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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • Kaam Ka Cheez
    Madam: English me Kamar ko Waist Q kehte hen.?

    Brilliant Pathan: Kaam ka cheez to uske Upar aur neeche hota hai.
    Beech me Kamar to Waste hi hoti hai na..;-p

    Madam Shocked..:-0


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Makhiyan
    Admi:
    Ye Me Bardasht nhi kr skta
    Tumare Hotel me bohat saari
    Makhiyan hen.

    Pathan Waiter:
    Hukam karo Sir,
    Aap kitni Bardasht kr skta hy?
    Baki ko Hum Bahar Nikal de ga...;-p


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Tumhara Mobile ki Ink
    1 Pathan ko Khali Msg Aaya.

    Pathan ne Usi Mobile Number per Call ker k kaha:
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Oye Yara !
    Tumko Malum hai?
    Tumhara Mobile ki Ink
    Khatam ho gaya hai...;-p:)

    Hahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan got a Message
    Pathan got a Message;
    Kiya Aap Imran Khan ke saath hen?

    ?
    Pathan Replied;
    Nahi Me Ghar pe hun.
    .
    Kuch Kaam Tha Kiya?..:-D


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • 1 Arbi Bathroom me
    1 Arbi Bathroom me Phone pr BAAT kr raha tha,

    PATHAN ne Suna to Andar ja ker ARBi ko bohat Mara,

    Logon ne pucha to Bola:
    .
    Ye Kameena Bathoroom me TILAWAT ker raha Tha...;-p:)

    Hahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Khana Kharab Ka Bacha
    Sardar: Aap Ko Kabhi Kisi Se Piyar Hua Hai??

    Pathan: Haan Yaya, Per Wo Nahi Maanti..

    Sardar: Per Wo Kiya Kehti Hai??

    Pathan: Wo Kehti Hai,
    I Love U 2
    Ab Pata Nahi Ye Dusra
    Khana Kharab Ka Bacha Kon Hai??...;-p


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Ny Shadi k Liye
    Pathan Ny Shadi k Liye
    Choty Qad Ki Larki Ka Intekhab Kiya.

    Waja..??

    QK,

    Kisi Ny Us Se Kaha Tha K

    "Musibat jitni Choti ho Utna Acha Hai"...;-p:D

    Hahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • 5 Pathano Ko Ek Bike pr
    5 Pathano Ko Ek Bike pr Dekh Ker
    Traffic Police ny
    Rukny Ka Ishara Diya..
    .
    .
    Pathan Chalti Bike se Bola:
    "Pagal Hai Kiya,
    Tu Kidhar Bethy Ga?"...;-p

    Hahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Bomb Phenk Diya Kare Ga
    Pathan: Maa Hum Bara ho kr Pilot bane ga

    Maa: Beta Mujhe kese pata chalega k ye
    Mere Betay ka jahaz hai?

    Pathan (Soch kr): Hum guzarty Waqt
    ,
    Ghar pe Bomb
    phenk dia kare ga..;-p:)

    Hahaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Bandooq Aur Kartoos
    Polio Team Derwazy pr Aai..

    Pathan BV se: Bandooq or Kartoos kahan hen?

    Polio Team Dar ker Bhagi,

    Piche se Pathan ne awaz di:
    "Ruko Bhai, Ye Mere Bachon k Naam Hen"...;-p


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
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