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Latest Hindi Funny SMS:

  • Dono Haath Kaat Do
    Sambha:
    "Sardar, Is Thakur Ka Kya
    Karna Hai ?"
    .
    Gabbar:
    "Is Saale Ke Dono Haath Kaat
    Do,
    Aur Isko Din Me 3 Baar
    Blue Film Dikhao,
    ,
    Apne Aap Tadap Tadap Kar
    Mar Jaayega ..;-p

    Hahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Daru Aur Pani
    Raju ko Daru peeta Dekh ker
    Ek American bola:

    "Pani b nhi milaya ?"

    Raju:
    Abe Angrez ki Aulad,
    Hum Indian hen,
    Itna Pani to Daru ko dekh k hi
    Muh me aa jata hai.. ;-p


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Story
    1 Bacha roz Mandir se Chappal churata tha..
    .
    Ek Din sare Chappal bech ke
    1 Mobile kharida,
    .
    Aaj wohi Bacha
    Apni Story padh Raha hai Apni Mobile Pe..;-p

    Hahahahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Parvachan
    Satsang me Baba Ramdev bole:
    Aaj ki Auraten itne Bareek Kapde pehanti hen k
    sab Nazar aata hai..

    Unki Kameez nazar aati hai,

    Unki Taange nazar aati hain,

    Unka Jism nazar aata hai,

    Khula Ang-pardarshan hota hai...
    .
    .
    Peeche se Santa ki Aawaz aayi,
    .
    "Baba G, Aap parvachan do..
    Mood mat banao
    Raat ko Need nahi aayegi..;-p

    Hahahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Agar Tum Chaho
    Tum chaho "DIL" de denge.
    "DHADKAN" chaho de denge.
    "JIGER" chaho de denge.
    "JAAN" Chaho wo bi de sakta hoon....

    Qk In Sab "FILMS" ki CD Mere Paas hai..;-p

    Hahahaha


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Kishmish
    Kunwari Kanya Ko Miss Kehte Hen,

    Uske Chumbun Ko Kiss Kehte Hen.

    Miss Ko Kiss Karna Mushkil Hen,

    Isliye Kissmiss Ke Bhav Tej Rehte Hen..;-)


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Raat aur Suhagraat
    Champa:
    Raat aur Suhagraat me kya fark hai?

    Chameli:
    Suhagraat me Hum Sirf
    Pati ke sath ho sakte hen.
    .
    Jab k Raat me aisi koi Pabandi nahi hai...;-p


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Mobile Moji
    A ji,
    O ji,
    Lo ji,
    Padho ji,
    Me hu mobile moji,

    Karta hu sMs to tum b karoji,
    1 2 ka 4,
    4 2 ka 1,

    Amul is makkhan
    &
    My friend is "Dhakkan"..;-p

    Hahahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Radha kyun fair
    Yasomti Mom se talking Nandlala,
    Radha kyun fair..
    I am kyun kala?
    .
    Boli Smiling Mayya:
    listen mere Lala,
    Wo city ki Gori
    aur Tu village ka Gwala is liye Kala..;-)


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Pati Patni Mandir Me
    Pati Patni Mandir Me..

    Pati: Tumne Kya Manga?

    Patni: Aap Aur Me Saat Janam Saath Rahen

    Patni: Aur.. Aapne

    Pati: Ye Mera Saatwa Janam Ho..;-p

    Hahahha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
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