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Latest Family SMS-Jokes:

  • BV sharabi shohr ko theek kerne k liye K
    BV sharabi shohr ko theek kerne k liye Kala Libas Pehan kr khari ho gai
    Shohar Jhomty howy
    Kon ho tum ?
    BV:churail
    Shrabi:
    Hath mila main teri Behan ka Shohr:


  •   By: SAYYAM
  • 3 bacho ki ma ne 3 bacho k baap se shadi
    3 bacho ki ma ne 3 bacho k baap se shadi karli,

    hasti khelti jindgi ki barbadi karli.

    Din ache ho gaye 3 aur bache ho gaye,

    ek din office ki ghanti khadki.

    Aage se patni bhadki,

    "aap vaha bethe kalam ghasit rahe hain

    aur yahan aap k bache aur mere bache milke

    hamare bacho ko peet rahe hain!"


  •   By: PAGALPANTI
  • Mama: Beta khaana Khaogay? Beta: Nhi
    Mama: Beta khaana Khaogay?

    Beta: Nhi

    Mama: Acha Mithae khaogay?

    Beta: Nhi

    Mama: Acha Icecream?

    Beta: Nhi

    Mama: Chocolate?

    Beta: Nhi naaaaa

    Mama: Baap pe gaya hai THAPPAR hee khayga......


  •   By: PAGALPANTI
  • GOLU Gifted A Card To His Father On His
    GOLU Gifted A Card To His Father On His BirthDay With Quote On It
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    "Phool To Bohat Hain Par Gulaab Jaisa Koi Nahi

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    Mere Baap to Bohat Hain Par Aap Jaisa Koi Nahi "...:)


  •   By: PAGALPANTI
  • A Kid Gets 0 Marks In Pape Father Ang
    A Kid Gets 0 Marks In Pape

    Father Angrily Asks: What Is This......?

    Kid Replies: Star Khattam Ho Gaye Thay To Teacher Ne Planet Dene Shroo Ker Diye.....:)


  •   By: PAGALPANTI
  • Shehri bacha: Papa aj boht garmi he Pa
    Shehri bacha:
    Papa aj boht garmi he
    Papa:
    Hum aj hi A/C lagwa len ge

    Paindo bacha
    Abba aj kini garmi ey
    Abba:
    ja kanjra tind karwa k aa tenon hosh avay:-p


  •   By: SAYYAM
  • Aik bachcha apni mummy se: papa ne mujha
    Aik bachcha apni mummy se: papa ne mujhay kiss nahi ki.Mummy : beta aap nay TABLE nahi sunaya hoga.Bachcha: tou kya nokrani nay sunaya tha?


  •   By: PAGALPANTI
  • Man 2 hotel manager" jaldi chalo,meri bi
    Man 2 hotel manager" jaldi chalo,meri biwi khirki se kood kar jaan dena chahti hai. Manager" so sir what can i do ? Man" khirki nahi khul rahi hai


  •   By: PAGALPANTI
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