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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • Pathan Dua Maang Raha Tha
    Ek Pathan Dua Maang Raha Tha:
    "Ya Allah Mujhy Pachaas Lakh Rupay De de"

    Ek Admi Pathan K Qareeb Ja Ker Beth Gaya

    Aur Dua Maangi:
    "Ya Allah Mujhy 500 Rupay De de"

    Pathan Ny Foran Apni Jaib Se
    500 Rupay Nikaly Aur Isay De Ker Bola:

    "Tum Jao, Rate Kharab Mat Kero"..;-)


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • India Pakistan Ka Baap Hai
    Ek Indian Pathan Se:
    India Pakistan Ka Baap Hai.

    Pathan:
    Wo Kese??

    Indian:
    Pakistan India Me Se Bana Hai.

    Pathan:
    Bhai Kiya Aap K Yahan
    Beta Baap Se Pehly Paida Hota Hai??

    Indian:
    Nahi...

    Pathan:
    To Pakistan To
    14 Ko Paida Hua Tha
    Phir Baap 15 Ko Kese Paida Hua?...:-)

    Geo Pathan


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Pathan Apni Jaib Me Pathar
    Ek Pathan Apni Jaib Me Pathar Daal Ker Ja Raha Tha.

    Kisi Ny Pucha:
    Aisa Q Ker Rahy Ho??

    Pathan:
    Is Dunya Me Usi Ki Qadar Hoti Hai
    Jis Ki Jaib Bhari Ho...;-p

    Hahahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • 64 Daant
    Pathan Sardar Se:
    Me Tere 64 K 64 Daant torr Dunga.

    Pass Khara Admi Bola:
    Khan Daant to 32 Hoty Hen.

    Pathan:
    Hum Ko Pata Tha K
    Tum Zarur Boly Ga,
    Tumhary Bhi Mila K Bataya Hai...;-p :-)

    Hahahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Aankhen Band Ker
    Pathan:
    Hum Ko To Aankhen Band Ker K Bhi Dikhai Deta Hai.

    Sardar:
    Acha, Kiya Dikhta Hai??

    Pathan: Andhera..:-)

    Hahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Aadmi Talaab Me
    Ek Aadmi Talaab Me Naha Raha Tha..

    Wahan Se Ek Pathan Police Wala Guzra.

    Us Ny Aadmi Se Kaha:
    Oye Khcha,
    Jaldi Se Bahar Aao,
    Tumhara Talaashi Leni Hai...;-p :-D

    Hehehehe


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Hamara GF Naraz Rehta Hai
    Punjabi: Meri Gf Lahore Rehti hai. Teri Gf kahan rehti hai?

    Pathan: O Yara Hamara Gf to Naraz HI rehtA hai..:-p

    hAHAHA


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • EK Pathan Bank lootne gaya
    EK Pathan Bank lootne gaya
    Wahan Gun Dikha ker Sara Paisa Loot liya,

    Per Us k Hath kuch nai aaya,

    Kyon?
    ?
    Q k Sare Paise Usne Manager ko diye aur kaha:

    "O Yara, Ye Sara Paisa Tum
    Hamara Account me Jama kar do"...;-)

    Hahaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • WO HAmArAy IstmAal Me Hai
    Dost:
    Yaar Tere Number Ko KyA huA Hai?

    Mene Abhi CAll Ki tO PAthAn BolA " WeLcOme 2 PeshAwAr,
    Aap Jis LArkAy kO
    CAll kAr rAhe hen,
    WO HAmArAy IstmAal me Hai
    PLz Try Later"...;-p :-)

    Hahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Very Urgent
    Sardar:
    Tusi Bike inni Tez q Chala rhe o?

    Pathan:
    Ye letter Urgent dena hai.

    Sardar:
    Kitthan?

    Pathan: O Yara,
    Address Padhne ka Time nai hai.

    Sardar:
    Ok Go Fast...:-)

    Hahahah


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
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