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A collection of english funny sms text messages, jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great funny mobile english funny sms. You can also submit english funny sms here.

Latest English Funny SMS:

  • A Weighting Machine
    Wife Hints to Husband for A New Car

    Saying,

    "Dear, Buy me Something that
    goes 0 to 80 in 3 Seconds when I Am On It"
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    Husband Gifted Her



    A Weighting Machine.. :-)

    Hhahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   In: English Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Maths Book
    Q: Why Was The Math's Book Sad.??
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    Answer:
    Because It Has Too Many Problems.. :-D

    Hhahahha


  By: Haya Ali   In: English Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Women Fully Covered
    The Only Man In This World,
    Who Likes A Women Fully Covered Is..
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    LIFE INSURANCE AGENT.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Raheel Ahmed   In: English Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • A kela
    What does the only banana say
    I am Akela lolzzzzzzz


  By: Sheri Ahmed   In: English Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Feelings
    70 year Old Man asked His Wife..
    "Do you Feel Sad when U See me Running behind Young Girls?
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    Wife: No not at all,
    Even dogs chase cars but they can't drive it.. :-D

    Hahhahaha


  By: Haya Ali   In: English Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Updated Status
    Once A Guy Updated His Status:
    I am Gonna Sleep Shirtless Tonight"
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    After 15 Minutes..
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    21 Mosquitos Liked His Status.. :-D

    Hahahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: English Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Fresh Air
    Mom Of The Millenium:

    A Girl Tells Her Mom:
    "I Want Some Fresh Air,
    Can I Go 4 a Walk.?"
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    Mom:
    "Alright, But Ask Ur Fresh Air To Leave U Home By 9 PM" :-)

    Hhahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: English Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Makeup Early Morning
    A Wife Doing Her Makeup Early Morning
    Straight Out From Bed..

    Husband: Are U Crazy.??

    Wife: Just Shut Up.
    I Need To Unlock My Phone.
    Its On Face Recognition Feature
    And
    It Is Not Recognizing Me.. :-(

    Husband: :-D :-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: English Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • HAPPY BIRTHDAY
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U TUM JEO HAZARON SAAL SAAL K DIN HO

    50,00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000





    GINTE GINTE NEXT BIRTHDAY AJAEGA :D


  By: Adeel   In: English Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • What Is Wife
    If Husband Is The Head Of The Family,

    Then What Is Wife??
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    Wife Is The Neck Of The Family

    Which Can Turn The Head Anywhere. :-D

    Hahahha


  By: Sumaira Malik   In: English Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
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