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Read best collection of hindi funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great funny mobile sms. You can also submit hindi funny sms here.

Latest Hindi Funny SMS:

  • Dosto ko chhod do
    Bhagwan ne Mujhse kaha:
    "Tu apne Sabhi Dosto ko chhod de to "Ferrari" dunga."
    .
    Mene Bhagwan Se Roty Huwe Kaha:
    "Hey Bhagwan..!
    Ye Dost wo hen Jinho ne Meri hr khushi hr Gham me sath diya,
    ,
    Mere Bachpan se lekr
    Aaj tk mere sath rhe,
    ,
    Kabhi Roya to apne Hatho se mere Aansu pochhe,
    ,
    Ek Glass Pani b piya to b Mere sath Share kiya,
    ,
    Meri Ek Awaz pr Dore chale aaye,
    ,
    Aur Aap kehte ho k Me
    1 FERRARI ke liye inhe chhod dun.?
    ,
    KHAIR, Koi Baat Nahi,
    ,
    Lekin FERRARI Red Color ki hi Dena.. ;-)

    Hahahha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Pandit Ki Taang Jal Gai
    Ek Pandit Ki Taang Jal Gai Wo Doctor K Paas Gaya..

    Doctor Ny Usay Burnol Lagany K Liye Di Aur
    Sath Me Sex Ki Goliyan Bhi Likh Deen..

    Pandit: Burnol To Samajh Me Ata Hai Per
    Ye Sex Ki Goliyan Kis Liye..??

    Doctor:
    Dhoti Oonchi Rakhny K Liye.. ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Asad   Send To Mobile
  • Salman Khan Dialogues
    "Veer
    Jahan bhi Msg krunga 5-10 msg ek sath bhej dunga

    "Wanted"
    Ek baar jo mene "sms" KRNA shuru kr diya to
    uske baad to me apne "Balance" ki bhi nhi sochta..

    "Dabbang"
    Hum tumhare mobile me itne sms krenge ki confuse ho jaoge ki konsa padhe or konsa delete kren.

    "Ready"
    Duniya me tumhe sab se zyada msg sirf 3 log karenge: I, me, and myself..

    "Body guard"
    Mujh par ek ehsaan KRNA mere msg mujhe re-send Mat KERNA... ;-)


  By: A Chan91   Send To Mobile
  • 1 Engineer Mandir me
    1 Engineer Mandir me
    Bol raha tha..
    .
    Hey Bhagwan..!
    Teri Kirpa
    Teri Daya
    Teri Shradha
    Teri Aradhna
    Teri Bhakti
    Teri Archna
    Teri Pooja
    Teri Aarti
    Teri Maya
    Teri Geeta
    Teri Vidhya
    Teri Riddhi
    Teri Siddhi
    Teri Laxmi
    Teri Karuna
    Teri Meher
    Teri Leela
    Teri Mahima..
    .
    .
    Sab Teri
    Aur..
    ...Meri Ek Bhi Nahi.?? ;-)


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Bahut Badi Seekh
    Seeta ji Ka Vanvaas Jaanne Me Bahut Badi Seekh Hai..
    .
    Wah Wah..
    .
    Seeta ji Ka Vanvaas Jaanne Me Bahut Badi Seekh Hai..
    .
    .
    Jis Ghar Me 3-3 Saas Hon To Us se Aacha Jungle Hi Theek Hai.. ;-)


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Mujhy Boht Maar Pari
    Santa: Yaar Kal Mene Rocket Chhora jo Suraj se Takra Ker Phat Gaya.

    Banta: Phir kya hua?

    Santa: Mujhy Boht Maar Pari..

    Banta: Kis Ny Mara..??

    Santa: Mere Padosi Suraj ki Mummy Ne.. ;-p ;-)

    Hahahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Daya ki Girlfriend
    Itne saal hue Daya ki Koi Girlfriend nahi hai
    .
    .
    .
    Itne saal hue Daya ki Koi Girlfriend nahi hai
    .
    .
    ACP: Abhijeet Pata Lagao,
    Ye Daya Kahin "Gay" to nahi hai.. ;-)


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Ghantaa
    Dad: 'Kabhi Mandir bhi chala jaya kar.'

    Me: 'Ghantaa!!

    Dad: 'kyaaaa!! :-0

    Me: Ghanta Bajane se Noise Pollution hota hai isliye nhi jata... ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Katrina ki Coffee me
    Katrina ki Coffee me Ek Macchar gira,
    usne wo pee li.

    Macchar k Baap ne kuch kaha aur
    Katrina Behosh ho gai..
    .
    .
    Usne kaha:
    Tumhare Pet me Mera Bacha hai.. ;-)


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Dada-Geeri
    Cute Dada-geeri :-)
    .
    Child Prayed God:
    "Plz give Me a cycle"
    .
    But he didn't get any cycle...
    .
    Next day he stole a Ganesh
    Statue
    &
    wrote letter to lord Shiva:
    .
    .
    "Agar Bacha chahiye to cycle
    le kar Mandir aaja".. ;-p


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
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