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A collection of english funny sms text messages, jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great funny mobile english funny sms. You can also submit english funny sms here.

Latest English Funny SMS:

  • Dad How Was I Born
    Little Boy: Dad How Was I Born?
    .
    Dad: Well, Son
    Ur Mom & I Got Together at"Yahoo".
    We Set up A Date Via E-Mail
    & Met In Cyber Cafe.
    Ur Mom Agreed To "Download Data"
    From My "Pen Drive".
    Just When I Was About to "Transfer",
    We Realized That Non Of Us Had
    "Installed" A "Firewall".
    It Was Too Late To Hit "Delete.."
    Nine Months Later
    A "Pop-up Window" Appeared
    Saying "You Have Got A Male".. ;-p ;-)

    Hahhahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Exams are Here
    Exams are Here,
    At the paper we Stare the Answer are no where,
    Which Makes us Pull our hair..
    The Teachrs Glare, And Grades are Below fair,
    But just like the Past 16 Years,
    .
    WE DON'T CARE ;-p


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Funny Kids Video Kids at Zoo Compilation
    Teacher says to Student:
    In Algebra A=B & B=C.
    It means A=C...
    Now give relevant example...
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    Student:
    Sir, I love you & You love your Daughter,
    It means that I love your daughter.. ;-)



  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Best Line By A Cockroach
    Best Line By A Cockroach To A Young Guy:
    .
    "I Can Make Your Girlfriend Scream,
    More Louder Than You Can".. ;-p ;-)


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • If we get married
    Girl: If we get married, you must stop smoking.
    Boy: Ok.

    Girl: Drinking too.
    Boy: Ok.

    Girl: Going to night clubs too.
    Boy: Ok.

    Girl: and watching Cricket with your friends too.
    Boy: Ok. !!

    Girl: What else can you leave?
    Boy: The idea of marrying you. ;-p


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • A Man's Feelings
    A Man's Feelings..
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    I feel like a "Mini Heart Attack"
    when I don't find My Mobile in My Pocket..
    &
    I almost Feel like "Heart Fail"
    when I See it In My Girlfriend's Hand..:-D

    Hahahhaa


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Baby Are You Jealous
    Boy Friend Asked Her Girl Friend.

    Boy Friend: “Baby Are You Jealous?”

    Girl Friend: “No”

    Boy Friend: “Baby Are You Jealous?”

    Girl Friend: “I Say No”

    Boy Friend: “Baby Are You Seriously Jealous?”

    Girl Friend: “I Already Told You, No”

    Boy Friend: “Baby Can I Get A Kiss?”

    Girl Friend : “Go Get A Kiss From That Ugly Girl
    That Liked Your Status On Facebook".. ;-p


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Marketing lessons
    Marketing lessons..:

    You Propose a Girl:
    "Directing Marketing.."

    You Propose on Phone:
    "Tele Marketing.."

    Girl Slaps you after Proposal:
    "Customer Feedback".. ;-)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • How to Screw People
    A Guy asked a girl in a library,
    Do you mind if I sit beside you?
    .
    The girl answered with a loud voice,
    I DO NOT WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT
    WITH YOUUU!!!!!
    .
    All of the students in the library
    started staring at the guy.
    He was very embarrassed.
    .
    After a couple of minutes,
    the girl walked quietly to the
    guy's table and told him,
    I study psychology and I know
    what a man is thinking.
    Let me guess,
    you were embarrassed, huh!
    .
    .
    The guy responded with a loud voice,
    "200 DOLLARS FOR ONE NIGHT!
    THAT'S TOO MUCH!"
    .
    And all the people in the library
    looked at the girl in shock.
    .
    The guy leaned over and whispered,
    I study
    Mechanical engineering,
    and I know How to Screw People..;-p

    Hahhaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • True Fact
    .* Funny But True Fact .*
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    Relationship between Lovers in Today's age:-
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    You can Touch Each other.
    .
    But

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    You cannot Touch Each Other's Mobile..!!


  By: Adnan Shalmani   Send To Mobile
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