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Latest Happy Marriage SMS:

  • After Marriage
    Girl Friend: Chand Kahan Hy??

    Boy Friend: Chand 2 Han, Ek Tum or Ek Upar.

    After Marriage...

    Wife: Chand kahan hy??

    Husband: Andhi hy kiya?
    Wo Upar kya Tera Baap CFL light le k Bhaita hy?..:-0


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Shadiyaat
    FOJI:
    Sary Dushman Hum se Darty hen Aur Hum Bivi se.

    MOCHI:
    Me Jutiyon ki Marammat kerta hun aur Bivi Meri.

    TEACHER:
    Me School me Lecture deta hun aur Ghar me Bivi se Sunta hun.

    OFFICER:
    Me Office me Boss hun aur Ghar me Noker.

    JUDGE:
    Me Court me Faisly sunata hun aur Ghar me Khud Insaf ka Talabgar hun.

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    MORAL:
    Kunware raho, Khush raho.
    No Wife, Easy Life.

    Note:
    Jo Shadi ker Chuke hen Wo Sabar Karen,
    Jin ki Nahi hui Wo Shuker Karen...;-p:)


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Shadi ki Baat
    Boy: Mamu Me Ek Larki se Bohat Piyar kerta hun.

    Mamu: To Uske Baap ko
    Coffee Pilany le ja aur
    Shadi ki Baat ker de.

    Boy: Chalye Mamu Coffee Peety Hen..;-p


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Tamanna Meri
    Mana k Is Saal Bhi nahi ho sakti Shadi meri,,

    Phir bhi Lab pe Aati hai Dua ban k Tamanna Meri


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Muskuraen
    Muskuraiyye..:-)

    Qabal Is k

    K Aap ki

    SHADI Ho Jaye...;-p:D


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Shadi
    Hello dosto plz shadi mat krwao.

    Nahi to

















    Halat kuttey jaise ho jaye ge.


  By: Shahzad   Send To Mobile
  • Story
    Ek Chira Tha,

    Ek Chiri Thi,

    Dono ki Shadi ho gai,

    Aur

    Dono Chirchiray ho gaye...;-p:-)


  By: Rabia Naz   Send To Mobile
  • What Is Marriage
    Daughter: What Is Marriage?

    Mom: Marriage is Just a Fancy Word from Adopting an Overgrown Male Child
    Who Cannot be Handled by His Parents Anymore...:-p:-)


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Mureed
    Masjid me Do Buzurg Bethy thy..

    1st Buzurg: Aap Kis k Mureed hen??

    2nd Buzurg: Me Apny Peer-o-Murshid ka Naam aisy nahi le sakta,
    Pehly Wuzu kerun ga, Phir Btaun ga.

    Masjid me Mojud sab log Intezar kerny lagy..

    Buzurg ny Pehly Wuzu kiya, Phir 2 Rakaat Namaz Parh ker Dua Mangi,
    Phir Itna Roye k Daman Geela Ho gaya,
    Phir Intehai Aqeedat aur Ehtiram se Boly:

    "Me Apni Bivi Ka Mureed Hun"

    Masjid Me Sab Log Ek Zaban ho ker Boly:

    "MaShaAllah, Aap to Apny hi Peer Bhai Niklay"...;-p:-D


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Engagement
    Ek Larky ki Engagement ek bohat Khubsoorat Larki se Fix hui,

    Wo Dono Din Raat Sms per Baat kerty rehty thy,

    Unki Shadi ho gai,

    Larka Larki ka Ghoonghat Utha ker Bola:
    "Tum Waqai bohat Khubsoorat ho, Tumhen kiya Gift kerun?"

    Larki Sharma ker Boli:
    "Adlay Hafty Lawal Pindee Itlamabad Talen?
    Thoob Dhoomen De"

    Moral:
    Kam se Kam Ek Call to ker lena Chahiye thi.
    Msg, Msg, Msg..
    Dekh lo Msg ka Natija?
    Ab Jao "Itlamabad"..:-p

    Hahaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
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