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  • Dedicated To All Engineering Students
    Dedicated To All Engineering Students
    ............
    just imagine

    u r alone
    in
    a
    dense forest
    its
    night
    a fearful
    wind
    blows
    and
    u
    find
    a ghostly
    old
    building
    there of
    15 feet
    tall with
    fearful heart u
    approach near the building
    suddenly a
    dead body
    falls
    on u
    and
    a great light fills
    on the building
    then
    ;
    ;
    ;
    ;
    ;
    ;
    ;
    draw the 1,front view
    2.top view
    3.side view of the building
    and also discuss the parabolic path covered
    by the dead body. :-)


  •   By: sai kishore
  • The awkward moment when ;)when your
    The awkward moment when ;)

    when your friend is arguing with their
    parents &

    their parents turns towards you
    and asks

    "Do you ever talk to your parents like this?" XD
    lolz


  •   By: fayaz
  • Dedicated To all Girls :)Never care
    Dedicated To all Girls :)

    Never care about what other people think of you because you will be perfect to someone :)

    Stop worrying about your eyeliner, hair, dress etc

    Bcz One day you'll find a Man that won't care about them all
    &
    only look at your heart:)


  •   By: fayaz
  • An Airline Introduced A Special Package
    An Airline Introduced
    A Special Package For Business Men.
    Buy Ur Ticket Get Ur Wife's Ticket Free

    After Great Success,
    The Company Sent Letters To All The Wives
    Asking How Was The Trip.
    All Of Them Gave A Same Reply...

    "Which Trip ?"


  •   By: fayaz
  • A Guy Sitting Wid His Girlfriend, Drink
    A Guy Sitting Wid His Girlfriend,
    Drinking Beer Says,"I Love U"

    Gf Says:"Is It U Or The Beer Talking?"

    Boy Replies: "Its Me, Talking To My Beer, U Shut Up" =D


  •   By: AsiM
  • *._.* If GOD Asks Wht Do You Want?
    *._.*

    If GOD Asks Wht Do You Want?

    Million Dollars Or A True Frnd?

    I'll Choose....







    Million Dollars,



    50 , 50 Kur Lye Gyn Smjha Kuro Na Yaar.

    *._.*


  •   By: Abdul Manan
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