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A collection of english funny sms text messages, jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great funny mobile english funny sms. You can also submit english funny sms here.

Latest English Funny SMS:

  • A man walks into a Bar
    A man walks into a Bar and orders a shot of Whiskey
    then looks into his pocket.
    He does this over and over again.

    Finally, the bartender asks:
    "Why you order a shot of whiskey and
    afterwards look into his pocket.

    The man responded:
    "I have a picture of my wife in there
    and when she starts to look good
    then i'll go home".. ;-)

  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Don't be
    .* Don't be s0 Pr0fessional & Busy that u f0rget urself & ur friends
    in the end
    U w0uld be like
    Wh0 b0iled
    his watch
    in place of egg

    Albert Einstein
    wh0 in his life
    didn't c0mb his hairs
    L0uis Pasteur
    wh0 even f0rg0t
    t0 reach in his
    0wn wedding.

    Dedicated t0
    all my hardw0rking
    & busy Friends...!

  By: Adnan Shalmani   Send To Mobile
  • Girls are over Imaginative
    Girls are over Imaginative..

    A Boy sends a text..

    Boy: Hey

    Girl (to herself):
    OMG..he just textd me..
    I wonder what he wants..
    maybe he just wants to talk..
    or maybe he's mad at me,
    but all he said was hey..
    I should just answer him, dont want to keep him waiting..
    well maybe I'll wait another 3 minutes so he thinks I m busy..
    no, that's too obvious.
    Could this mean he's into me? Or is
    he just bored? Either way is fine,
    I mean I don't care if he likes me
    back. Who said that I even liked him?
    huh.. I'm gonna text back now.
    Should I reply hi or hey. Hey with 3 y's?
    No that's stupid. 2 y's work.
    He wont know if I did it on purpose or if it was accidental.
    Ok! I got this. Breathe in, breathe out.

    Girl: Heyy !!!

    Boy: plz mark my attendance at college.. ;-)

  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Little red riding hood
    Little red riding hood didn't listen to her mother.
    Jasmine ws in a live in relationship wid Alladin.
    Snow White alone lived wid seven men.
    Pinnochio was a liar.
    Robin Hood ws a thief.
    Tarzan walked without clothes on.
    A stranger kissed sleeping beauty n she married him.
    Cindrella lied, sneaking out at night to attend a party.
    These are the stories our parents
    raised us wid n den they complain
    our generation is spoiled.. ;-)

  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Cows have Bells
    Why do Cows have Bells Hung on their Neck..
    Bcoz There HORNS don't Work.. ;-)

  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • A Scooty Girl overtook
    A Scooty Girl overtook A Biker Boy..

    Boy shouted: Hey, Buffalo...

    Girl replied (looking behind):
    "You Buffalo, Donkey, Monkey,

    Suddenly she got Accident,
    bcz she crashed wid Buffalo..

    Girls can Never Understand
    the feeling of Boys,,,
    Their Attitude is their Biggest Enemy.. ;-)

  By: Asad   Send To Mobile
  • Changed My Mind
    Wife: I Have Changed My Mind..
    Husband: Thank God !
    Does The New One Work Now??.. ;-p


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Best Time to
    When everyone has left you
    & No one is around you
    & You are Standing alone
    in some corner of this world...
    Always Remember 1 Thing...
    It's the Best Time to...
    Adjust Your UNDERWEAR.. ;-p ;-)


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Dad How Was I Born
    Little Boy: Dad How Was I Born?
    Dad: Well, Son
    Ur Mom & I Got Together at"Yahoo".
    We Set up A Date Via E-Mail
    & Met In Cyber Cafe.
    Ur Mom Agreed To "Download Data"
    From My "Pen Drive".
    Just When I Was About to "Transfer",
    We Realized That Non Of Us Had
    "Installed" A "Firewall".
    It Was Too Late To Hit "Delete.."
    Nine Months Later
    A "Pop-up Window" Appeared
    Saying "You Have Got A Male".. ;-p ;-)


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Exams are Here
    Exams are Here,
    At the paper we Stare the Answer are no where,
    Which Makes us Pull our hair..
    The Teachrs Glare, And Grades are Below fair,
    But just like the Past 16 Years,
    WE DON'T CARE ;-p

  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
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