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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • Puncture Tyre
    Ek Molvi Ka Jamaat Keraty Huwe
    Wuzu Toot Gaya Phir Bhi
    Us Ny Namaz Puri Parha Di.

    Jab Us Ny Salam Phera To
    Pichy Bethy Ek Pathan Ny Kaha:

    "Molvi Saab Maan Gaya AapKi
    Drivery Ko,
    Puncture Tyre K Sath Bhi
    Mnzil Per Pohcha Diya.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Maha Abro   In: Pathan Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Zong Offer
    Pathan Ny 3 Logon Ko Truck K Nichy Daba Diya.

    Judge: Jab Tum Nashy Me
    Bhi Nahi Thy To Tum Ny Aisa Q Kiya??

    Pathan: Zong Walon Ki Waja Se

    Judge: Kiya Matlab??

    Pathan: Unhon Ny Kaha Tha K
    Is Offer Ko Hasil Kerny K
    Liye 3 Dabaen.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   In: Pathan Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Mazaq
    Susar:
    Gulab Khan, 12 Saal me 12 Bachay.
    Ye Tum Ny Kiya Mazaq Laga Rakha Hai Meri Beti K Sath.

    Gulab Khan:
    Susar Ji, Hum Ghareeb Zarur Hai,
    Magar Waday Ka Pakka Hai.
    Hum Ny Aap Se Wada Kiya Tha
    K Kabhi Aap Ki Beti Ko Khali
    Pait Nahi Rakhy Ga.. :-D

    Hahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   In: Pathan Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • I Love My Friend
    Doctor:
    Aap ka Jigar(Liver) Bohat Kharab Hai..

    Pathan:
    Hum Ko Maloom Hai K Bohat Kharab Hai
    Magar
    I Love My Friend
    Jigar Hai Wo Apna.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Pathan Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Ghalti
    Pathan Ne Ghalti Se Kisi
    Aur K No. Per 100 ka Balance Bhej Dia.
    Phir Call ki:
    "O Yara Hamara 100 Ka Balance Wapis Kero"

    Puppu:
    Mere Paas to Sirf 80 Aaya Hai.

    Pathan:
    Ruko Yara Hum 20 Aur Bhejta Hai.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Haya Ali   In: Pathan Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Gareeb Admi
    Pathan To His Boss:
    Hello Sir, Hum Aaj Kaam Per Nahi Aa Sakta,
    Hamari Car Kharab Ho Gai Hai.

    Boss:
    Aap Bus Per Aa Jao.

    Pathan:
    Sir Hum Gareeb Admi Hai
    Hamary Paas Bus Nahi Hai
    Sirf Ek Car Hai.. :-D

    Hahahha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   In: Pathan Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Dooor Ka Saga Bhai
    Dost:
    Ye Bacha Tumhara Kon Hai??

    Pathan:
    Ye Hamara Dooor Ka Saga Bhai Hai.

    Dost: Kiya Matlab??

    Pathan:
    Is K Aur Hamare Dermiyan 9 Behan Bhai Ka Faasla Hai.. :-D

    Hahahha


  By: Naghma Khan   In: Pathan Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Table For 2
    Man:
    "Waiter, A Table For 2 Please."

    Pathan Waiter:
    Ok ....
    .
    .
    .
    .
    2 X 1 =2
    2 X 2 =4
    2 X 3 =6
    2 X 4 =8
    2 X 5 =10
    2 X 6 =12
    2 X 7 =14
    2 X 8 =16
    2 X 9 =18
    2 X 10 =20

    Hahahha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   In: Pathan Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Hazaron Me Ek
    Gul Bano Romantic Ho Ker Boli:
    Khan Saab Aap To Hazaron Me Ek Ho.

    Pathan Ny Us Ko Ek Mukka Mara Aur Bola:
    Khana Kharab Ka Bacha,
    Pehly Ye Bata Wo Baki K
    999 Kon Hen..? :-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Naghma Khan   In: Pathan Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Ajeeb-o-Ghareeb
    Pathan:
    Yara Hamara Aur Gul Bano Ka
    Ajeeb-o-Ghareeb Rishta Hai.

    Dost: Wo Kese.??

    Pathan:
    Yara Wo Bohat Ajeeb Hai
    Aur Hum Bohat Ghareeb Hai.. :-D

    Hahahha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   In: Pathan Jokes  Send To Mobile
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