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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • Future Tense
    Teacher to Pathan: Pappu ny Raat ko Khana Khaya,
    Is Sentence ka Future Tense Banao..

    Pathan:

    "Pappu Subha Potti Kare ga"...;-p


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan ny Ek Bachay ko Aghwa Kiya
    Pathan ny Ek Bachay ko Aghwa Kiya aur Ek chit per Likha k
    50 Lakh Rupay Pull k Nichay Rakh do.
    Phir Ye Chit Bachay per laga ker Bachay ko Ghar wapas Bhej Diya.

    Dusry Din Pathan Pull k Nichay Gaya to Wahan 50 Lakh Mojud thy.
    Sath Hi Ek Chit per Likha Tha.

    "Paisay ka Afsos Nahi, Afsos to is ka hai k Pathan ny Pathan ko Loota"..;-p


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Plastic Surgery
    Pathan: Dr.Sahab Plastic Surgery me Kitna Kharcha Aaye ga??

    Dr: 5 Hazaar.

    Pathan: Agar Plastic hum De To??

    Doctor ghusse se: Saaly pighla ker Chipka Bhi Khud hi lena..;-p


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan to Doctor
    Pathan to Doctor; Aap ny Nurse Bohat Acha Rakha Hua Hai,
    Uska Hath Lagty hi Hum Theek ho Gaya.

    Doctor: Jaanta hun,
    Thappar Ki Awaaz Mujhy Bhi Sunai Di thi..;-p


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Raaz Ki Baat
    Pathan Orat Dusri Pathan Orat se:
    "Ye Tumhara Bacha Kese ho gaya"?

    Dusri Hans k Boli:
    Gul Bano ye Raaz ka Baat hai,
    Us Raat Hum ny
    Brazier "Peeth" pe
    Bandh Liya Tha...;-p:)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Jeo Pathan
    Pathan Dubai k Ek Hotel me Roast Kha ker Haddi Chaba raha Tha.

    Paas Betha Indian Biscuit Kha Raha Tha.

    Us ny Pathan Ka Mazaq Uraty Huwe Kaha: Khan, Tum Log Haddi bhi Nahi Chhorty,
    Tumhary Mulk me Kuttay Kiya Khaty Hen??

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    Pathan: Biscuit.:-p
    Hahaha
    Jeo Pathan:)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Taj Mehal
    Teacher: Taj mehal Kis ny banaya tha?

    Pathan: Mazdoor ny.

    Teacher: Mera Matlab hai k Banwaya Kis ny Tha??

    Pathan: Thekedaar ny..:-)


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Pathan Toilet Me
    Ek Pathan Toilet me Betha Tha,
    Samny Likha Tha k
    Paani ka Ziyada se Ziyada Istemal karen.

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    ,

    Bas Phir Kiya Tha,

    .

    Pathan Bethy Bethy
    3 Lotay Pi Gaya..;-p


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Jahaz Jab Chalta Hai
    Sardar: Yaar Jahaaz Jab Chalta Hai to Us ka Gate Q Band Hota Hai?

    Pathan Kafi Dair Sochny k Baad:
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    Yaar Wo is Liye k koi
    Daal Mot Ya Naryal wala na Charh Jaye..;-p


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Pathan ko Rozay Me
    Ek Pathan ko Razay me Bohat Piyaas Lagi hui Thi..

    Pass Betha Ek Aadmi Pani Pee raha tha,

    Pathan ny Asman ki Taraf Dekha Aur Bola:

    "YA Allah! Agar Is ko Hum ny
    Jannat me Dekha to
    Is Ka Khair Nahi"...;-p:)


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
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