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Best Collection of New Punjabi Funny SMS at Funny SMS

Here you will find large collection of Punjabi(Panjabi) funny sms messages. Send these sms to your friends in Punjabi. You can also submit Punjabi funny sms here.

Latest Punjabi Funny SMS:

  • Nargis to Shaitan
    Nargis to Shaitan:
    Main ik Masoom te Shareef Larki aan...

    Shaitan:
    Jan day NARGIS Baji,
    hun Tu Apni ho k
    enj tay Zaleel na kr...;-p ;-)

    Hahahhaa


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Ek waari Ek Baba
    Ek waari Ek Baba Bus wich Ek Kuri nu jappi pa lenda ay..

    Kuri kehendi ay:
    What r U doing..?

    Baba kehnda ay:
    "Qismat de naal milda kamliye pyaar Buzurga da..;-)

    Hahaha


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Bivi Apny Shoher Naal Bazar
    Bivi Apny Shoher Naal Bazar Jande Hoye..

    Bivi:
    Ajj Ta Tusi Bilkul Madari Lag Rahe Ho


    Shoher:
    Jehde Naal Tere Vargi Bandri
    Ja Rahi Hove Oh Madari Nai Ta DC Laggu...;-)


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Husband Wife Fighting
    Husband Wife Fighting

    Wife: Teri bjaye Meri Shadi Shetan nal ho jandi,

    ty changa c,

    Husband: Toba kr Toba,
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    Pehn Praa da Nikah nai hunda!


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Kindly grant me Tea for 2day
    A Punjabi Couple went 2 England.
    They went 2 a Hotel.
    Punjabi 2 Waiter: Sir, Most respectfuly I beg 2 say that I am ill & cannot come 2 school, therefore kindly grant me Tea for 2day.

    Waiter Brings Tea.

    Wife:
    Wah g wah. Tawanu ty far far English Aandi ay.

    Husband:
    Hally ty Me Pani wasty Thirsty Crow nai sunayi..;-p :-)

    Hahahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Sardar da Putar
    Sardar da Putar:
    Abba Me Suneya ay k
    Maa,Pio nu Vekhna Sawab hunda ee ?

    Piyo:
    Kuttay deya Putra,
    jiven tu “luk luk” ke Vekhna ain ovain Gunah
    hunda ee..:-)


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • A Punjabi Woman
    A Punjabi Woman Talking to An English Doctor:

    "My Kaka is ill ek week da,
    Na Eat da na Sleep da,
    Bas Weep da te Cheekhda,
    Nalay His Nakk v Leak da..:-)


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Tere Result da ki banya AE
    Sardar: Tere Result da ki banya AE?
    Son: Headmster Saab da Puter fail AE..

    Sardar: Te Tu?
    Son: Doctor Saab da Puter v fail AE..

    Sardar: Te Tera Result ki ae?
    Son: O Khan Saab da Puter v fail ho gya ae

    Sardar: Kaminay, Me Tera pucheya ae..

    Son: Te Tu kera Allama Iqbal ain
    Tera Putar v Fail ae...;-)


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Abba Idher Aa
    SON: Abba Idher A.

    MOTHER: Aise nai Boltey Beta,
    Abba ko Izzat ke sath Bulate hain.

    SON: Abba Izzat k Sath Idher Aa ja..;-p :-)

    Hahahha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Changa Nai Kita
    Sardar Kuri:
    "Abu Kal nu Apnay Ghar vicho 1 Banda Ghat jana wa"

    Aglay Din wo Larki Bhag gai..

    Sardar: Kam ta Kuri ne changa nai kita,
    par sigi oh NAJOMI..:-)


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
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