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Best Collection of New Punjabi Funny SMS at Funny SMS

Here you will find large collection of Punjabi(Panjabi) funny sms messages. Send these sms to your friends in Punjabi. You can also submit Punjabi funny sms here.

Latest Punjabi Funny SMS:

  • Agar Tum Kaho to
    Ek Aadmi ki Shadi hui, Us Ny Socha K
    Apni Biwi ka Dil Kese Jeetun.. ??
    .
    Wo Us k Paas Cigret Le Kar Gaya
    Aur Dhuwa Us k Muh pe Maar
    k Kaha:
    "Agar Tum Kaho to Ye
    Aadat bhi Chhor Sakta hun..
    .
    .
    .
    Biwi ne Sun kar Jawab dia:
    "Nahi, Its OK..
    Agar GOLD FLAKE hai te
    Ek SUTTA Mujhe v Lagwa De.." :-0 :-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   In: Punjabi Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Tussi Ya Mai
    Pappu Apny Baap K Sath Doctor K Paas Gaya..

    Pappu: Doctor Mere Honton Per Infection Ho Gaya Hai..
    .
    After Checkup,,
    Doctor said:
    "Apni Gf ko Kaho K
    Lipstick ka Brand Badle,
    Tumhe MEDORA se Allergy
    hai. :-)
    .
    Pappu: Doctor jab Aap
    Ghar jayen to Apni
    Beti ko Bata dena...
    .
    Docter Pappu K Baap Se:
    "Bhai, Tussi Anu
    Pehle kutto Ge ya Mai Shuru Karan..??" :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Naghma Khan   In: Punjabi Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Saddi Pentan
    Ek Aeroplane Me Pilot Mike Per Elan Kerta Hai:
    "Jahaz Is Waqt 25000 Fit Ki
    Bulandi Per Perwaaz Ker Raha Hai,
    Umeed Hai K Aap Is Safar Ko Enjoy Ker..."

    Achanak Pilot Zor Zor Se Cheekhny Lagta Hai:
    "Aah Jal Gaya, Ye Kese Ho Gaya"

    Kuch Dair Ki Khamoshi K Baad Pilot Dubara Bolta Hai:
    "Maaf Kijiye Ga, Garam Garam Coffee Meri Pent Per Gir Gai Thi,
    Aap Meri Pent Dekh Sakty Hen"

    Ek Musafir Cheekh Ker Bolta Hai:
    "Oye Khotay da Puttar,
    Ethay Aa Ke Pehly Hum Sab di Pentan Vekh.." :-D

    Hahahha


  By: Maha Abro   In: Punjabi Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • 16wan Bacha Peda Hua
    Pappu Boss Se:
    "Sir Mera 16wan Bacha Peda Hua Hai
    Meri Sallery Ziada Kr Do..

    Boss:
    Yaar Meri ik Gal Sun,
    Me Apni Factory Chalawan Ya Teri.? ;-)

    Hahahha


  By: Haya Ali   In: Punjabi Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Nuskha
    Teacher Pappu Se:
    Tum Itny Din School Q Nahi Aaye??

    Pappu: Me Bimar Tha Ji.

    Teacher: Theek Hai,
    Kal Doctor Ka "Nuskha" Le Ker Aana.

    Pappu: Per Me Te "Dam" Karaya c.. ;-) :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Punjabi Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Saddi Jaan ban gaye
    Dil wich Tussi Mehmaan ban gaye..

    Galla ki kariye ke sara jahan ban gaye..

    Pass rehkar log sage na ban sake,,

    Tussi door rehker Saddi Jaan ban gaye..!


  By: Maha Abro   In: Punjabi Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Punjabi o Ya Pathan o
    Tussi kon o.??

    Punjabi o Ya Pathan o
    .
    Pepsi o ya Shezan o
    .
    Angle o ya Insan o
    .
    Roti o ya Naan o
    .
    Police o ya Don o
    .
    Kamzor o ya Pehlwan o
    .
    Chana o ya Dhan o
    .
    Tussi jo v o saddi To Jaan o.


  By: Haya Ali   In: Punjabi Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Rizq Zakheera
    "Vekh Aasman te urrde panchi,
    Na o karde Rizq zakheera, na o Bhukkay Marde ne,
    .
    .
    Bandey hi karde Rizq Zakheera,
    Bandey hi Bhukkay Mardy nay"..!

    "Baba BHulle Shah"


  By: Haya Ali   In: Punjabi Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Masumiyat
    Panjabi Ka Bacha Pehli Baar
    Apny Baap K Sath Hotel Per Rotiyan Lene Gaya..

    Pathan Ko Tandoor Me Rotiyan
    Lagaty Dekh Ker Masumyat Se Pucha:

    "Abba, Ye Admi Gutter Me Rotiyan Q Daal Raha Hai??"

    Baap: Nahi Beta, Ye Rotiyan Paka Raha Hai.

    Bacha: To Kiya In K Pass Chulha Nahi Hai..?

    Hahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   In: Punjabi Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Punjabi Version
    New Parody
    "Baby Baby , Yes Mama"
    In Punjabi Version.. :-D

    "Kakay Kakay
    Haan Beybey..
    Phak Laii Cheeni
    Na Beybey..
    Jhoota Marda
    na Beybey..
    Lawaan Jutti
    Na Beybey..
    Khol Bootha...

    HaHaHa ... :-D
    Hahaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   In: Punjabi Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
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