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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • Hamara GF Naraz Rehta Hai
    Punjabi: Meri Gf Lahore Rehti hai. Teri Gf kahan rehti hai?

    Pathan: O Yara Hamara Gf to Naraz HI rehtA hai..:-p

    hAHAHA


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • EK Pathan Bank lootne gaya
    EK Pathan Bank lootne gaya
    Wahan Gun Dikha ker Sara Paisa Loot liya,

    Per Us k Hath kuch nai aaya,

    Kyon?
    ?
    Q k Sare Paise Usne Manager ko diye aur kaha:

    "O Yara, Ye Sara Paisa Tum
    Hamara Account me Jama kar do"...;-)

    Hahaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • WO HAmArAy IstmAal Me Hai
    Dost:
    Yaar Tere Number Ko KyA huA Hai?

    Mene Abhi CAll Ki tO PAthAn BolA " WeLcOme 2 PeshAwAr,
    Aap Jis LArkAy kO
    CAll kAr rAhe hen,
    WO HAmArAy IstmAal me Hai
    PLz Try Later"...;-p :-)

    Hahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Very Urgent
    Sardar:
    Tusi Bike inni Tez q Chala rhe o?

    Pathan:
    Ye letter Urgent dena hai.

    Sardar:
    Kitthan?

    Pathan: O Yara,
    Address Padhne ka Time nai hai.

    Sardar:
    Ok Go Fast...:-)

    Hahahah


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Pathan Roz Bus k Darwazey me
    Ek Pathan Roz Bus k Darwazey me Khada hoke Travel karta Tha..

    Conductor: Tu Roz Darwazey me Kadha Rehta hai,
    Tera Baap Pehly Choukidaar Tha Kiya?

    Boy Replays:
    Tu Roz Paise Mangta hai to
    Tera Baap Pehle Bhikaari Tha Kiya...;-p:)

    Hahahaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • 1 Bachay Ka Baap
    Ek Pathan K Ghar
    Judwa Bachay Paida Huwe
    To Wo
    Sari Raat So Nahi Saka..
    .
    .
    Q...??
    .
    .
    .
    QK,

    Wo Raat Bhar Ye Hi
    Sochta Raha K
    1 Bachay Ka Baap To Me Hun,
    Dusray Ka Kon Hai??...;-p

    Hahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Women's Day Par Ek Larki Ne
    Women's Day Par Ek Larki Ne Pathan Se Kaha:
    Aapko Pata Hai Aaj Women's Day Hai?
    .
    .
    Pathan Ne Ghabra K Kaha:
    Kamaal Hai,
    Jab Hum Ghar Se Nikla Tha,
    Tab To Tuesday Tha..;-p


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Chaabi Gum Ho Gaya Hai
    Pathan Ny Ghar Ka Darwaza Ukhara Aur
    Kandhay Per Rakh Ker
    Bazar Le Gaya..

    Ek Admi Ny Pucha:
    Khan, Kiya Darwaza Bechna Hai??

    Pathan:
    Nahi Tala Khulwana Hai,
    Chaabi Gum Ho Gaya Hai.

    Hanso Mat,
    Film Abhi Baqi Hai,,
    ,
    ,
    ,
    Admi Pathan Se:
    Agar Ghar Me Chor Ghus Aaye To??

    Pathan:
    Chor Andar Kese jaye Ga,
    Darwaza To Hamary Pass Hai...;-p

    Hahahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • 50/50
    Sardar Pathan K Sath Ja Raha Tha..

    Raasty Me Sarak Per Unhen 1000 Ka Note Para Hua Mila..

    Sardar:
    Hum 1000 Rupay Ko 50/50 Ker Lete Hen.

    Pathan:
    Wo to Theek Hai
    Lekin
    ,
    Baqi 900 Ka
    Kiya Karen Gy ??...;-p

    Hahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Ladies Ward
    Ek Pathan Ladies Ward me Admit ho gaya..

    Nurse: Tumhe Sharam Nahi Aati..?

    Pathan: Sharam kesi ?

    Hum to Paida hi

    LADIES Ward me Hua Tha..;-p

    Hahaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
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