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  • Rakhi Vs Mangal Sutra
    Girl: Kal Me Tumhare Liye
    Rakhi Laai Thi To Tum Ny Q Nahi Bandhwai Thi.??
    Kisi Ka Gift Thukrate Hen Kiya.??
    .
    .
    Boy: OK Phir Me Kal Tumhen
    "Mangal Sutra" Pehnaunga,
    Tum Pehan Lena.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Star Plus Tutorial
    Star Plus Tutorial..

    Larka Larki Ko Gulab Ka Phool Dete Huwe:
    "Ye Rishta Kiya Kehlata Hai??"

    Larki: "Pavitra Rishta"

    Larka:
    "Is Piyar Ko Kiya Naam Doon??"

    Larki Be-Dheyani Me:
    "Ek Hazaron Me Meri Behna Hai.." :-D :-0

    Hahhahaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Chutki Sindoor
    Mehngai ke is Dor me Rakhna Padta hai Apne Kharche par Kabu,,
    .
    Mehngai ke is Dor me Rakhna Padta hai Apne Kharche par Kabu,,

    Ek Chutki Sindoor ki Qeemat Tum Kya Jano Ramesh Babu.. :-)


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Naya Godrej Powder
    Apne Ghamon ko Bas Dil me Chupa Lo,,

    Naya Godrej Powder Hair Dye Hai,
    Bas Kaato Gholo aur Laga Lo.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Sharab k sath Ladki bhi
    "Aashiqi-2" Dekh kar
    Ek Baat to Samajh me aa gai...
    .
    Agar Sharab Piyo ge to
    9-10 saal me hi Mar jaoge.
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Lekin agar Sharab k sath Ladki bhi Pata Li to..
    .
    Bhai Phir Packing Tayyar rakho,
    Kab Yamraj Darwaza khatkhata de kuch nhi Pata.." :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • VERY VERY FAST
    Ek JAPANI INDIA me aaya..
    .
    Airport se Usne Ek Auto Liya
    aur hotel ki taraf gaya..
    .
    Raste me usko Ek Honda car
    dikhayi di..
    Japani: HONDA made in JAPAN...
    Its Very Fast...
    .
    Aage usko ek Toyota car ne
    over take kiya..
    Japani: TOYOTA made in JAPAN..
    Its Very Fast..
    .
    Hotel Pohuch ker Usne
    Driver se
    Pucha: Kitne Paise.. ??
    .
    .
    Driver: RS. 8000..
    .
    Japani: Itne Paise.. ??
    wo kese.. ??
    .
    .
    .
    Driver: "METER" Made in
    INDIA...
    "VERY VERY FAST.." :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Status On Facebook
    A Girl Puts Her Status On Facebook:
    "Waiting for
    CHENNAI EXPRESS"
    .
    .
    Santa: COOLIE Ho Kya.??
    *Blocked* :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Asad   Send To Mobile
  • Hindi Class
    Professor in Hindi Class:
    "GAALI” ki Paribhashan batao."
    .
    .
    Student: “Atyadhik krodh aane
    par shaaririk roop se Hinsaa na karte huye,
    ‘MOUKHIK roop se ki gayi Hinsaatmak’
    kaaryawaahi ke liye chune huye
    ‘shabdon-ka samooh’ jiske
    uchchaaran ke pashchaat mann
    ko aseem shaanti ka anubhav hota hai,
    use hum “GAALI” kehte hen..
    .

    Professor: Aapke CHARAN Kahan hen Prabhu.
    Aap Jitni Hindi To Mujhy Bhi Nahi Aati.. :-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • I Am So Confused
    Agar RAKSHABANDAN par
    Ladkiyan Kisi ko bhi

    "BHAI" Bana sakti hen to
    Phir,
    ,
    KARVACHAUTH par

    "PATI" kyu nhi Banati ?
    I Am So Confused.. :-)

    Is Msg ko Phaila do..
    INSAF Chaiye Dosto..


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Sacha Desh Bhagt
    Teacher: Batao Sacha Desh Bhagt Kon hota hai?

    Sardar: Sir Ji, Jo English Toilet Seat Per bhi
    Indian Style me Bethta ho.. :-D

    Hahahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
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