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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • Cool Music
    Pathan Ny Apna Radio Refrigerator Me Rakh Diya..


    QK..


    Wo Cool Music Sunna Chahta Tha Yaar.. :-D

    Hhahahha


  By: Haya Ali   In: Pathan Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Toilet Me Poti
    Pathan:
    Oye Khana Kharaba,
    Tu Ny Pury Toilet Me Poti Q Keri.

    Sardar:
    Mobile Ki Waja Se..

    Pathan: Kiya Matlab.?

    Sardar:
    O Yaar Tu Ny "Get Idea"
    Ka Ad Nahi Dekha,
    "Walk When U Talk" :-D

    Pathan: O Terii..

    Hahhaha


  By: Haya Ali   In: Pathan Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Saans Lena
    Sardar:
    Jitni Dair me Me Ek Saans
    Leta Hun Utni Dair Me Mulk
    Me Ek Bacha Paida Hota Hai..

    Pathan:
    Oh Khudaya..!
    Phir Tum Ye Harkat Chhor Q Nahi
    Dety. Tumhari Waja Se Mulk
    Ki Aabadi Kitni Barh Gai Hai.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   In: Pathan Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Hamko Lagta Hai
    Musafir Pathan Taxi Driver Se:
    Kiya Sadar Jaye Ga.??

    Pathan Taxi Driver:
    Nahi Yaraa,
    Apna Sadar To Bechara Sa Admi Hai,
    Hamko Lagta Hai Wazeer-e-Azam Jaye Ga.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Maha Abro   In: Pathan Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Mobile Hath Me
    Pathan Mobile Hath Me Liye Khoob Hans Raha Tha..

    Dost: Q Hans Rahy Ho.??

    Pathan:
    Ek Larka Aur Larki Meri
    Post Per Setting Ker Rahy Thy,
    ,
    Mene Post Hi Delete Ker Di.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Maha Abro   In: Pathan Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Gustakhi
    Pathan Se Kisi Ny Pucha:
    "Agar Aap Ki Shaan Me Koi
    Gustakhi Kary To Kiya Aap Usay Maaf Ker Dengy..??

    Pathan Muskura Ker Bola:
    Dekho Yara,
    Maaf Kerny Wala To Allah Hai Na,
    Hum To Bas Us Ko "Wahan" Tak Pohncha De Ga.. :-) :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Pathan Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Mureed
    Dost To Pathan:
    Me Ny Tumhen Kisi Achy Peer
    Ka Mureed Bannay K Liye Kaha Tha,
    Tum Kis K Mureed Bany.??
    .
    .
    Pathan:
    "Apni Begam Ka.." :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Pathan Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Roshni
    Pathan Ka Bacha Rota Hua Ghar Aya..

    Maa: Kiya Hua Beta.?

    Pathan: Aaj Teacher Ny Aur
    Mere Dost Ny Mujhy Bohat Mara..

    Ma: Wo Q.??

    Pathan: Maa Teacher Ny
    Mujh Se Kaha "Jahalat Per Roshni Dalo"
    To
    Me Ny Apny Dost Sardar Ko
    Tubelight K Nichy Khara Ker K Light ON Ker Di.. :-D

    Hahahha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Pathan Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Blast SMS
    Pathan Apni Bivi Se:
    Gul Bano, Raat ko Mobile
    Charging Pe Mat Lagao,
    Blast Ho Jayega..
    .
    Gul Bano: Khan Saab,
    Aap Fikar Mat Kero
    Mene Battery Nikal Di Hai.. :-)

    Pathan: Phir Sahi Hai.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Haya Ali   In: Pathan Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Bahadur Bivi
    Pathan: Kahan Ja Rahe Ho Yara.?
    .
    Sardar: Police Station,
    Mere Ghar Chor aya hai.
    .
    Pathan: Bivi ko Akela Chod dia?
    .
    Sardar: Nahi, Usne Chor ko
    Apni Bahon me Jakad Rakha Hai. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Maha Abro   In: Pathan Jokes  Send To Mobile
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