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Latest Santa Banta Jokes:

  • Laughing Buddha
    Santa k Ghar NAVJOT SINGH SIDDHU ki Tasvir Lagi hui Thi.

    Banta: Ye Kyon Laga Rakhi Hai?

    Santa: LAUGHING BUDDHA Lene Gaya Tha.
    Dukandar ne Kaha Ye LATEST Hai...:-);p


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Udhaar
    Santa: Mujhy 50 Rupay Udhaar Dena.

    Banta:
    Magar Mere Pass To Sirf
    30 Rupay Hen.

    Santa:
    Acha Lao 30 Rupay hi De Do,
    20 Rupay Tum Per
    Udhaar Rahy...;-p

    Hahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Jungle Me
    SANTA: Tu Kahan Paida kese hua?

    BANTA: Hospital me aur Tu.

    Santa: Jungle me!

    Banta: Kese?

    Santa: Meri Pregnent Maa Ko
    2 Daaku Jungle le gaye Aur
    kaha "JO KUCH HAI NIKAL"..;-p


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Infection
    Banta: Santa Ye Chaku Q Ubaal rahy ho?

    Santo: Khudkushi Kerny k liye.

    Banta: To Phir Ubalany ki kiya Zarurat hai?

    Santa: Kahin Infection na ho jaye...;-p:)

    Hahaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Pakora Banta Hai
    Santa: Yaar Banta, Hamare beech kiya Relation hai?

    Banta: Yaar wohi jo Besan or Pakore ka hai.

    Santa: Kaise?

    Banta: QK jab Besan SANTA hai tabhi to Pakora BANTA hai..;-p

    Hahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Parosi Ka Larka Kho Gaya
    Santa: Aaj Mujhe bohat Maar pari.

    Banta: Q re?

    Santa: Parosi ka Ladka kho gaya

    Banta: To?

    Santa: Me ny kaha Google pe Search karo,
    Jab Mil Jaye to Download karlo...;-p


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Masters Degree
    Santa: Yaar,
    Last Year The Name Plate Outside Your House
    Read Santa Singh, B.A.

    This Year It Reads Santa Singh, M.A.
    When Did You Finish Your Masters Degree?

    Banta: You Don’t Understand.
    Last Year My Wife Died,

    I Put B.A. To Indicate ?Bachelor Again?.

    Then I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is ?
    Married Again?..:-)


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Serious Fight
    Santa aur Banta k Beech me Fight ho rahi thi..

    Banta: Saaly Me Tere Kapre Phaar k Tujhy Nanga ker dunga.

    Santa: Dekh, Serious Laraai me Romantic Baat Mat Ker..;-p


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Black And White
    Santa ny Ek Question Pucha Aur Teacher Behosh..

    Question: BLACK Is Colour

    WHITE Is Also A Colour.

    But Black & White Is Not
    Colour TV
    Why??


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Same Reasons
    Santa:
    I am Getting Married because
    I am tired of eating out,
    cleaning house & doing laundry.

    Banta:
    Strange,
    I am taking Divorce for Same Reasons..:-p


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
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