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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • Mard Ki Jama
    Teacher:
    Mard Ki Jama Batao??


    Pathan:
    Mardood..;-p

    Hahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Mountain Dew Pee
    (( Studying ))

    Pathan:
    Dar Lag Raha Hai,
    Kuch Nahi Aa Raha.

    Sardar:
    Ye Le, Mountain Dew Pee.

    Pathan Drinks 2 Bottles..

    Sardar:
    Ab Kuch Aya??

    Pathan:
    Haan SUSU...;-p

    Hehehe


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Doctor Se
    Pathan Doctor Se:
    Dil k Operation K Baad Mujhy
    Dance Aur Gaany Achay Lagny Lagy Hen,
    Kiya Me Jawan Ho Gaya Hun??

    Doctor:
    Nahi Pagly,
    Tumhen Jo Dil Lagaya Gaya Hai,
    Wo Khusray Ka Hai...;-p

    Hahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Purana Janwar
    Sardar: Dunya ka Sab se Purana Janwar
    kon sa hai ?

    Pathan: Zebra

    Sardar : Woh kaisy ???

    Pathan: Oye Yara Wo Abhi Tak
    Black and White Hai..;-)


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • R U Relax
    Pathan Jahaz Me Apni Seat Per Aram Se Betha Tha..

    1 Airhostess ny Pucha:
    R U Relax Sir?

    Pathan:
    No, I Am Gul Khan.

    Phir Ek Aur Hostess Guzri
    Aur Us Ny Bhi Ye Hi Pucha:
    R U Relax?

    Pathan Ghusse Se:
    No I Am Gul Khan

    Pathan Ye Keh Ker 2 Block me Chala Gaya.
    Wahan Dekha Ek Angraiz Aram Se
    Apni Seat Per Betha Hua Hai,
    Pathan Ny Us Se Pucha:
    R U Relax??

    Angraiz:
    Yes I Am Relax.

    Pathan Ny Us Ko 2 Chamat Lagaye Aur Kaha:
    "Khana Kharab Ka Bacha,
    Tum Yahan Per Betha Hua Hai,
    Aur Wahan Sab log
    Tumhen Dhoond Rahy Hen"...;-p:)

    Hahaha


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Whats Your Name
    Angraiz Pathan se:
    Whats Your name?

    Pathan:
    Respect Flower..

    Angraiz: What..?

    Pathan: Yara..

    Ezzat Gul..;-p;D


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Translate With One Word
    Teacher to Pathan:
    Can u Translate the Following
    Sentence in a Single English Word?

    "Moti Larki Intezaar kar rahi hai"
    .
    .
    Pathan: "Motivating"...;-)

    Hahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Agar Din Hota To
    2 Pathan Raat ko Ghoom rahe thy..

    1st Pathan: Bohat Garmi hai Yara.

    2nd: Haan Yara,
    Agar Din hota to kahin Chhaaun me Beth Jaty..;-)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Ki Bivi Apni 60th Birthday Per
    Pathan Ki Bivi Apni 60th Birthday Per:
    "Ye Cake Pe Bulb Q Lagaya Hai?"

    Pathan: 60 Candles Lagane Me Mushkil Ho Raha Tha.
    .
    .
    Is liye Hum Ny 60 Watt k Bulb Laga Diya...;-p

    Hahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Masoom Students
    ZaliM TaliBan Ki DarinDaGi Ka 1 Aur
    Jeta JagtA SabooT...
    .
    .
    Mingora Sawat Me Jahanzeb College K Samny

    5 Masoom Students Se GuN PoinT Py



    "NaswAar"
    ChheeN Li...;-p:)

    Hahaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
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