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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • Car Gas par hai
    Police: Car Gas par hai?
    Pathan: Nahi Sir Ji.
    .
    Police: Petrol par ?
    Pathan: Nahi Sir Ji.
    .
    Police: Diesel par ?
    Pathan: Nahi Sir Ji.
    .
    Police: Phir kis par hai?
    Pathan: Installment par hai Sir Ji.. ;-)


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Me Aur Meri Girlfriend
    Pathan: Yara Me Aur Meri Girlfriend
    Shadi Ker Rahy Hen.

    Dost: Aray Wah.!
    Kab Ker Rahy Ho Tum Dono Shadi??

    Pathan: Us Ki Ti 10 Din Baad Hai,
    Aur Mer 2 Mahinay Baad..;-p ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Pathan ki 10 Betiyan
    Ek Pathan ki 10 Betiyan thin.
    Phir ja kar
    Uskay Ghar Ek Beta hua.
    .
    Pathan nay uska Naam kya rakha hoga?
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    MUSHKIL KHAN.. ;-p ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Goliyan Khatam ho jayein
    Ek Fouji Officer Pathan recruit sey:
    "Agar Maidan me Tumharey Pass
    Goliyan Khatam ho jayein to
    Tum kya karo gy?"
    .
    Pathan:
    "Janab Me Aawazen Nikalunga:
    "Dhishkoon, DhishkooN".. ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Maths Teacher Was Teaching
    Maths Teacher Was Teaching
    Mathematical Conversions...

    Teacher:
    If 1000 Kgs= Ton...
    Then, For 3000 Kgs How Much ?
    .
    Pathan: Ton!Ton!Ton.. ;-p ;-)


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • 1 Pathan ne Radio station
    1 Pathan ne Radio station call ki:
    Hello G ye Radio station hy?

    Radio wala:
    G han!

    Pathan:
    Kia meri awaz Poora shehr sun rha hy?

    Radia wala:
    G han, Aapki Awaz
    Poora Pakistan sun rha hy.

    Pathan:
    Yani, Tandoor wale k paas jo Radio hy,
    wo B sun rha hoga?

    Radio Host ne Ghusse se kaha:
    Haan Haan!

    Pathan:
    Hello Gul Khan,
    Agr meri awaz Sun rahe ho to
    Tandoor se Roti Mat lana,
    Me le aaya hun.. ;-)

    Hahahha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Wo Ladki Behri lagti he
    Pathan: Yara Wo Ladki Behri lagti he.
    Me kuch kehta hun, Wo kuch aur hi
    bolti hai..
    .
    .
    Sardar: Wo Kese??
    .
    Pathan: Mene "I love you” kaha,
    to wo boli "Mene Kal hi Naya SANDAL
    kharida hai"...;-p ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Omlate
    Ek Pathan Ny Omlate Banany K Liye Anda Tora..

    Anda Bilkul Khali Tha..

    Pathan:
    "Saala Aajkal Murga bhi Condom Use karne laga hai".. ;-p

    Hahahhaa


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Cake Pe Bulb
    Pathan Ki 60th Birthday Thi:

    Sardar: Ye Cake Pe Bulb Q Lagaya Hai?

    Pathan: O Yara, 60 Candles Lagane Me Mushkil Ho Rahi Thi.
    .
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    Isliye 60 Watt k Bulb Laga Diya..;-)

    Hahahha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • What's Oxford
    Sardar: What's Ford?

    Pathan: Gaadi.

    Sardar: What's Oxford?

    Pathan: So Simple, Bail Gaadi... ;-p

    Hahahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
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