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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • Khana Kharab Ka Bacha
    Sardar: Aap Ko Kabhi Kisi Se Piyar Hua Hai??

    Pathan: Haan Yaya, Per Wo Nahi Maanti..

    Sardar: Per Wo Kiya Kehti Hai??

    Pathan: Wo Kehti Hai,
    I Love U 2
    Ab Pata Nahi Ye Dusra
    Khana Kharab Ka Bacha Kon Hai??...;-p


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Ny Shadi k Liye
    Pathan Ny Shadi k Liye
    Choty Qad Ki Larki Ka Intekhab Kiya.

    Waja..??

    QK,

    Kisi Ny Us Se Kaha Tha K

    "Musibat jitni Choti ho Utna Acha Hai"...;-p:D

    Hahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • 5 Pathano Ko Ek Bike pr
    5 Pathano Ko Ek Bike pr Dekh Ker
    Traffic Police ny
    Rukny Ka Ishara Diya..
    .
    .
    Pathan Chalti Bike se Bola:
    "Pagal Hai Kiya,
    Tu Kidhar Bethy Ga?"...;-p

    Hahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Bomb Phenk Diya Kare Ga
    Pathan: Maa Hum Bara ho kr Pilot bane ga

    Maa: Beta Mujhe kese pata chalega k ye
    Mere Betay ka jahaz hai?

    Pathan (Soch kr): Hum guzarty Waqt
    ,
    Ghar pe Bomb
    phenk dia kare ga..;-p:)

    Hahaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Bandooq Aur Kartoos
    Polio Team Derwazy pr Aai..

    Pathan BV se: Bandooq or Kartoos kahan hen?

    Polio Team Dar ker Bhagi,

    Piche se Pathan ne awaz di:
    "Ruko Bhai, Ye Mere Bachon k Naam Hen"...;-p


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Radio or Akhbaar
    Pathan se kisi ne pucha:
    Radio or Akhbaar me kya farq hy?

    Pathan (Boht sochny k baad):
    Dekho Yara,
    Baat ye hy k
    “Radio me Hum Rotiyan to nhi Lpait sakta na"...;-p:)

    Hahaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Bakra zibah krne laga
    Pathan Bakra zibah krne laga to Confuse ho gaya k
    parhna kiya hy.
    .
    .
    Ek lamha sochne k baad Chhuri chalate hue josh se bola:
    .
    .
    Happy Birthday To You..;-)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan is Greater than Newton
    Pathan is Greater than Newton

    Teacher : When we throw a Ball in the Air,
    Why does it come down??
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Pathan : Bcoz There is Nobody in the Air to Catch it..;-p:)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • I Am Selected
    Pathan Went For Interview..

    Officer: Tell me Opposit of the day.
    Pathan: Night
    Officer: Cool
    Pathan: Hot
    Officer: Ugly
    Pathan: pichli
    Officer: I said UGLY
    Pathan: I said PICHLI
    Officer: Oh My God
    Pathan: Oh My devil
    Officer: Get out
    Pathan: Come in
    Officer: U r rejected
    Pathan: I am Selected Yaahoo
    Officer: Keep quite.
    Pathan: speak tight.
    Officer: Go to Hell.
    Pathan: Come to Jannat.
    Officer: Nikal jao Jahil kahe k
    Pathan: Andar ao Laik Yahe k.
    Officer: Police ko bulao
    Pathan: Fouj ko bhagao.
    Officer: Uffff
    Pathan: Tuffff.

    Officer office se bhagte hue: Bhago

    Pathan: Pakro...;-p

    Hahaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Facebook Account
    Pathan ny FACEBOOK Account Banaya,,

    Usko ye samajh nai aya k
    WALL pe kya likhe,
    Bohot sochny k baad Usne likha:
    .
    .
    .
    YAHAN SUSU KARNA MANA HAI...;-p

    Hahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
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