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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • 4 Gear
    Pathan Ki Maa:
    Lalay Tujhay Yahan Se
    Dusry Shehar Janay Me 1 Din Laga
    Aur
    Wapas Aanay Me 3 Din Wo Bhi Nayi Car Se.


    Pathan: Maa Ye Car Banany Wale Bhi
    Pagal Hen Janay K Liye 4 Gear
    Or Aanay Ke Liye Sirf 1 (Revers) Gear. :-( :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Maha Abro   In: Pathan Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Sadqa
    Pathan Ek Baba Ji K Pass Gaya..

    Pathan: Baba Ji Hum Bohat Pareshan Hai,
    Hum Jab Naswar Nahi Khata To Hum Ko
    1 Ke 4,4 Dikhty Hen,
    Aur Jab Naswar Kha Leta Hai To
    1 Ke 2,2 Dikhai Detey Hen.

    Baba Ji: Tumhara Kaam Ho Jaye Ga Bacha,
    Bas Kuch Paise Lagen Gy.

    Pathan: Kitny Paise??

    Baba Ji: Kuch Ziyada Nahi,
    Bas Jo Ek Lakh Chobis Hazar Peghamber Hen
    Un K Naam Ka Sirf Ek Ek Rupya Sadqa De Do.

    Pathan Masumiyat Se:
    Theek Hai Baba Ji
    Aap Ek Ek Naam Bolty Jao
    Hum Sadqa Deta Jaye Ga.. :-)

    Baba Ji Shocked
    Pathan Rocked.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   In: Pathan Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Yaad Hai
    Police:
    Jis Car Se Tumhari Takkar Hui,
    Us Ka Colour Aur No. Yaad Hai??


    Pathan:
    Wo To Yaad Nahi,
    Magar Chalany Wali Madam Ki
    Kameez K Dono Button Khuly Huwe Thy.. :-)

    Hhahaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   In: Pathan Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • LOL
    A Pathan thought 'LOL' meant
    "Lots of Love"..
    So
    He sent this text to
    His Girlfriend,
    ,
    "You are Only Girl of
    My Life ..LOL". :-D

    Hhahhaha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Pathan Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Ka School Me
    Pathan Ka School Me Pehla Din THa..

    Teacher: What is a Noun?

    Pathan: Master Saab, Arz kiya hai..

    "Kutta Bhi Hota Hai Apni Gali Me King.

    Noun Is The Name Of Any Person, Place or Thing.. :-D

    Hhahahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   In: Pathan Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Tareeka
    Miss: Batao Wo Kon Sa Tareeka Hai
    Jis Se Sawal Jaldi Hal Ho Jata Hai.??


    Pathan: Miss Naqal Ker K.. :-)

    Hahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Pathan Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Meri Bhi Le Ja Yaar
    Pathan: Murree Ja Raha Hun,
    Rasty Me Bivi Ko Khaai Me Gira Dunga.

    Sardar: Phir To Tu Meri Bhi Le Ja Yaar..
    Usay Bhi Gira Dena.

    Pathan: Yara Agar Tum Bura Na Many To
    Usay Wapsi Me Gira Dun..?? :-) :-D

    Hahahha


  By: Haya Ali   In: Pathan Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Pathan K Ghar Pehla Bacha Peda Hua
    Pathan K Ghar Pehla Bacha Peda Hua..

    Bivi: Molvi Ko Bula Lao Bachay K Kaan Me Azan Deni Hai.

    Pathan Ny Socha K Molvi Azan Dega To
    Usay 100, 200 Rupay Bhi Dena Parengy.

    Us Ny Bivi Se Kaha:
    Azan Hum Khud Dega.

    Bivi: Theek Hai Aap Hi De Do.

    Pathan Ny Bachay K Kaan Me Kaha:
    "Kukdooon Kooon" :-D

    Hahahhaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   In: Pathan Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Shadi Ki Pehli Raat
    Shadi Ki Pehli Raat Pathan Ny
    Apni Bivi Ko Gulab Ka Phool Diya..

    Bivi: Khan Saab' Hum Ko Ye Nai Chahiye,
    Koi Sonay Ki Cheez Do..

    Phir Pathan Ny Usay
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    "Neend Ki Goli" De Di.. :-)

    Hhahahha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   In: Pathan Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Airplane
    Ek Pathan apne Ghar ki chhat se
    Aeroplane ko Udte hue dekh kr Patthar marne laga.
    Uske Dost ne pucha k

    O Lala Q Hawai-jahaz ko Patthar Maar rahe ho??

    Pathan: O Yara ye Sham ko Hamari Gul Bano per lighten Marta hai..


    HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHA :-D


  By: Adeel   In: Pathan Jokes  Send To Mobile
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