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Best Collection of New Punjabi Funny SMS at Funny SMS

Here you will find large collection of Punjabi(Panjabi) funny sms messages. Send these sms to your friends in Punjabi. You can also submit Punjabi funny sms here.

Latest Punjabi Funny SMS:

  • Nuskha
    Teacher Pappu Se:
    Tum Itny Din School Q Nahi Aaye??

    Pappu: Me Bimar Tha Ji.

    Teacher: Theek Hai,
    Kal Doctor Ka "Nuskha" Le Ker Aana.

    Pappu: Per Me Te "Dam" Karaya c.. ;-) :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Punjabi Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Saddi Jaan ban gaye
    Dil wich Tussi Mehmaan ban gaye..

    Galla ki kariye ke sara jahan ban gaye..

    Pass rehkar log sage na ban sake,,

    Tussi door rehker Saddi Jaan ban gaye..!


  By: Maha Abro   In: Punjabi Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Punjabi o Ya Pathan o
    Tussi kon o.??

    Punjabi o Ya Pathan o
    .
    Pepsi o ya Shezan o
    .
    Angle o ya Insan o
    .
    Roti o ya Naan o
    .
    Police o ya Don o
    .
    Kamzor o ya Pehlwan o
    .
    Chana o ya Dhan o
    .
    Tussi jo v o saddi To Jaan o.


  By: Haya Ali   In: Punjabi Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Rizq Zakheera
    "Vekh Aasman te urrde panchi,
    Na o karde Rizq zakheera, na o Bhukkay Marde ne,
    .
    .
    Bandey hi karde Rizq Zakheera,
    Bandey hi Bhukkay Mardy nay"..!

    "Baba BHulle Shah"


  By: Haya Ali   In: Punjabi Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Masumiyat
    Panjabi Ka Bacha Pehli Baar
    Apny Baap K Sath Hotel Per Rotiyan Lene Gaya..

    Pathan Ko Tandoor Me Rotiyan
    Lagaty Dekh Ker Masumyat Se Pucha:

    "Abba, Ye Admi Gutter Me Rotiyan Q Daal Raha Hai??"

    Baap: Nahi Beta, Ye Rotiyan Paka Raha Hai.

    Bacha: To Kiya In K Pass Chulha Nahi Hai..?

    Hahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   In: Punjabi Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Punjabi Version
    New Parody
    "Baby Baby , Yes Mama"
    In Punjabi Version.. :-D

    "Kakay Kakay
    Haan Beybey..
    Phak Laii Cheeni
    Na Beybey..
    Jhoota Marda
    na Beybey..
    Lawaan Jutti
    Na Beybey..
    Khol Bootha...

    HaHaHa ... :-D
    Hahaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   In: Punjabi Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Anda Ya Banda
    Nashty K Waqt Bivi Boli:
    "Me Thuwanu Anda Bana Diyan.?"

    Shoher Masumiyat Se:
    "Nai, Tu Menu Banda e Ren Diye,
    Jadugerniye ;-) :-D

    Hahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Punjabi Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • O Mere Makhna
    O Mere Makhna..
    Meno Yaad rakhna..
    .
    Her vely Hasna..
    Koi Problem howy te Dasna..
    .
    Kisi hor Naal na Phasna..
    Bus Mere Naal Hi Vasna..
    .
    O Mere Makhna..
    Kesa hy Ye SMS Zarur Dasna.. ;-)


  By: Husnain Nawaz   In: Punjabi Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Tambaku Noshi
    Lahore Ki Ek Deewar Per Likha Hua Tha..

    "Tambaku K Sath Noshi Mana Hai,
    Magar
    Noshi Akele Aa Sakti Hai.."

    From:
    Management.. ;-) :-D

    Hahahaha


  By: Maha Abro   In: Punjabi Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Konsa Chicken
    Ek Dehati Pehli Baar Restaurant Gaya..

    Waiter: Janab Aap Kiya Khaengy??

    Dehati: Chicken Le Aao.

    Waiter: Sir Konsa Chicken Pasand Kero Gy??
    Italian, French, Swidish,
    Ya Phir Chines..??

    Dehati: Jo Marzi Le Aa,
    Me Kerra Othay Naal Beth K
    Gallan Kerniya Ny.. ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   In: Punjabi Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
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