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  • I Will Marry
    Father: You Should Marry This Girl.
    She is Kalavati, Gunwanti, and Roop mati.

    Son: I'll have to Marry My Girlfriend,
    coz She is Garbhavati...;-p


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Gaandhi Ji
    Munna Bhai: Yaar Circuir, Ye Gaandhi Ji her Note me Hansty Q Rehty hen??

    Circuit: Simple hai Bhai,
    Roen gy to Note Geela ho Jaye ga...;-p:)


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Aadat
    Hindu Husband : Shadi se pehly mere 15 larkiyon k saath

    affairs thy.

    Wife : Mujhy pata tha k jab Kundli mil gai hai to

    Aadaten bhi zarur milti hon gi....:-p


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Bhootni
    Tantrik Apnay Ek Bhagt Say :

    Beta! Tum Par Ek Bhootni Ka Sayaa Hai.


    Bhagt :

    Babaa! Main Thappar Maar Dongaa,

    Ager Meri Patni Kay BaRe

    Mein Kuch Kahaa Toh.....:-p


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Swarg
    God Ney pOOchha:

    "Kidhar jaaney ka maangta???

    Swarg ya narak???"
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    Apon bola : Narak. ..

    Maloom q???
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    Tum saala dost log udharich milega…
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    Bole to jidhar tum..

    woich apna "Swarg" hoga....:-p


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Honey Singh to uncle
    Honey Singh : Uncle! ghar hai, pesa hai, gaari hai,

    aap 2 joron me larki bhejo,

    larki hui hamari...

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    Uncle : Beta hai, gun hai,

    talwaar hai, aari

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    Dobara call keri to

    Phaar dunga Khopri tumhari....:-p


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • PakistaniyoooOO
    PakistaniyoooOO!

    PK film dekhny k baad bhi Aqal nahi aai,

    Ball per bhagwaan ki tasveer laga detay,

    India walay Shot hi nahi marty.....:-p


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Why I Hate C.I.D
    Why I Hate C.I.D :(

    An Example:
    LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

    DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?

    LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

    ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???

    LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha.

    ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho ...


  By: sanjay singh   Send To Mobile
  • Aaj se tum hi meri pooja ho
    Dulha:

    Aaj se tum hi meri pooja ho,aarti ho,archna ho..

    Dulhan: Sharmate huwe,,

    Aaj se aap b mere liye rahul ho,chetan ho,

    anand ho,sudip ho,akash ho,pardip ho.!


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Loved aur Arranged Marriage ke beech ka anter
    Birju: Arey Gajodhar, Arranged aur loved marriage me ka farak hai?
    Gajodhar: Are burbak itna bhi na pta! Dekho, Kabhi surf ka aid suna hai? Pahle istemal karo phir wiswas karo.
    Birju: Ha.
    Gajodhar: Ta ee loved marriage wahi hai. Pahle istemal karo aur phir wiswas karo.
    Birju: Arranged marriage?
    Gajodhar:Ika matlab hai, bika hua saman wapis nai hoga. Samjha?
    Birju: Thik hai ham jat hai aur papa se kahenge ki mai pahle istemal karonga,
    tab wiswas karke shaadi karoonga...:-)


  By: Aryan   Send To Mobile
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