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  • Besharmi ki Hadh
    Besharmi ki Hadh jahan khatam ho
    jati hai,
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    Wahan se Thoda aage chal kar
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    Right Side me Congress ka Office hai..;-p ;-)

    Hehehehe


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Aaj Titanic ki
    Aaj Titanic ki 95th Anniversary hai,

    Isliye Sache Premi "Jack & Rose"

    ki Yaad me Apne Mobile ko

    Pani me 2 Minute Dibokar Rakhen,

    Unki Aatma ko Shanti Milegi.. ;-p

    Hahahha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Suhag Raat ko
    Suhag Raat ko
    Pati: Aaj se Tumhari har Cheez
    Me Istemaal karunga..
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    Patni: Achha,
    Wo Plastic ka LUNd
    Aaram se lena, Bahut Bada hai.. ;-p


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Chutki Sindur k Kimat
    Dipika: Ek Chutki Sindur k Kimat Tum kya jano Swapan Babu?

    Swpn: Me jo kuch v janta hun
    is k liye Sindur ki nahi kisi aur cheez k jarurat hai.

    Dpika: Fir to Mujhe v janna padega wo cheez kya h?

    Swpn: Thik hai, Magar Tum Chillawo gi to Nahi?

    Dpika: Nahi Mujhe Acha hi Lagega.. ;-p


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Entry Fee
    One day RAVAN went to Disco..
    Aur Woh Behosh ho gaya,
    Due to Shock..!

    Why...??
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    Bcoz the "Entry Fee" was
    Rs=1500 Per Head... ;-p ;-)

    Hahahhaa


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Jis Pe Tu Try Marta Hai
    Teri Hasrat Dua Ban Kr Reh Jayegi
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    Teri Kismat Juwa Banke Reh Jayegi
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    Jis Pe Tu Try Marta Hai
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    Wo 1 Din Tere Bacho Ki
    "BUAA" Ban Kr Reh Jyegi.. ;-p

    Hahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Paaro To Devdas
    Paaro: Kiya Tum Mere liye Chand tod k la sakte ho??
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    ?

    Devdas: Phir Dharti k Chakker Kiya Tera Baap lagayega?.. ;-p

    Hahahha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Bhikari Bheek mangne
    Bhikari Bheek Mangne ke liye Masjid ke bahar betha tha..

    Sab Namazi aankh bacha kar chale gaye aur usy kuch na
    mila..

    Wo phir Church gaya..

    Phir Mandir aur phir Gurudware..

    Lekin usko kisi ne kuch na diya..

    Aakhir 1 Beer Bar ke bahar aa kar baith gaya..

    Jo bhi sharabi bahar nikalte woh
    uske katore me kuch daal dete..

    Uska katora noto se bhar gaya...

    Faqeer bola...

    "Waah re Prabhu"
    Rehte kahan ho aur address
    kahan ka dete ho.. :-p ?


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • ANY PRECAUTIONS
    Mandir k Pujari ko Loose Motion ho gaye..

    Medicine lete samay Pujari ne
    Doctor se poocha:
    "ANY PRECAUTIONS?"

    Doctor said:
    "SHANKH Zor se Mat Bajaana".. ;-)

    Hahahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Special Jokes
    Tarak Mehata Ka Oolta Chashma Special Jokes..
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    Jethalal :- Ahmedabad Ki Dhoop Se Skin Meri Jali,
    Ahmedabad Ki Dhoop Se Skin Meri Jali.
    ā€¯Mehta Saheb, Chura Ke Dil Mera Babita Chali.
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    Jethalal :- Agr meri shadi meri marji se hoti
    Wah wah ..
    Agr meri shadi meri marji se hoti
    To TAPUDA teri mummy DAYA nhi BABITA hoti.
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    Jethalal : Har Shaam Suhani Nahi Hoti,
    Har Chahat K Pichhe Kahani Nhi Hoti.

    Kuch To Asar Zarur Hoga Mahobat Me,
    Warna Gori BABITA Kale AIYER Ki Diwani Nahi hoti-?
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    Exam ke time pe nind acchi aati he
    Wah wah
    Exam ke time pe nind acchi aati he
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    Jethalal k dukan jane k time pe hi
    Babita niche kyu aati hai..;-p

    Hahhaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
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