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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • Tazi Hawa Kha Kar Aayen
    Pathan: Chalo Yara Bahar Chal Ker
    Tazi Hawa Kha Kar Aayen.
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    Sardar: Tu ChaL, Me Chamach Aur Plate Lekar Aata Hun.. ;-)

    Hahahha


  By: Sumaira Malik   In: Pathan Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Kala Bacha
    Ek Pathan K Ghar Kala Bacha Peda Hua,,

    Pathan Ghusse Me Bola:
    Ye Kese Ho Gaya??

    Bivi Boli:
    "Gul Khan, Tum Bhi Garam Tha,
    Hum Bhi Garam Tha,
    Is Waja Se Bacha Jal Gaya.. ;-p :-D

    Hahahaha


  By: Haya Ali   In: Pathan Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Imagination
    Interviewer: Just imagine,
    You are in 8th floor,
    It caught fire, How will you escape?
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    Pathan: Its Very Simple,
    I will stop My Imagination.. ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Maha Abro   In: Pathan Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Car painting
    Pathan: Yara, Teri car purani dikh rahi hai,
    Ise painting karwado.
    .
    Sardar: Me bhi yehi soch raha tha.

    Pathan: Chal paas me ek Furnishing shop hai, wahan le chal.

    Sardar: P?agal ho gaya hai kya,
    furnishing shop me Car painting kon karega.

    Pathan: Karega na.

    Sardar: Kon??

    Pathan: Carpenter.. ;-)

    Hahahahah.. :-D


  By: Maha Abro   In: Pathan Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Kiya Hum Jawan Ho Gaya Hai
    Pathan: O Doctor Saab Ji,
    Dil K Operation K Baad Humara Nachny Aur Gaany Ko Dil Kerta Hai,
    Kiya Hum Jawan Ho Gaya Hai..??

    Doctor: Nahi Paglay,
    Tumhen Jo Dil Lagaya Gaya Hai,
    Wo Khusray Ka Hai.. :-D :-)

    Hahahha


  By: Maha Abro   In: Pathan Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Sir Nahi Susar
    Teachr:
    Agar sache Dil se GOD se Dua ki jaye to wo puri hoti hai.
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    Pathan: Rahne do Sir Ji,
    Agar aisa hota to Aaj Aap Hamara Sir nahi
    Balke Susar hota. :-)

    Haahhaha


  By: Naghma Khan   In: Pathan Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Dost Ko Letter
    Sardar ji: Oye Jab Tumhare paas
    Mobile hai to phir Tum
    Apny Dost Ko Letter Q Likh Rahy Ho..?
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    Pathan: Oye Yara, Hum ne
    Usay Phone kiya tha, par usne kaha,
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    "Plz Try Later" :-D

    Hahahaha


  By: Haya Ali   In: Pathan Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Pakistani Kahawat
    ** Pakistani Kahawat **

    Aurat Ka Make Up

    Aur

    Pathan Ki Naswaar

    Khatam ho Jaye To

    Dono

    Pagal Ho Jaty Hen.. ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   In: Pathan Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Ki Biwi Bachhe Ki
    Pathan Ki Biwi Bachhe Ki Potty Test Karwane Doctor K Pass Gai..
    .
    Doctor Bola: "Ye Potty Nahi Halwa Hai.”
    .
    Biwi: "O Khana Kharab,
    Doctor Sahab Ek Phone Kar Loon.?”
    .
    Doctor: Kyun.?
    .
    Biwi: "Unko Batana Hai Ke
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    Potty Unke Tiffin Me Chali Gai Hai." ;-) :-D

    Hahhahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   In: Pathan Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Malang
    .* Pashto *.
    Malang sary yam badshahi pa las ke ma rakawi,,
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    Hase na tool jahan logay da yar da stargo karma..!!


  By: Adnan Shalmani   In: Pathan Jokes  Send To Mobile
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