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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • Airplane
    Ek Pathan apne Ghar ki chhat se
    Aeroplane ko Udte hue dekh kr Patthar marne laga.
    Uske Dost ne pucha k

    O Lala Q Hawai-jahaz ko Patthar Maar rahe ho??

    Pathan: O Yara ye Sham ko Hamari Gul Bano per lighten Marta hai..


    HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHA :-D


  By: Adeel   In: Pathan Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Suraj Nikla Hai Kiya
    Pathan: Yara Bahar Dekh Ker Aao,
    Suraj Nikla Hai Kiya.??

    Sardar: Pata Nahi Yaar,
    Bahar To Andhera Hai..

    Pathan: To Torch Le Ker Jao Na
    Khana Kharab Ka Bacha Kaamchor.. :-D

    Hhahahaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   In: Pathan Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Famous Pakistanis
    History Teacher:
    Name some Famous Pakistanis Who Struggled Against the British.?
    .
    .
    Pathan: "Imran Khan, Javed Miandad,
    Saeed Anwar, Shahid Afridi Etc.." :-D

    Hhahahha


  By: Sumaira Malik   In: Pathan Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • How Long
    Pathan's Interview For
    New Job..
    .
    Interviewer: What Did
    U Do B4 ..

    Pathan: I Was In Army.

    Interviewer: How Long
    Were U In Army..

    Pathan: 5 Foot 10 Inch :-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   In: Pathan Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Tum Se Behter
    Pathan's Girlfriend: Ab Tum Mujh Se Milny Ki Koshish Mat Kerna,
    Mujhy Tum Se Behter Larka Mil Gaya Hai..
    .
    .
    Pathan Roty Huwe:
    Ye Tum Kiya Bol Rahi Ho? Ye Kya hua?
    Kese hua? Kab hua? Kyun hua?
    Kitni baar hua? Kahan Kahan hua?
    Chalo jo ho gaya so ho gaya..!
    .
    Shuker Hai Hum Ny Pehly Se Tayyari Ker Rakhi Thi..
    Hum Tumhari Padosan Se Mila Tha,
    Wo Tum Se Bhi Ziyada Khubsurat Hai.. :-D


  By: Sumaira Malik   In: Pathan Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Baap Ka Doodh
    2 Pathano Ki Laraai Hui..

    1st Pathan:
    Agar Tu Ny Apny Baap Ka
    Doodh Piya hai To Mujhy
    Maar Ker Dikha..

    2nd Pathan: Oye Khochaa,
    Baap ka Doodh Nahi Hota Hai..

    1st Pathan: Hota Hai..
    Hum Ny Kal Dukan Per Ja Ker
    Milk Pak Ka Dabba Uthaya To
    Dukandaar Ny Kaha,
    "Wapas Rakh, Tere Baap Ka Doodh Hai.??" ;-p :-D

    Hahhahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Pathan Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • School Mat Aana
    Teacher: Tum Kal School Q Nahi Aaye Thy??

    Pathan: Sir Ji, Aap Ny Hi To Kaha Tha K

    Agar Sabak Yaad Na Kiya To School Mat Aana.. :-)


  By: Sumaira Malik   In: Pathan Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Kisaan k Paas
    Sardar: Jab Insan ko
    Koi Problem ho to Usay
    Kiske Paas Jana chahiye.?
    .
    Pathan: Kisaan k Paas
    .
    Sardar: Wo Kyu..?
    .
    Pathan: QK Kisaan k Paas
    "HAL" Hota Hai.. :-)

    Hhahahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   In: Pathan Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Himami & Sunami
    Teacher:
    What Is A Difference b/w HIMAMI & SUNAMI.

    Pathan: Sir HIMAMI Is A Face Wash,,

    &
    SUNAMI Is A "Total Wash" :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Maha Abro   In: Pathan Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • PSL Final Match
    2 Teams Jo Shakal Aur Naam Se Pathan Hen(Pishawar & Queta),

    Kal Un Ka Lahore Me PSL Final Hua

    Aur Mazy Ki Baat Jo Log
    Pathano Ko Chokeedar Kehty Hen(Punjabi),
    ,
    ,
    Wohi (Punjab Police) Kal Pathano Ki Chokeedari Ker Rahy Thy..:-D :-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Naghma Khan   In: Pathan Jokes  Send To Mobile
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