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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • April Fool
    Dost Pathan se:
    APRIL FOOL manaya?

    Pathan: Haan.

    Dost: Kis k sath or kesy?

    Pathan: BV k sath.
    Hm ne 2 baar Talaaq dia,
    Jb Wo Pareshan hua to
    Hum bola:
    "APRIL FOOL, APRIL FOOL...;-p


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Media Wali Ladki
    Qaidi To Pathan:
    Tum Jail Me Kese Aaye?

    Pathan:
    Media Wali Ladki Ki Wajah Se

    Qaidi: Wo Kese?

    Pathan:
    Uski T-shirt Pe Likha Tha "Press"
    Hum ny Daba Diya...;-p ;-)

    Hahahha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Tujhy Kuch Nahi Ata
    Pathan Ka Beta:
    "Papa 5+5 kitna hota hai?"

    Pathan:
    Khana Kharab Ka Bacha,
    Ullu Ka Pattha,
    Khabees Ka Aulaad,
    Nalaaiq,
    Tujhy Kuch Nahi Ata,
    ,
    ,
    ,
    ,
    ,
    Ja Undar Se Calculator Le Ker Aa..;-p

    Hahahha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Aur Sardar Jungle me
    Pathan Aur Sardar Jungle me ja rahy thy.
    Saamny Sher Aagaya..

    Sardar Ny Mitti Uthai aur
    Sher ki Aankh me Daal k Bhagny Laga,
    Pathan Khara Raha..

    Sardar: Abay Bhaag..

    Pathan: Hum Q Bhagay?
    Mitti to Tum ny Daala Hai...;-p

    Hahahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Bivi Me Dhamaka
    Pathan Newspaper Ka Sub-editor Ban Gaya..

    Us Ny Ek Kabar Ki Head Line Ye Di,
    "Bivi Me Dhamaka"..

    Chief-editor:
    Ya Tum Ny Hed Line Kiya Di Hai??

    Pathan:
    Sir Me ny Khabar Ko Asan Alfaz me Likha Hai.

    Chef-editor:
    Acha Asal Khabar Kiya Thi??

    Pathan:
    "Miyanwali Me Dhamaka"..;-p

    Hahahha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Bill
    Ek Pathan Ki Pent Phat Gai,
    Tailor se Silwa ker Bill Pucha:

    Tailor: 250

    Pathan Ny Usay 500 diye.

    Tailor: Ye Kiya..??

    Pathan:
    Tera Bill Su ker Phir Phat Gai Hai...;-p

    Hahahha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Me Kon
    Pathan knocks the door

    Sardar: kaun hai ??

    Pathan: Me hoon

    Sardar: Me kaun ??

    .

    .

    .

    Pathan:
    O Khana Kharab Ka Bacha,
    Tu Khud ko hi Bhool gaya...;-p ;-)

    Haahaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • School Male hai Ya Female
    Sardar:
    School Male hai Ya Female..?

    Pathan:
    Pata nahi Yara,
    Usme Ghanta bhi hota hai
    aur Periods bhi,
    Bohat Confusion hai...;-p ;-)

    Hahahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Tiger Ny Pathan Ko
    Ek Tiger Ny Pathan Ko Chidya Ghar Me Maar Diya..

    Malik:
    Tum Ny Pathan Hi Ko Q Mara?

    Tiger:
    Us Ny Dimagh Kharab Ker Diya Tha,
    Kab Se Keh Raha Tha,
    "Itna Bara Billi"..;-)

    Hahahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Qarz-e-Hasna
    Teacher:
    Qarz-e-Hasna Kisay Kehty Hen??

    Pathan:
    Jab Qarz Deny Wala Paisay Wapis Mangay,
    Aur Qarz Leny Wala HANS De,
    To Usay
    Qarz-e-Hasna Kehty Hen..;-p ;-)

    Hahahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
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