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Latest English Funny SMS:

  • How to Screw People
    A Guy asked a girl in a library,
    Do you mind if I sit beside you?
    .
    The girl answered with a loud voice,
    I DO NOT WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT
    WITH YOUUU!!!!!
    .
    All of the students in the library
    started staring at the guy.
    He was very embarrassed.
    .
    After a couple of minutes,
    the girl walked quietly to the
    guy's table and told him,
    I study psychology and I know
    what a man is thinking.
    Let me guess,
    you were embarrassed, huh!
    .
    .
    The guy responded with a loud voice,
    "200 DOLLARS FOR ONE NIGHT!
    THAT'S TOO MUCH!"
    .
    And all the people in the library
    looked at the girl in shock.
    .
    The guy leaned over and whispered,
    I study
    Mechanical engineering,
    and I know How to Screw People..;-p

    Hahhaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • True Fact
    .* Funny But True Fact .*
    .
    .
    Relationship between Lovers in Today's age:-
    .
    .
    .
    .
    You can Touch Each other.
    .
    But

    .
    You cannot Touch Each Other's Mobile..!!


  By: Adnan Shalmani   Send To Mobile
  • Twin Sisters
    "A Question Asked In A Talent Test "

    If U R Married To One Of The Twin Sisters,
    ,
    How Would You Recognize Your Wife ?
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    The Answer Came:
    "Why Should I"....;-)

    Hahahaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • An Idiot
    A Person in Toilet hears 4m adjacent toilet
    & quot Hi, hw r u.."

    He feels embarassed but says..
    & quot "do in just fine.."

    & quot "So what r u up to.."
    & quot "well, jst sitting like you.."

    & quot "Can i come over.."
    & quot "No, no I'm kinda busy now."

    & quot "Listen, I'll call u back.
    There is an idiot in other toilet
    who is answring my questions."...;-p


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Internet Connection
    Early to Bed and Early to Rise proves that,
    ,
    ,
    ,
    The Person has no Internet Connection...;-p

    Hahhaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Annual Checkup
    70 year old goes for annual check up.
    Doc says "I know it seems ridiculous but
    I need a sperm count.
    Take this jar and come back next week
    with a sample" The following week the
    guy is back apologizing for not having the sample.
    He says "I tried it with my right hand
    and with my left hand, My wife tried
    it with her teeth in and with her teeth out
    but we cannot get the lid off the jar"..;-)


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Unity
    The Importance Of ‘Unity‘
    Explained At It’s Best:

    What Did One Leg Of
    A Woman Tell The Other:

    "United We Are Saved,
    Divided We Are F@@@ked"..;-)


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Alarm Off
    Ittehaas Gawah Hai K


    Alarm Off

    Kerny K Baad
    Jo Neend Aati Hai,

    Wo Neend Raat Me Bhi Nahi Aati...;-p

    GooD MorninG
    Have A Nice Day


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Guys
    .* Guys I am so happy and proud of myself and I thought I should share this with you!!!
    .
    .
    .
    Today I saw myself on TV,
    ,
    ,
    ,
    when I switched it off :D


  By: Adnan Shalmani   Send To Mobile
  • Mohabbat Meri
    Mohabbat Meri
    Jiyo Itna K Marna Mushkil Ho Jaye,
    Haso Itna K Rona Mushkil Ho Jaye,
    Kisiki Chahana Achhi Baat Hai,
    Magar Na Chaho Itna K Bhulana Muskil Ho Jaye.

    Sukun Mil Gaya Badnam Hokar,
    Har Ilzam Pe Bezubaan Hokar,

    Log Padh Lenge Aapko Ankho Me Mohabbat Meri,
    Chahe Aap Inkar Kar Do Aanjaan Hokar..

    Muskarana Tha Muskura Na Sake,
    Geet Khusiyon Ka Gaa Na Sake,
    Gair To Kabhi Aapne Nahi Bante,
    Hum To Aapno Ko Bhi Aapna Bana Na Sake..!


  By: junaid   Send To Mobile
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