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Latest Santa Banta Jokes:

  • Ye Wala Thaan Kitny Me
    Santa Kapra Khareed Raha Tha..

    Santa: Ye Wala Thaan Kitny Me Hai??

    Dukandar: 2000 Ka

    Santa: Nahi Bhai 1500 Me De Do.

    Dukandar: Janab 1500 Ka To Ghar Me Parta Hai..

    Santa: Acha To Phir Ghar Ka Pata Bata Do.. ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Maha Abro   In: Santa Banta Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Parhny Ka Shoq
    Santa: Suna Hai Tumhary Bete Ko Parhny Ka Bohat Shoq Hai??

    Banta: Haan Yaar, Isi Liye Wo Her Class Me 2 Saal Lagata Hai.. ;-)

    Hhahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   In: Santa Banta Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Try Again
    Santa Ny Bottle Ka Dhakkan Khola,
    Phir Band Ker K Dubara Kholny Laga..

    Dost: Ye Kiya Ker Rahy Ho.?

    Santa: Abay Yaaar,
    Is Per Likha hai,
    "Try Again".. ;-)

    Hahahaha


  By: Asad   In: Santa Banta Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Santa Apny Mobile Ko Jala Raha Tha
    Santa Apny Mobile Ko Jala Raha Tha..

    Dost: Ye Kiya Ker Rahy Ho.??

    Santa: Yaar Dukaan Waly Ny
    Kaha Hai K Ye Mobile "DEAD" Ho Gaya Hai.. ;-)

    Hahahaa


  By: Haya Ali   In: Santa Banta Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Santa Ko Boss Ny
    Santa Ko Boss Ny Job Se Nikal Diya..
    Wo Roz Apny Boss K Ghar K Samny
    Poti Ker K Chala Jata..

    Boss Ghusse Se:
    Ye Kiya Herkat Hai.??

    Santa: Aby Saale, Me Tujhy Ye Bata Raha Hun K
    Me Bhooka Nahi Mer Raha.. ;-) :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   In: Santa Banta Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Ye Pyar Kab hota hai
    Santa: Ye Pyar Kab hota hai.?

    Banta: Jab Time Kharab chal raha ho,
    Rahu, Ketu or Shani ki disha kharab ho,
    Aapka Mangal kamzor ho,
    Aur Bhagwan Maze lene k Mood me ho.. ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   In: Santa Banta Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Chhota Medal Tumhe
    Santa: Ye Chhota Medal Tumhe Kyu Mila H?
    Banta: Gaane K Liye.
    .
    Santa: Aur Ye Bada Wala?
    Banta: Apna Gaana Band Krne K Liye.. :-)


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Santa Banta Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • I AM LAUGHING
    SANTA TO BANTA :
    WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING ?
    .
    BANTA : BECAUSE TODAY IS
    I AM VERY HAPPY.
    .
    SANTA: WHY ARE YOU HAPPY ?
    .
    BANTA: BECAUSE I AM LAUGHING.
    HA HA HA HA HA HA.. ;-)


  By: Sumaira Malik   In: Santa Banta Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Sharmindgi
    Bnta to Santa: Yaar Kal Mujhy Bohat Sharmindgi Hui.

    Santa: Wo Kiyun??

    Santa: Kal Me Bus
    me Safar kr rha tha..
    Mere Pait
    me jabardast Gas ban gyi..
    Itteffak se Gana jor se Baj rha
    tha..
    .
    Aur Mokey ka fayda uthate hue
    Mene v bade smartly trick se
    Gaane ki dhun me dhun milate
    hue releas kr di..
    .
    Aur kisi ko pta v nhi chla..
    jab Me utarne lage to
    dekha sab Mujhy Ghoor rhe hen,
    Aur achanak Mujhy yaad aaya k..
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Gana to Mene Headphone per
    Chalaya tha.. :-0 ;-)

    Hahahaha


  By: Maha Abro   In: Santa Banta Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Santa Ne Bus Me
    Santa Ne Bus Me Ek Ladki Ko Chhed Diya.

    Ladki: Tumhare Ghar Me Maa Behen Nahi He Kya??

    Santa: Kya Pata Me To Subah Se Ghar Se Bahar Hun.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Maha Abro   In: Santa Banta Jokes  Send To Mobile
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