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  • Amitabh Mere Paas Rocket Hai
    Amitabh: Mere Paas Rocket Hai,

    Shurli Hai,

    Chakri Hai,

    Murga Bumb Hai,

    Anaar Hai,

    Tumhare Paas Kya Hai?
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    Shashi Kapoor:

    Mere Paas
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    MAA...Chis Hai...:-)

    Hahahah


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • NAYA GANPATI
    PATI:
    Kaash Me GANPATI Hota,
    Tum Meri Pooja Karti, Laddu Khilaati.

    PATNI:
    Kaash Aisa Hota,
    Phir Har Saal Visarjan Ke Baad
    Me NAYA GANPATI Laati...;-p :-)

    Hahahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Hunar Ki Qasam
    Mandir se Roz nai Chappal Pahen k aate ho,

    Muft ka Prasad bhi Jaib Bhar kar Laate ho,

    Aapko Aap k Huner ki Qasam, Batao

    Mera SMS kitno ko Bhej kar Naam Kamaate Ho..;-)

    Hahahha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Yash Raj Film
    Yash Raj ki Wife ki Delivery k Waqt
    Wife ny pucha: Baby ka Name kya hoga?

    Yash Raj says: DHOOM
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    After Few Minutes He Saw
    Many Children His Wife has &
    He ask Doctor:
    "Ye sab kiya hai?"

    Doctor:
    Sir Ye DHOOM 1,
    Aur YE DHOOM 2,
    YE 3 ,4,5,6,7,8,9,10
    DHOOM again ,again ,again, and again...;-p

    Hahahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Baar Pappu Naddi me
    Ek Baar Pappu Naddi me nahane
    gaya...
    ..
    Achanak se Wo doobne laga...
    ..
    Tabhi use Ganesh ji dikhe...
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    Pappu: Ganeshji plz Mujhe bacha
    lijiye..
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    Ganesh ji apni Dhun me the
    Aur jordar Naachne lage...
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    Pappu: Ganesh ji Me Doob raha
    hoon aur
    Aap ho k Naach rahe ho..?
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    Ganesh ji: To Tu v to
    Ganesh chaturthi par
    naach raha tha Mere Doobne par...
    So Badla Pura..
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    Dhinka chika, Dhinka chika...:-)


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • PRAYER OF MODERN GIRL
    PRAYER OF MODERN GIRL..

    Raghupati raghav
    raja ram
    aisa var dena Bhagwan,
    subah ko uthke jo
    chai banaye,
    chai bana kar
    mujhe uthayephir kahe ise peeomeri jaan
    aisa var dena
    Bhagwan !
    Dopahr ko jab wo
    break mein aaye,
    aake jaldi se lunch
    banaye, phir kahe ise chakho
    meri
    jaan
    aisa war dena
    Bhagwan !
    Sham ko jab wo
    office se aaye, sare din ki
    kamaai
    pakdaaye,
    phir kahe ise udao meri
    jaan
    aisa war dena
    Bhagwan...:-)


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • CID Officer DAYA Darwaza Torr Raha Tha
    Ek Baar CID Officer DAYA Darwaza Torr Raha Tha,,

    Magar Zindgi Me Pehli Baar
    Us Se Darwaza Nahi Toota..

    Kaafi Dair Tak Koshish K Bawajud Bhi
    Jab Darwaza Nahi Toota To
    Andar Se Ek Awaaz Aai:
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    Aye "Rajnikant" Nu Ghar Chhe...;-)

    Hahhahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • New Question in School Books
    New Question in School Books:
    Who invented the English Vowels

    (A,E,I,O,U).??
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    Ans: Tusshar Kapoor in Film Golmaal...;-p


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Agla Janam
    Jailer: Phaasi se pehle kis se Miloge?

    Santa: Biwi Se

    Jailer: Maa-Baap se nahi

    Santa: Maa-Baap to Agla Janam lete hi Mil jyenge,
    Biwi ke liye Sala Phir 25 Saal Wait karna Padega...;-p


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • 1 Sachhi Ghatna
    Everyone Must Read
    1 Sachhi Ghatna :-(

    Jise Soch Kar Insan Ki Rooh Tak Kaanp Jaayegi
    Magar Zalimo K Hath Tak Nahi Kaanpe

    Dehradun Me 17 Saal Ki Masoom Ladki,
    Jisne Abhi 12th Pass Kiya Tha
    Aur Abhi Jo Din Uske Enjoy Karne K The
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    Uske Sage Baap Or Bhai Ne Behla Phusla Kr
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    Us se Engineering Ka Form Bharwa Diya..;-)


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
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