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Latest Santa Banta Jokes:

  • Santa ne aik machli ki jan bachai ,
    Aik dafa santa samander k kareb khara tha k us k paoun phesl gaya or wo pani main ger gaya or dobne laga itne main is k hath main aik machli a gai tu is ne us ko samander se bahar pheek deya ,
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    Or kehne laga k ..
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    K ja main tu dob raha hon tu ja k apni jan bacha ...!!!


  By: Shoaib hafeez   Send To Mobile
  • Pen
    Santa : Oye Extra Pen hai kiya??

    Banta : Ek hi hai.

    Santa : Haan De! Ek hi chahiye...;-p


  By: Rabia Naz   Send To Mobile
  • Santa Banta
    Santa : Yaar tu itna bada ho gaya hai per

    abhi tak tere ko Darhi Mooch nahi aayi??


    Banta : Yaar main bilkul apni Maa per gaya houn...;-p


  By: muzahir mir   Send To Mobile
  • Money
    Santa : Teacher! Teacher! Banta swallowed two 5 rupee coins.

    Teacher : Why would he do that?

    Santa : Bcoz It was his lunch money....:-p


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Deal
    Santa : I gifted my wife a Diamond necklace on her birthday,

    and

    she didn't speak to me for 6 months.

    Banta : Why? Was the necklace fake?

    Santa : Nooo! That was the deal...:-)


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Jhanda
    Santa : Pakistan me Aman q nahi qayam hota??

    Banta : Hamara Jhanda hi ulta hai.


    Santa : Kiya matlab??

    Banta : Sufaid rang Aman ka hota hai aur

    Sabz rang Qoum ka, Aman ko to danda diya hua hai,

    Agar yehi danda qoum ko diya hota to

    aaj Aman hota...:-p


  By: Rabia Naz   Send To Mobile


  By: Noman   Send To Mobile
  • GOLU Ko CHirag Milla Chirag Ragra ,
    GOLU Ko CHirag Milla


    Chirag Ragra , Jin Nikla ... Jin Ne Kaha 3 Wishes Batao

    GOLU

    1 : Aik Bara Bangla hooo

    2 : Us Main Me Khub Dolat MAnd log Ho

    3 : Mujhe Isme CHOWKIDAR lagwadoooo


  By: PAGALPANTI   Send To Mobile


  By: PAGALPANTI   Send To Mobile


  By: PAGALPANTI   Send To Mobile
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