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Latest Hindi Funny SMS:

  • Aakhri Sawal
    Ladke Wale:
    .
    Ji ladki to hamen pasand hai,
    .
    .
    Bas ek Aakhri sawal,
    .
    .
    .

    ."Ladki ne kabhi
    .
    .
    Asaram Bapu se ASHIRWAD to nahi liya na?"..;-p


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Vastu Rakhi
    Agar Aap Bus, Train, Plane Ya Kahin Se Bhi
    Aa Ya Jaa Rahe Hon
    Aur Kisi Mahila Ke Haath Mai Phool, Dhaga,
    Chain Ya Chamakti Hui Koi Bhi Vastu Dekhen.
    To
    Turant Wahan Se Hat Jayen.
    .
    Yeh Vastu Rakhi Ho Sakti Hai.

    Aapki Zara Si Laparwahi Apko Bhai Bana Sakti Hai..;-)


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Date pe ja raha hai
    Me to Aaj Apni Bike aise hi Wash
    kar raha tha...
    .
    .
    .
    K...
    .
    .
    .
    Daddy bole:
    Kamine Aaj phir
    Date pe ja raha hai Tu..
    .
    .
    .
    Batao yaro ab koi Bike bhi nahi
    Dho sakta kya??..:p:-D


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Sunny Loene arrived at
    Sunny Loene arrived at A
    Railway Station for a Shooting...

    Bhikhari: "Behanji 1 Rupiya dedo..."

    Sunny Loene gave him 1000 Rs.

    Secretary: "Why u gave him 1000 Rs..?"

    Sunny Loene: "Pehli baar kisine Behan kaha hai..;-)


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Chetavani
    Chetavani..

    Ab Agar Tum Logo Ka Msg
    Nahi Aaya To
    .
    .
    . .
    .
    .
    Bhagwan Wala Msg Bhej
    Dunga.
    . .
    .
    Phir Bhejte Rahna 21 Ya 51
    Logo Ko...;-p
    (",)
    <)(>
    _/\_


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Kabhi Raat main leti hun
    Kabhi Raat main leti hun,

    Kabhi Din main leti hun,

    Jab bhi jarurat pade,

    Prabhu ka Naam leti hun..;-)

    Aap Kiya Samjhay..;-p


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Gujju English Love Letter
    Gujju English Love Letter:

    Mari deer Puspa,
    U r que tea,
    luv lee,
    sack sea,
    on nest,
    a tract thief,
    cheer fool,
    soup pub &
    U r very press yes..

    Tharo lower,
    Comeless...;-)

    Hahaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Minister Ki Biwi
    Ek Minister Ki Biwi Bahut Hi Sunder
    Aur Sexy Thi.
    Ek Din Minister Ne Aisay Hi
    Patni Ko Bulaya Aur
    Pucha.

    Minister: Sach Sach Batao Tumne
    Hamare Sath Kitni Baar Bewafai Ki
    Hai.....?.
    .
    .
    Patni Kuch Soch Ke Boli: Ji Sirf 3
    Baar.

    Minister Man Hi Man Mein Khush Hua
    K Chalo Itni Khubsoorat Hone Ke
    Baad Bhi Sirf 3 Baar Hi
    Bewafai Ki, Fir Bhi Usne
    Pucha
    Minister: Kab Kab..?

    Patni: "Ek Bar Jab Aapke Dil Ka
    Operation Hua Tha To Main Shehar Ke
    Sabse Bade Dr. Ko Manane Gayi
    Thi”

    Minister: “Hmmm”

    Patni: “Agli Baar Jab Aap Jail Mein
    Band The Aur Rihayi Ke Koi Chances
    Na The
    To Judge Ke Pass Gayi Thi”

    Minister: “Aur Teesri Bar??"

    Patni Sharmate Hue:
    “Jab Aapko Sarkar
    Banani Thi Aur Aapke Paas 76 MLAs
    Kam The"...;-p ;-)

    Hahahaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
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