Hai.. :-)
    ,
    Chal Ab Jaldi Se Chumma De De
    QK Is Se Ziyada Tameez Se
    Me Baat Nahi Ker Sakta.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Maha Abro   In: Santa Banta Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Marks
    Santa Maths K Paper Me Dance Ker Raha tha.

    Teacher: Ye Kiya Ker Rahy Ho.??

    Santa: Sir Mere Dost Ny Kaha Tha K
    Her Step K Marks Milty Hen.. :-) :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Raheel Ahmed   In: Santa Banta Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Blood Test
    Santa Blood Test K Liye Hospital Gaya
    Aur Test K Baad Rony Laga.

    Banta:
    Q Ro Rahy Ho.?

    Santa: Unho Ny Blood Test K Liye Ungli Kati.

    Banta Bhi Rony Laga.

    Santa: Tun Kyun Ro Rahy Ho??

    Banta: Me Urine Test K Liye Aya Hun.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   In: Santa Banta Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • 2 Chewntiyan
    Santa:
    2 Chewntiyan Derwazy K Neechy Se Ja Rahi Thin.
    Ek Chali Gai Dusri Na Ja Saki.
    Batao Q.???

    Banta:
    Mujhy Nahi Pata.

    Santa:
    QK Ek Ny Sandal Pehni Hui Thi.. :-)

    Hhahaha


  By: Maha Abro   In: Santa Banta Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Jhooti Kahin Ki
    Santa: Tumhen Tina Yaad Hai Jo
    Mujh Se Kehti Thi K Me
    Tumhare Baghair Mar Jaungi.

    Banta: Oh Kiya Wo Mar Gai.??

    Santa: Nahi Yaar,
    Wo Abhi Tak Zinda Hai.
    Saali Jhooti Kahin Ki.. :-(

    Hahhaha


  By: Raheel Ahmed   In: Santa Banta Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Chilled Red Wine
    Santa Banta Ny Ek Raat Ek Bank Ko Loota.
    Wahan Per Unho Ny
    Chilled Red Wine Ki Bottles
    Dekhin..
    Unho Ny Khush Ho Ker Wine Pi,
    Cash Loota Aur Chaly Gaye..
    .
    Subha Akhbar Me
    Breaking News Dekhi To
    Dono Behosh Ho Gaye..
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    "Kal Raat BLOOD BANK Me Daketi Ho Gai" :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Haya Ali   In: Santa Banta Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Purani Aadat
    Santa: Jab Se Tum Meri
    Zindgi Me Aai Ho Tab Se
    Meri Cigarette Aur Paan
    Ki Aadat Chhut Gai Hai.

    Girlfriend: Sachi..
    Tum Mujh Se Itna Piyar Kerty Ho. ?

    Santa:
    Kamini Tere Chakkar Me Ab
    Mere Pass Kuch Khridny K Liye
    Paise Hi Nahi Bachty.. :-( :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Haya Ali   In: Santa Banta Jokes  Send To Mobile
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