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A collection of english funny sms text messages, jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great funny mobile english funny sms. You can also submit english funny sms here.

Latest English Funny SMS:

  • I will kill you
    Husband: Why are the Defective Condoms lying on the Sofa.??

    Wife: What..???

    Wife goes to find them and comes back angrily saying:
    ‘I will kill you,
    If U don't Stop Calling Our Children "Defective Condoms"...;-p

  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Hi Darling
    Girl Sitting on a Park Bench.

    Funny Beggar: Hi Darling.

    She angrily: How dare U call me as darling.?

    Beggar: Then what r U Doing on My Bed?...:-)

  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • A Couple was Having Dinner
    A Couple was Having Dinner at a Fancy Restaurant.

    As the food was served the Husband said:
    The food looks Delicious, let’s Eat.

    Wife: Honey.!
    You say Prayer before Eating at Home.

    Husband: That’s at Home sweetheart!
    Here the Chef knows how to Cook..;-p

  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Winning Essay Is
    Write an Essay which Contains Factors;
    Religion, sex and Mystery.

    Winning Essay Is..!
    "Oh My God, I am Pregnant,
    I wonder who did it"...;-p

  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Group Therapy With Young Mothers
    A Psychiatrist was Conducting
    a Group Therapy with four Young Mothers.

    The doctor observed: “You all have obsessions”

    To the 1st Mother, He said:
    “You are obsessed with eating.
    You’ve even named your daughter ’Candy’.”

    He looks to the 2nd Mother saying,
    “Your obsession is with Money.
    Again, It Manifests itself in your child’s name, Penny.”

    He looks to the 3rd Mother and says:
    “Your obsession is Alcohol.
    This Manifests itself in your child’s name, Brandy.”

    At This Point,
    The 4th Mother Gets up,
    Takes her Little Boy by the hand
    and says to Him:
    “Come on, Dick, We’re leaving”...;-p:)

  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Different Position
    Wife: Shall We Try Different Position Tonight?

    Husband: “Excellent idea!”

    Wife: OK
    YOU Stand at Sink and Wash Dishes
    I Will Lie On Sofa And Watch TV..;-p


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Rajnikanth Poked
    Facebook Founder Mark Zukerberg Hospitalized
    with Serious Injury..
    How ??
    Bcoz Rajnikanth Poked Him on Facebook..;-)

  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Good News
    A Man received d phone
    from Emergency Room of Hospital

    Doctor: Your wife was in a fatal car
    accident & I've bad n good news.

    The bad news is,
    She has lost both arms n legs n
    will b on a respirator d rest of her life.

    Man: Oh my God, whats the good

    Doctor: I'm kidding,
    She is Dead...;-p

  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • 500CC Bike
    One Man was having 350cc Bullet Bike.
    He was not able to Talk to his Girlfriend
    while Riding on it because of the Noise Generated by it.

    Being fed up,
    He Sold his Bullet Bike and Bought a 100cc Bike.

    He soon Got Married to the Same Girlfriend.
    And after a passage of 1 year,
    He Bought a 500cc Bullet...:-p:D


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Husband's Hair
    Lady 1: I suppose you carry a memento of some sort in that locket of yours?

    Lady 2: Yes, it is a lock of my husband's hair.

    Lady 1: But your husband is still alive?

    Lady 2: Yes, but his hair are gone..:-)

  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
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