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  • Ghantaa
    Dad: 'Kabhi Mandir bhi chala jaya kar.'

    Me: 'Ghantaa!!

    Dad: 'kyaaaa!! :-0

    Me: Ghanta Bajane se Noise Pollution hota hai isliye nhi jata... ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Katrina ki Coffee me
    Katrina ki Coffee me Ek Macchar gira,
    usne wo pee li.

    Macchar k Baap ne kuch kaha aur
    Katrina Behosh ho gai..
    .
    .
    Usne kaha:
    Tumhare Pet me Mera Bacha hai.. ;-)


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Dada-Geeri
    Cute Dada-geeri :-)
    .
    Child Prayed God:
    "Plz give Me a cycle"
    .
    But he didn't get any cycle...
    .
    Next day he stole a Ganesh
    Statue
    &
    wrote letter to lord Shiva:
    .
    .
    "Agar Bacha chahiye to cycle
    le kar Mandir aaja".. ;-p


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Railway Me Job Hai
    Railway Me Job Hai..
    .
    Karani hai?
    .
    Salary:35,000/-
    Per Month
    .
    Job Details:-
    .
    Rajdhani Exp Ki Head Lite Kharab Ho Gai Hai
    Torch Lekar Aage Aage bhagna Hai.. :-D

    Hehehehe


  By: Asad   Send To Mobile
  • If Mallika Sherawat
    If Mallika Sherawat plays Dropadi in Mahabharat..
    .
    Duryodhan will say:
    Dussashan, Pehna do Bhabhi
    ko Saari,
    Hum bhi to Dekhen ye Vastron me Kesi lagti hai.. ;-)

    Hahahha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Pati ki Umar
    Ek Survey se Maloom hua hai k..

    Agar Patni "Karwa chauth" k vrat ki bajay...

    "MAUN VRAT" rakhe

    To Pati ki Umar aur lambi ho sakati hai.. ;-)

    Hahahha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Bhikari Bhagwan Se
    Ek Bhikari Bhagwan Se:
    "Hey Bhagwan..!
    Muje Khane ke liye aisa kuch do

    Jo Khane par bhi Khatam na ho.."
    .
    Bhagwan:
    "Ye lo Beta

    .

    .

    "Chewing Gum".. ;-)

    Hahahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • The Best 1
    Bush: Osama mile to use fod do..

    Gandhi: Hinsa achi baat nhi, use chod do..

    Einstein: Samay rukta nhi, to use mod do..

    Manmohan: Theek hai.

    Sonia: Desh k liye mujhe vote do..

    Arnold Schwarzenegger: Biceps build karne k liye uspar load do..

    Bill Gates: Windows unlock karne k liye use code do!

    Rajnikanth: Iye admin, Mere kaarname
    Dunya k samne lana chhod do.

    And The Best 1
    .
    .
    .
    ACP Praduman: Daya, khooni andar hai,
    Me kehta hun Darwaza tod do.. ;-)


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Vage or Nonvage
    Air hostess to Lalu Yadav:
    Sir, R U Vage or Nonvage??
    .
    Lalu : Ka matlab:

    Air hostess :
    Sir Mera matlab hai,
    Aap Shakahari hen Ya Masahari??

    Lalu : Huttt sasuri..
    I am Bihari.. ;-)

    Hahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • 33 karod Devi Devtaon
    33 karod Devi Devtaon
    se Meri
    ek hi Vinati
    hai ki..
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Sab Mujhko
    Sirf 1,1 Rupya de do.. ;-)


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
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