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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • Kal Imran Khan Apni
    Teacher: Kiya Tum Ny Geography Yaad Ker Liya Hai.??

    Pathan: Nahi Sir

    Teacher: Nalaaik Q Yaad Nahi Kiya??

    Pathan: Sir Kal Imran Khan Apni
    Taqreer Me Keh Raha Tha K Hum
    Bohat Jald Pakistan Ka Naqsha Badal Dengy.. ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Naghma Khan   In: Pathan Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Deryaft Aur Ejaad
    Teacher: "Deryaft Aur Ejaad" Me Kiya Farq Hai.??

    Pathan:
    Hamara Maa Ko Hamara Baap Ny Deryaft Kiya
    Aur
    Hum Ko Hamara Maa Ny
    "Ejaad" Kiya.. ;-)

    Hahahha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Pathan Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Kaam Kesa Chal Raha Hai
    Sardar: Tum Aaj Kal Kiya Kaam Ker Rahy Ho??

    Pathan: Hum "Furniture" Ka Kaam Ker Raha Hai.

    Sardar: Kaam Kesa Chal Raha Hai??

    Pathan: Kuch Khaas Nahi,
    Ghar Ka Furniture Bech Ker Kaam Chala Raha Hun.. ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Maha Abro   In: Pathan Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Pathan ATM Se Paise Nikal
    Pathan ATM Se Paise Nikal Raha Tha..
    Us Ny Peechay Mur Ker Dekha To Ek Sardar Hans Raha Tha..

    Pathan: Q Hans Rahy Ho??

    Sardar: Me Ny Tera Password Dekh Liya Hai..

    Pathan: Kiya Hai.??

    Sardar: ****

    Pathan: Ghalat, Mera Password 3216 Hai.. ;-)

    Hhahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Pathan Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Apni Bivi K Sath
    Pathan Apni Bivi K Sath Ja Raha Tha,,
    Ek Larky Ny Aankh Maari..

    Pathan: Tumhen Sharam Nahi Aati
    Mujhy Aankh Maarty Ho?

    Larka: Tumhen Nahi Tumhari Bivi Ko Maari Hai.

    Pathan: Sorry Yaar, Hum Ny Tum Ko Ghalat Samjha.. ;-)

    Hahhahaha


  By: Haya Ali   In: Pathan Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Chashma Laga Ker
    Pathan: Doctor Saab, Chashma Laga Ker Hum
    Akhbaar Parh Saky Ga.??

    Doctor: Haan Bilkul.

    Pathan: Shuker Hai Khudaya,
    Warna UnParh Ki Bhi Koi Zindgi Hoti Hai.. ;-)

    Hahhahaha


  By: Asad   In: Pathan Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Matluba Number
    Ek Pathan Apny Dost Ko Phone Ker Raha Tha..

    Operator Boli:
    "Aap K Matluba Number Se Jawab Mosool Nai Ho Taha."

    Pathan Foren Bola:
    "Baji Us Ko Bata Dena Gulab Khan Ka Phone Aya Tha." ;-) :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Asad   In: Pathan Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Sadar Bazar Konsi Bus Jaye Gi
    Pathan: Sadar Bazar Konsi Bus Jaye Gi.??

    Admi: 21 Number.

    Aadmi Thori Der Baad Wapas Aaya To
    Pathan Wahin Khara Tha..

    Admi: Bhai Sahab Aap Gaye Q Nahi.??

    Pathan: 19 Busen Guzar Chuki Hen
    Ab Sirf 2 Reh Gai Hen Phir 21vi Bus Me Jaunga.. ;-)

    Hhahaha


  By: Haya Ali   In: Pathan Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Jo Sota Hai Wo
    Pathan Ny Ye Sun Ker Sona Hi Chor Diya,

    .... Faraz,,,,

    K Jo Sota Hai Wo Khota Hai.. ;-)

    Hahahahha


  By: Haya Ali   In: Pathan Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Molvi Saab Ki Waja Se
    Pathan: Kal Raat Molvi Saab
    Ki Waja Se Hum Ny Call Package
    Per 4 Ghanty Apni GF Se Baat Ki..

    Sardar: Wo Kyun.??

    Pathan: Bas Yara,
    Molvi Saab Ny Kaha Tha K
    Kal Raat Jaagny Ka Hai.. ;-)

    Hhahaha


  By: Haya Ali   In: Pathan Jokes  Send To Mobile
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