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Latest English Funny SMS:

  • Yaari
    Haalat Jo Hamari Hai Tumhari To Nahi Hai ????


    Agar....Aisa.... Hai.... To Yeh Koi Yaari To Nahi Hai @@


    :~(


  By: Shahzaib Arex   In: English Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Better Flirt
    Love is a Bird' If You hold Tightly, it Dies.

    If you Hold Lightly, It Flies.

    But If You Hold it Nicely, It Shits in your hand.

    Chhheeee..

    So..

    Forgot Love And

    Better Flirt.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Haya Ali   In: English Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Punctuality
    A British Asked A Question To Memon Company Owner.
    How Do You Motivate Your Employees To Be So Punctual?

    He Smiled And Replied:
    "Its Simple; I Have 30 Employees And 29 Parking Spaces And
    .
    'One Is pAID pARKING'.. :-D


  By: Haya Ali   In: English Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • NOT YOU AGAIN
    My Fridge Just Groaned,

    Rolled Their Eyes,

    And Hissed At Me:

    "NOT YOU AGAIN" :-D

    Quarantine Days..

    Hhahaha


  By: Haya Ali   In: English Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • COVID19
    Wife Was Checking Her Husbands Phone

    And Saw A Contact Named COVID19 And

    She Called The Number

    And Her Own Phone Rang.

    Husband Is Now In Isolation.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Maha Abro   In: English Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Worning
    Eat with butter
    -
    Cut with cutter
    -
    If you forget me
    -
    You will deffinitely
    -
    Fall in gutter :-D


  By: Varisha Khan   In: English Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • ImagiNation
    2 Singles On Chat..

    1st: Do You Have A Girlfriend??

    2nd: Yeh Dude..

    1st: Wow, Where Is She From??

    2nd: From Different Nations..

    1st: Which Nation??

    2nd: Only My "ImagiNation". :-D

    Hhahhaha


  By: Naghma Khan   In: English Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • ishan
    Ab tughe chahiye raat main sone se pehly

    Ishan parhly apni zindagi khone se pehiy

    Paye ga sukoon tu Allah k zikar main

    Mily ga karar tere dil ko isi fikar main


  By: Maha Abro   In: English Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Ghair Zaruri Tanqeed
    Ghair Zaruri "Tanqeed" Wo Talwar Hai,

    Jo Sab Se Pehly

    Khubsurat Rishton Ka

    Sir Qalam Kerti Hai..!

    Jumma Mubarahrr... !


  By: Maha Abro   In: English Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Baran
    Yaow da Meeny judai she bal ghamuna sarre wajne

    Be da Yara che warege Baranona sarre wajne.


  By: Khan   In: English Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
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