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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • Fans
    Shahid Afridi: Mere Bohat Sary "FANS" Hen..

    Pathan: Jao Yara Ye To Kuch Bhi Nahi,
    ,
    ,
    Hamary Ghar To
    Her Kamray Me "AC" Hai,
    Bohat Thandi Hawa Ata Hai,
    Tum Bhi Fan Chhor Ker AC Le Lo.. :-) :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Naghma Khan   In: Pathan Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Bechari Larki
    Pathan:
    Abba Hum Ko Bike Dila Do,
    Hum Kal Se Bike Per College Jaye Ga.

    Abba:
    O Sharam Ker Khana Kharab Ka Bacha,
    Samny Walon Ki Larki Ko
    Dekho Wo Pedal College Jata Hai..

    Pathan:
    Us Bechari Ko Dekh Ker Hi
    To Hum Bol Raha Hai.. :-) :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Pathan Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Bhool Gaya
    Pathan:
    Yara Hum Tum Ko Phone Ker Raha Tha
    Magar Tumhara Number Bhool Gaya..

    Sardar:
    To Yaar Tu Mujh Ko SMS Ker Deta,
    Me Khud Phone Ker Leta..

    Pathan:
    Sorry Yaar, Ye Baat To Hamare Dimagh Me Aai Hi Nahi.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   In: Pathan Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Munh Me Pani
    Park Me Ghumte Huwe Pathan Ki Bivi Boli:
    Khan Sahab, Pani To Pila Den,
    Bohat Piyas Lagi Hai..

    Pathan:
    Gul Bano Chalo Hum Tumhe Pizza
    Aur Tikka Boti Khilata Hai.

    Bivi:
    Sachi Khan Sahab,
    Mere To Munh Me Pani Aa Gaya..

    Pathan:
    Munh Me Pani Aa Gaya Hai To
    Ab Wohi Pani Pi Lo.. :-p :-D

    Hahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   In: Pathan Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Sher Da Puttar
    Punjabi:
    Mere Sath Panga Na Lein.
    Me Sher Da Puttar Aan..

    Pathan:
    Yara Ek Baat To Batao,
    Sher Tere Ghar Aya Tha Ya
    Teri Maa Jungle Gai Thi.. :-)

    Punjabi Shocked..
    Pathan Rocked..
    Hahahha


  By: Naghma Khan   In: Pathan Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Hifazat
    Teacher:
    Agar Koi School Me Bomb
    Rakh Ker Chala Jaye To
    Aap Log Kiya Kero Gy.??

    Pathan:
    Hum Pehly Intzar Kare Ga K
    Jis Ka Hai Wo Le Jaye To Theek,
    Warna
    Us Ko Staff Room Me
    Hifazat Se Rakh De Ga.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   In: Pathan Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Mazak
    Ek Pathan Ko Ek Khotay Ny Laat Maar Di..

    Pathan Ny Ghusse Me Usay
    4,5 Laaten Maari Aur Bola:

    "Khana Kharab Ka Bacha,
    Apny Baap Se Mazak Kerta Hai.." :-D

    Haahha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   In: Pathan Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Oii Oiii Oee Aaa
    Pathan: Yara Thori Takleef Kare Ga Tum.??

    Sardar: Oii Oiii Oee Aaa
    Haaye Ooo Oii Maaa
    ,
    Bas Itni Takleef Kafi Hai Ya Aur Karun.??
    .
    .
    .
    Pathan: Nahi Yara Thori Aur Kero
    Maza Aa Raha Hai.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Pathan Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Impress Kerny Wali Machine
    Pathan Body Building Club Gaya
    Aur Coach Se Pucha:
    Hum Apni GF Ko Impress Karega,
    Konsi Machine Istemal Karun..

    Coach Muskura Ker:
    Only "ATM Machine" :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   In: Pathan Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Sab ka Baap
    Pathan Wrote 2 Sardar:
    "Agar Tum Zaheen Ho To Rs100 Bhejo,
    Hoshyar Ho To 200.
    Aur Agar Dono Ho To 300 Bhejo"
    .
    .
    Sardar Ny Rs 600 Bhejy Aur Likha:

    "O Yaar, Me Sab ka Baap Hun.." :-)

    Hehehehe


  By: Haya Ali   In: Pathan Jokes  Send To Mobile
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