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Latest Hindi Funny SMS:

  • Sony Ka Anda
    Ek Aadmi Raat Ko Sharab Pi Ker Ghar Wapas Aya
    Aur Soty Hi Bhagwan Ko Piyara Ho Gaya.

    Uper Ja Ker Us Ny Bhagwan Se Ek Aur Jeewan Manga.
    Bhagwan Ny Is Dafa Usay Murgi Ban Ker Wapas Bhej Diya.

    Murgi Ban Ker Us Ny Ek Anda Diya,
    Andy Ko Dekh Ker Us K Hosh Urr Gaye
    QK Anda Sony Ka Tha..

    Khushi Me Us Ny Ek Aur Anda Diya,
    Aur Jese Hi Wo Teesra Anda Dene Laga To
    Us K Sir Per Kisi Ny Joota Mara..

    Aur Jab Us Ny Aankhen Khol
    Ker Dekha To Uski Bivi Chilla rahi Thi:

    "Uth Ja Kaminay, Sharab Pi Ker
    Bister Per Tatti Kiye Ja Raha Hai.. ;-) :-D

    Hahahha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Hindi Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Dance India Dance
    Darna Hai To "Aahat" Dekho..

    Rona Hai To "Balika Vadhu Dekho..

    Nachna Hai To "Dance India Dance" Dekho..

    Aur Agar
    Hansna Hai To "Sheesha" Dekho..
    Qasam Se Hansty Hansty Tum Pagal Ho Jao Gy.. ;-)

    Hahahhaa


  By: Maha Abro   In: Hindi Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Bhagwan Ki Tabyat Kharab Hai
    Bacha Khel Ker Ghar Aya To Maa Se Pucha:
    "Maa, Kiya Bhagwan Ki Tabyat Kharab Hai?"

    Maa: Tumhen Kis Ny Kaha??

    Bacha: Bahar Log Keh Rahy Thy K
    Shehr K Bary Doctor Ko
    Bhagwan Ny Apny Pass Bula Liya Hai.. :-D


  By: Naghma Khan   In: Hindi Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Dosto ko chhod do
    Bhagwan ne Mujhse kaha:
    "Tu apne Sabhi Dosto ko chhod de to "Ferrari" dunga."
    .
    Mene Bhagwan Se Roty Huwe Kaha:
    "Hey Bhagwan..!
    Ye Dost wo hen Jinho ne Meri hr khushi hr Gham me sath diya,
    ,
    Mere Bachpan se lekr
    Aaj tk mere sath rhe,
    ,
    Kabhi Roya to apne Hatho se mere Aansu pochhe,
    ,
    Ek Glass Pani b piya to b Mere sath Share kiya,
    ,
    Meri Ek Awaz pr Dore chale aaye,
    ,
    Aur Aap kehte ho k Me
    1 FERRARI ke liye inhe chhod dun.?
    ,
    KHAIR, Koi Baat Nahi,
    ,
    Lekin FERRARI Red Color ki hi Dena.. ;-)

    Hahahha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Hindi Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Ek Pandit Ki Taang Jal Gai
    Ek Pandit Ki Taang Jal Gai Wo Doctor K Paas Gaya..

    Doctor Ny Usay Burnol Lagany K Liye Di Aur
    Sath Me Sex Ki Goliyan Bhi Likh Deen..

    Pandit: Burnol To Samajh Me Ata Hai Per
    Ye Sex Ki Goliyan Kis Liye..??

    Doctor:
    Dhoti Oonchi Rakhny K Liye.. ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Asad   In: Hindi Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Salman Khan Dialogues
    "Veer
    Jahan bhi Msg krunga 5-10 msg ek sath bhej dunga

    "Wanted"
    Ek baar jo mene "sms" KRNA shuru kr diya to
    uske baad to me apne "Balance" ki bhi nhi sochta..

    "Dabbang"
    Hum tumhare mobile me itne sms krenge ki confuse ho jaoge ki konsa padhe or konsa delete kren.

    "Ready"
    Duniya me tumhe sab se zyada msg sirf 3 log karenge: I, me, and myself..

    "Body guard"
    Mujh par ek ehsaan KRNA mere msg mujhe re-send Mat KERNA... ;-)


  By: A Chan91   In: Hindi Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • 1 Engineer Mandir me
    1 Engineer Mandir me
    Bol raha tha..
    .
    Hey Bhagwan..!
    Teri Kirpa
    Teri Daya
    Teri Shradha
    Teri Aradhna
    Teri Bhakti
    Teri Archna
    Teri Pooja
    Teri Aarti
    Teri Maya
    Teri Geeta
    Teri Vidhya
    Teri Riddhi
    Teri Siddhi
    Teri Laxmi
    Teri Karuna
    Teri Meher
    Teri Leela
    Teri Mahima..
    .
    .
    Sab Teri
    Aur..
    ...Meri Ek Bhi Nahi.?? ;-)


  By: Raheel Ahmed   In: Hindi Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Bahut Badi Seekh
    Seeta ji Ka Vanvaas Jaanne Me Bahut Badi Seekh Hai..
    .
    Wah Wah..
    .
    Seeta ji Ka Vanvaas Jaanne Me Bahut Badi Seekh Hai..
    .
    .
    Jis Ghar Me 3-3 Saas Hon To Us se Aacha Jungle Hi Theek Hai.. ;-)


  By: Raheel Ahmed   In: Hindi Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Mujhy Boht Maar Pari
    Santa: Yaar Kal Mene Rocket Chhora jo Suraj se Takra Ker Phat Gaya.

    Banta: Phir kya hua?

    Santa: Mujhy Boht Maar Pari..

    Banta: Kis Ny Mara..??

    Santa: Mere Padosi Suraj ki Mummy Ne.. ;-p ;-)

    Hahahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   In: Hindi Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Daya ki Girlfriend
    Itne saal hue Daya ki Koi Girlfriend nahi hai
    .
    .
    .
    Itne saal hue Daya ki Koi Girlfriend nahi hai
    .
    .
    ACP: Abhijeet Pata Lagao,
    Ye Daya Kahin "Gay" to nahi hai.. ;-)


  By: Husnain Nawaz   In: Hindi Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
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