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Best Collection of New Punjabi Funny SMS at Funny SMS

Here you will find large collection of Punjabi(Panjabi) funny sms messages. Send these sms to your friends in Punjabi. You can also submit Punjabi funny sms here.

Latest Punjabi Funny SMS:

  • Husband Wife Fighting
    Husband Wife Fighting

    Wife: Teri bjaye Meri Shadi Shetan nal ho jandi,

    ty changa c,

    Husband: Toba kr Toba,
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    Pehn Praa da Nikah nai hunda!


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Kindly grant me Tea for 2day
    A Punjabi Couple went 2 England.
    They went 2 a Hotel.
    Punjabi 2 Waiter: Sir, Most respectfuly I beg 2 say that I am ill & cannot come 2 school, therefore kindly grant me Tea for 2day.

    Waiter Brings Tea.

    Wife:
    Wah g wah. Tawanu ty far far English Aandi ay.

    Husband:
    Hally ty Me Pani wasty Thirsty Crow nai sunayi..;-p :-)

    Hahahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Sardar da Putar
    Sardar da Putar:
    Abba Me Suneya ay k
    Maa,Pio nu Vekhna Sawab hunda ee ?

    Piyo:
    Kuttay deya Putra,
    jiven tu “luk luk” ke Vekhna ain ovain Gunah
    hunda ee..:-)


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • A Punjabi Woman
    A Punjabi Woman Talking to An English Doctor:

    "My Kaka is ill ek week da,
    Na Eat da na Sleep da,
    Bas Weep da te Cheekhda,
    Nalay His Nakk v Leak da..:-)


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Tere Result da ki banya AE
    Sardar: Tere Result da ki banya AE?
    Son: Headmster Saab da Puter fail AE..

    Sardar: Te Tu?
    Son: Doctor Saab da Puter v fail AE..

    Sardar: Te Tera Result ki ae?
    Son: O Khan Saab da Puter v fail ho gya ae

    Sardar: Kaminay, Me Tera pucheya ae..

    Son: Te Tu kera Allama Iqbal ain
    Tera Putar v Fail ae...;-)


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Abba Idher Aa
    SON: Abba Idher A.

    MOTHER: Aise nai Boltey Beta,
    Abba ko Izzat ke sath Bulate hain.

    SON: Abba Izzat k Sath Idher Aa ja..;-p :-)

    Hahahha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Changa Nai Kita
    Sardar Kuri:
    "Abu Kal nu Apnay Ghar vicho 1 Banda Ghat jana wa"

    Aglay Din wo Larki Bhag gai..

    Sardar: Kam ta Kuri ne changa nai kita,
    par sigi oh NAJOMI..:-)


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • An Application to the Head Master
    An Application to the Head Master In Punjabi!

    Guzarish hai k Mera hun School aan nu Dil nai krda,

    Tusi bachiyaan wi alag kr ditiaan nay
    te sadi class vich ik wi Kurri nai hagi,

    Tay Madam wi koi khas Patakka nai,

    Hor nai te kuj

    “Kaam vaaliyan”

    hi sonyan rakh lavo,
    Bri mehrbani.

    Tuada faithfuly:

    Pappu..:-)


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • NET To Download
    Wif:
    Tussi Mere naal pyar nai krdy.

    Punjabi ne 17 Bachon ki taraf ishara kiya aur bola:

    Te Aa Fer Main NET To Download Keety Ny...:-)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Banday da puttar ban
    Pappu ki Maa:
    Pappu Meri Jutti labb dy,
    Pata nai kithay gawatch gai ay.

    Smart Pappu:
    Opened google.com and typed

    "WWW.Maa di khabbay pair di jutti.com"
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    Google Replied:

    Pappu Banday da puttar ban,

    Ay Google ay,
    Teri Maa da vehrra nahi..:-)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
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