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A collection of english funny sms text messages, jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great funny mobile english funny sms. You can also submit english funny sms here.

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  • Doctor to Lady
    Doctor to Lady: You r Looking so Weak and Exhausted!

    Are You Properly taking 3 Meals a Day as I had Advised?

    Lady: Oh My God! I Heard 3 "Males" Per Day...;-p


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • When a girl becomes 18
    When An Apple Becomes Red,,
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    It is Ready to Eat,

    When a girl becomes 18
    She is Ready to,,
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    VOTE..:-p


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Couple Fight
    A couple had a Fight one Night

    Going to Bed Husband Says:
    "Good night, Mother of My 3 Kids"

    Wife Replied:
    "Good night, Father of none"...;-p


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Woman's Tongue
    Nice Words..

    Women's Tongue & Man's Eye,
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    Rest Only When They Die...;-p


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Doctor Implants a New Ear to a Man
    Doctor Implants a New Ear to a Man..

    Man: You Idiot, You gave me a Women's ear.

    Doctor: It Makes no Difference.

    Man: It Does, Now I hear Everything
    But Understand Nothing..:-(


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Cheque-Book
    Wife: Darling, When was the Last Time Our Son Wrote to Us?


    Husband: Just a Minute Sweet Heart,
    I'll See the Cheque-Book..:-)


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Medicine
    Laughing Is The Best Medicine,

    But If U Are Laughing for No Reason,

    You Need Medicine...;-p


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Is She Hot
    Define Checkmate..:

    When you tell Your Wife that
    "You saw a Lady on the Street who looked exactly Like Her."

    She Asks "WAS SHE HOT?"
    .
    You can't say NO or Yes.....:-p


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Bad Luck
    Height Of "Bad Luck"

    A Boy And Girl Met Last Time For Their Break Up.

    Girl's Father Caught them.

    Now They Are Married Couple...;-p:)


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Feel The Difference
    Difference Between A Friend And Lover..

    You can tell Your "Friend"
    "You Are My Best Friend"

    But

    Do You have courage to tell your "Lover"
    "You Are My Best Lover"?

    Trying IS INJURIOUS..:-)


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
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