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Latest Family SMS-Jokes:

  • Bhoot
    Purany Gaany Suno To Begam Kehti Hai K

    "Kis Ki Yaad Aa Rahi Hai?"

    Aur Naye Gaany Suno To Kehti Hai,

    "Bari Jawani Charh Rahi Hai Tumhara Bhoot Utarna Pary Ga."

    Batao Ab Banda Gaany Bhi Na Suny.. :-( :-)


  By: Husnain Nawaz   In: Family SMS-Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Sharifon Wali Herkaten
    Jis Se Shadi Kerni Ho

    Usay Kabhi Apni ID Me Add Nahi Kerna Chahiye..

    Warna Aap Ko Bhi Apni Herkaten Sharifon Wali Kerni Paren Gi.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Maha Abro   In: Family SMS-Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Make up
    Aurat Make-up Ker K Aisa Mard Talash Kerti Hai Jo

    Us Ki Rooh Se Piyar Kary..

    Magar Jab Make-up Utarta Hai To,

    Bechary Mard Ki Hi Rooh Perwaz Ker Jati Hai.. :-D


  By: Husnain Nawaz   In: Family SMS-Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Dusri ID
    BIWI: Uth Jao Shona Subha Ho Gai Hai.

    SHOHAR: Aankh Hi Nahi Khul Rahi Hai Kuch Aisa Kaho K
    Aankh Khul Jaye.

    BIWI: Raat Bhar Jis Maa Se Baten Ker Rahy The
    Wo Meri Hi Doosri I-D Hai.
    O Teriiii..
    Khul Gai Aankh


  By: Naghma Khan   In: Family SMS-Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Sugar Control
    Shoher: Begam Chai Pheeki Banana Doctor Ny Cheeni Mana Ki Hai.

    Begam: Me Alag Alag Chai Nahi Banaungi.

    Aap Laddu Kha K Chai Pi Lena Pheeki Lagy Gi.. :-D


  By: Maha Abro   In: Family SMS-Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Network
    Hamary Bachpan Me 3G, 4G Nahi Hoty Thy,

    Sirf Abba G Aur Ustad G Hoty Thy,

    Ek Hi Thappar Me "Network" Sahi Aa Jata Tha.. :-D

    hahahhaha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Family SMS-Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Arrange Marriage
    Me Ny Ye Soch Ker Arrange Marriage
    Se Inkar Ker Diya K
    Baad Me Mere Bachy Mujh Per Hansy Gy K
    Hamary Papa Se To Ek Larki Bhi "SET" Na Ho Saki.. :-D

    Hhahhaha


  By: Haya Ali   In: Family SMS-Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Shak
    Shoher Ny Bivi Ka Shak Door
    Kerny K Liye Darhi Rakh Li
    Aur 5 Waqt Ki Namaz Parhny Laga
    To Bivi Boli:
    ..
    "Kamina Ab Hooron K Chakkar Me Par Gaya Hai.." :-D

    Hahaha


  By: Maha Abro   In: Family SMS-Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Biviyaat
    Jab Se Begum Ne Mujhe Murgha Bana Rakha Hai,

    Me ne Nazron ki Tarha Sir Bhi Jhuka Rakha Hai..

    Bartano Aaj Mere Sir pe Barasty Q Ho??

    Me ne Dho-Dha K Tumhen Kitna Saja Rakha Hai..

    Roz Leti he Talashi Wo Police ki Manind,

    Puchti Hai Kahan Paison ko Chupa Rakha Hai..

    Wohi Duniya Me Muqaddar Ka Sikandar Thehra,

    Jis Ny Bivi Se Apni Jaan Ko Bacha Rakha Hai..


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Family SMS-Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Election
    Pappu: Mummy Kya Is Dafa Papa Election me Kharay Ho Rahy Hen.?

    Mummy: Wo Mere Samne to Kharay Ho Nahi Sakte,
    Election me Kiya Kharay Honge.. :-D
    Hahhaha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Family SMS-Jokes  Send To Mobile
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