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Best Collection of New Punjabi Funny SMS at Funny SMS

Here you will find large collection of Punjabi(Panjabi) funny sms messages. Send these sms to your friends in Punjabi. You can also submit Punjabi funny sms here.

Latest Punjabi Funny SMS:

  • Konsa Chicken
    Ek Dehati Pehli Baar Restaurant Gaya..

    Waiter: Janab Aap Kiya Khaengy??

    Dehati: Chicken Le Aao.

    Waiter: Sir Konsa Chicken Pasand Kero Gy??
    Italian, French, Swidish,
    Ya Phir Chines..??

    Dehati: Jo Marzi Le Aa,
    Me Kerra Othay Naal Beth K
    Gallan Kerniya Ny.. ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   In: Punjabi Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Larkiyon Ki Problems..
    Larkiyon Ki Problems.

    # Mota Larka Pasand Nhi Aata.

    # Smart Larka Lift Nhi Krata.

    # Beautifull Larka Milta Nhi....

    Aur,

    /"A Chan "
    T0 In Chakkaro Mein Parta Hi Nahi...!!! ;)

    (',')/ Jo hum se jaly
    <) ( Thora side pe
    _//_ chalay... :-)


  By: Ammár Chá   In: Punjabi Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Puncture Tyre K Sath
    Ek Molvi Masjid Me Jamat Parha Raha Tha..
    Achanak Us Ka Wuzu Toot Gaya
    Lekin Us Ny Namaz Puri Parha Di..

    Jab Molvi Ny Salam Phera To
    Peechay Bethy Pathan Ny Kaha:

    "Wah Molvi Saab, Kiya
    Baat Hai Aap Ki Drivery Ki,
    Puncture Tyre K Sath hi Aap Ny
    Gaddi Manzil Tak Pohcha Di.. ;-) :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Haya Ali   In: Punjabi Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Sher de Bachay
    Paunjabi Ka Bacha Bohat Ro Raha Tha..

    Baap Bola:
    Chup Ker Ja, Sher de Bachay Rondy nai..

    Bacha Foran Bola:
    Abba, Sher de Bachay School v nai Jandy.. ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   In: Punjabi Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Teri Yaad vich
    BoyFriend 2 GirlFriend:
    Kal Teri Yaad vich Me inna Dub gaya,,

    Wah Wah..

    Kal Teri yaad vich Me inna Dub gaya,,
    .
    K Potty karne Betha si, te Pant e Kholna Bhul gaya.. ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   In: Punjabi Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Sardarni Apny Shohar se
    Sardarni Apny Shohar se Tang Aa kar Khudkushi kerne ja rahe thi.
    .
    Sardar: "Itna Makeup kr ke Khudkushi karne Q Ja Rahi Ho..?"
    .
    Sardarni: O Ji Meri Tasweer Kal Akhbaro me Aani Hai Na.. :-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   In: Punjabi Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Monkey Is Sleeping
    Jab Private School K Bachay Zoo Dekhny Jaty Hen To..
    Boy:
    "Look Monkey Is Sleeping, Don't Disturb."
    .
    .
    .
    Aur Jab Government School K Bachay Jaty Hen To..

    "Oye Pappu Dekh Tera Piyo Sutta Para Ay,
    Maar Watta"... ;-)


  By: Husnain Nawaz   In: Punjabi Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Picnic Per Chalty Hen
    Imran Khan: Picnic Per Chalty Hen..
    .
    Sheikh Rasheed: Done.
    .
    Pervez Khatak: Done Bro.
    .
    SMQ: OK Done Bro.
    .
    .
    Day Before Picnic...
    .
    Imran Khan: Paicnic Cancel Yaar, Abbu Nahi Maan Rahy..
    Sorry... :-(

    Hahahha


  By: Sumaira Malik   In: Punjabi Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Dil ki Tanhaai ko
    Dil ki Tanhaai ko Aawaz bana letey hen,,
    .
    Bijli jub Chali jaye to Manji Chhat pe Laga letey hen. ;-)


  By: Husnain Nawaz   In: Punjabi Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Ager Meri Taraf se
    Ager Meri Taraf se,
    ,
    ,
    ,
    ,
    Sms na aye
    To
    UDAAS :-(
    Na Hona kyon k
    Mene
    *
    *
    *
    *
    *
    *
    *
    *
    *
    Sms di Factory nahi lagayi hui,
    Menu hor vi Bade Kaam ne.. ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   In: Punjabi Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
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