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Latest Mazahiya Shayari:

  • Funny Dhamaka
    “Funny Dhamaka..”
    .
    Aaj Apni Mohabat ko Naya Morr diya Usne..
    Chatt se Dhakka de k Hath Torr diya Usne..
    .
    Pehle Hansta tha Me Ab Bas Muskurata hun,,
    Maar k Mukka Aagy ka Daant Torr diya Usne..
    .
    Usne Ishara kiya Kuch kehna he Tumse,,
    Kaan Paas kiya to Marod diya Usne..
    .
    Sardiyan aain to laya Maalty Us k Liye,,
    Maalta Kha k Chilka Aankhon me Nichorr diya Usne..
    .
    Bewafai ki Had hi kar Di Zalim ne Ghalib,,
    Milne Ghar Gaya to Kutta Chorr diya Usne..!


  By: Naghma Khan   In: Mazahiya Shayari  Send To Mobile
  • Mere Rashk-e-Qamar
    Mere Rashk-e-Qamar

    Tu Ny Pehli Nazar

    Jab Nazar Se Milaai

    Tabhi

    "Abba" Aa Gaya.. :-(

    Hahahahha


  By: Naghma Khan   In: Mazahiya Shayari  Send To Mobile
  • Naye Mehmaan hazir hen
    "MEHMAAN"

    Sabhi Kamre, Kitchen Aur Lawn hazir hen,
    .
    Purane chhor kar Aao naye Mehmaan hazir hen,
    .
    Kabhi kisi ka na koi khayal karte hen,
    .
    Achanak Raat 12 baje bhi Aa Tapakte hen,
    .
    Akele hi jinhe Bardasht karna Baat hai Okhi,
    .
    Wo Apne sath le Aate hen puri Foj Bachon ki,
    .
    Jo ana Zaruri tha to Banda Phone to karde,
    .
    Ye kesa Surprise hai ke Moo chuk ke laga aye,
    .
    Bana kar Jaan Hamari ye Wabaal-e-Jaan karte hen,
    .
    Purane chhor kar Aao Naye Mehmaan hazir hen..!

    Hahhaha


  By: Asad   In: Mazahiya Shayari  Send To Mobile
  • Gatar Saaf kia
    Tum Aaye hi nhi Pura Din Intzar kia..

    Wah wah..

    Phir 2sray Jamadar ko bulaya to Usne Gatar Saaf kia

    Ab Bolo Wah Wah.. :-p

    Hahhaha


  By: Maha Abro   In: Mazahiya Shayari  Send To Mobile
  • Murgh Ki Raan
    Kapdon Ki Aab-Taab Dikhane Me Reh Gaya,

    Me Kuch Hasinaon Ko Lubhane Me Reh Gaya,,

    Murgh Ki Raan Kha Gaye Sare Log,

    Me Mehmanon Se Hath Milane Me Reh Gaya.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   In: Mazahiya Shayari  Send To Mobile
  • Hansi K Fuwwarey
    Arz Kiya Hai......

    "Jab Dekha Unho ne Tirchi Nazar se,
    Kasam Khuda ki Madhosh ho gaye Hum,

    Par jab pata chala
    Nazar Permanent Tirchi hai,
    To wahi Khade-khade Behosh ho gaye Hum."
    .
    Ek aur......
    .
    "Ankhon me Nami thi,
    Aur Vitamin ki Kami thi..
    Wah Wah,
    Jis se Raat Bhar Chatting ki
    Wo Girlfriend ki Mummy thi."
    .
    Ek aur....
    .
    "Koi Pathar se na maare
    Mere Dewaane ko.
    QK
    Nuclear Power ka Zamana hai,
    Bomb se Udaa do Saale ko."
    .
    Bus last.....
    .
    "Tajmahal kya cheez hai,
    Isse Badi Emarat Banaunga,
    Wah Wah..
    Mumtaz to Marke Dafan hui thi,
    Tujhe to Me Zinda Dafnaunga."
    .
    Bus Iske Baad Khatam..
    .
    "Hansi k liye Gham Qurban,
    Khushi k liye Aansu Qurban,
    Kiya Baat Hai Wah..
    Dost k liye Jaan bhi Qurban,
    Aurr
    Agar Dost ki Girlfriend Mil jaye
    to...
    Saala Dost Bhi Qurban.."

    Hahhaha


  By: Haya Ali   In: Mazahiya Shayari  Send To Mobile
  • Nakaab Wali Ladki
    1 Shayer Ne 1 Nakaab Wali Ladki Patayi.
    2nd Day Ladki Bikni Me Milne Aayi.
    Shayer Dekh Kar Heran Hogaya Aur Shayeri Me Bola:

    "Dekh Kar Tujhe Hogaya Me Sharam Se Pani Pani"

    Ladki Thoda Tez Thi, Foran Boli:

    "Meri Jaan Daal Gosh Khaoge Ya Biryani" :-)


  By: Sumaira Malik   In: Mazahiya Shayari  Send To Mobile
  • Dil Hai Kis K Paas
    Me Ny Pucha Tumhara Dil Hai Kis K Paas.??

    Us Ny Muskura K Kaha, Phephdon K Paas.. ;-)

    Hahahha


  By: Haya Ali   In: Mazahiya Shayari  Send To Mobile
  • Is Se Pehle K
    Jab Koi Itna Khas Ban Jaye,,

    Uske Bare Me Sochna Ehsas Ban Jaye,,

    To Mang Lena Khuda Se Usy Zindgi Bhar K Liye,,

    Is Se Pehle K Uski MAA Kisi Aur Ki Saas Ban Jaye.. ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Mazahiya Shayari  Send To Mobile
  • Deemak Ban Ker
    Ishq Ny Deemak Ban Ker Yun Khaya Mujhy,,,

    Wah Wah..

    Ishq Ny Deemak Ban Ker Yun Khaya Mujhy,,,

    Jese Me Zinger Burger Hun McDonald Ka.. ;-)
    :-D


  By: Haya Ali   In: Mazahiya Shayari  Send To Mobile
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