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  • VERY VERY FAST
    Ek JAPANI INDIA me aaya..
    .
    Airport se Usne Ek Auto Liya
    aur hotel ki taraf gaya..
    .
    Raste me usko Ek Honda car
    dikhayi di..
    Japani: HONDA made in JAPAN...
    Its Very Fast...
    .
    Aage usko ek Toyota car ne
    over take kiya..
    Japani: TOYOTA made in JAPAN..
    Its Very Fast..
    .
    Hotel Pohuch ker Usne
    Driver se
    Pucha: Kitne Paise.. ??
    .
    .
    Driver: RS. 8000..
    .
    Japani: Itne Paise.. ??
    wo kese.. ??
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    .
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    Driver: "METER" Made in
    INDIA...
    "VERY VERY FAST.." :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Status On Facebook
    A Girl Puts Her Status On Facebook:
    "Waiting for
    CHENNAI EXPRESS"
    .
    .
    Santa: COOLIE Ho Kya.??
    *Blocked* :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Asad   Send To Mobile
  • Hindi Class
    Professor in Hindi Class:
    "GAALI” ki Paribhashan batao."
    .
    .
    Student: “Atyadhik krodh aane
    par shaaririk roop se Hinsaa na karte huye,
    ‘MOUKHIK roop se ki gayi Hinsaatmak’
    kaaryawaahi ke liye chune huye
    ‘shabdon-ka samooh’ jiske
    uchchaaran ke pashchaat mann
    ko aseem shaanti ka anubhav hota hai,
    use hum “GAALI” kehte hen..
    .

    Professor: Aapke CHARAN Kahan hen Prabhu.
    Aap Jitni Hindi To Mujhy Bhi Nahi Aati.. :-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • I Am So Confused
    Agar RAKSHABANDAN par
    Ladkiyan Kisi ko bhi

    "BHAI" Bana sakti hen to
    Phir,
    ,
    KARVACHAUTH par

    "PATI" kyu nhi Banati ?
    I Am So Confused.. :-)

    Is Msg ko Phaila do..
    INSAF Chaiye Dosto..


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Sacha Desh Bhagt
    Teacher: Batao Sacha Desh Bhagt Kon hota hai?

    Sardar: Sir Ji, Jo English Toilet Seat Per bhi
    Indian Style me Bethta ho.. :-D

    Hahahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Dhamki
    Kappil Office ja raha tha..
    Patni Piyar se Boli:
    "See U in the Evening."
    .
    Kappil Ghusse se: Saali Dhamki kise de rahi hai?
    Me Bhi Tujhe Dekh lunga.. ;-p :-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Love Letter
    MUNNA BHAI: Abay Circuit,
    Yaar Mere ko Us Sister (Nurse)
    se Piyar ho gaya hai.
    Love Letter kese likhun.?
    .
    .
    Circuit: Simple, BHAI Aap
    likh dalo I love You Sister.
    From: your Munna BHAI.. ;-p :-D

    Hahahaha


  By: Asad   Send To Mobile
  • MDH Ka Tadka
    Bivi: Aaj Aisa Se* Kro K
    Mere Chillane Ki Aawaz Dur Tk Sunai De.
    .
    Phir Kya Tha,
    Husband Ne CONDOM Per Mirch Laga K Peel Diya.
    .
    Ise Kahte Hai "MDH" Ka Tadka,
    Ang Ang Phadka.. ;-p :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Ladki Coke Pee
    Ek Ladki Coke Pee rahi thi,
    achanak us me se 1 MACHHAR nikla..

    Macchar bola: MAA.

    Ladki: Me Teri Maa nahi hu.

    Machhar: Aisa Mat Bol Maa,
    Me Teri Hi "COKE" se nikla hun.. :-P :-D

    Hahahha


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Why did Rajinikanth Buy
    Why did Rajinikanth Buy
    An Acre of Land with
    Four Wells in each Corner..
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    .
    .
    .
    .
    Bcoz
    To Play CARROM ?:-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
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