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Latest Dirty SMS / Jokes:
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Mujhe Gas ki problem hy
Old Lady to Doctor:
Mujhe Gas ki problem hy per achi baat ye hy k meri gas main na Boo aati hy na Awaz. Ap k office main b 20 dafa gas chor chuki hn per kisi ko pata nai chala..
Doc: Ye Dawa lain aur 1 week baad aayen..
1 week baad
Old Lady: Ap ne mujhe kia dawa de di? meri gas main ab b awaz nai arahi pr buht Zehrily Badboo arahi hy...
Doc: Good..
Apki Naak theek hogayi hy..
ab hum ap k KAAN ka ilaaj karen ge.
By: Zubair Anjum
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Balghum Ko Dhoop Mein Sukha Ker
Balghum Ko Dhoop
Mein Sukha Ker Choti
Choti Goliya'n Bna K
Chabaya Jaye Tou...
Ding Dong Bubble
...Gum Ki Kami Puri Ho
Jati Hy ...
Zubaid Aapa K Yummy
Totke .. =P =D
By: AsiM
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Dunya Ki Tareekh Ka Ek Aisa Sawal
Dunya Ki Tareekh Ka Ek Aisa Sawal
Jo Aapki Neenden Urra Dega.
Magar Dil Tham K Sawal Parhna.
Sawal Ye Hai K.
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Bulgham Namkeen Hota Hai Ya Khatta?
By: AsiM
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Laal Baig Ko Milk Main Ubaal Kr
Laal Baig Ko Milk
Main Ubaal Kr
Dhoop Mein Sukha
Kr Laal Mirchon K
Sath Pees Kr Ankhon
Pr Lagany Se
Nazer Kamzor
Nahe Hoti.
"ZUBEDA AAPA K JAAN LEVA TOTKE" ;->
By: AsiM
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CHIPKALI ko Ubaal Kar
CHIPKALI ko Ubaal Kar Dhoop Mai Sukha kar
Chips jesa Crunchi Hony k Baad
Ketchup Ooper Daal Kar Khaya jaye to
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ULTI Aa Jati Hai.
Eeeww... Yak.
By: Fuzail
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Kamzor Dil Wale Na Parhen
Kamzor Dil Wale Plz ye sms na parhen
Ek bht khubsurat Larki hoti hy
Gali ka har Larka usay pasand krta tha
Ek bar us ki Tabiyat khraab ho gayi
Us ko ultiyan aane lagin
Us ne ek glass mein Ulti ki aur kaha
"Jo mujh se Sacha Pyar Kart hy Wo ye ulti pee le"
Ek larka tayar ho jata hy Wo Aadha Glass peene
k baad ruk jata hy
Tou Larki puchti hy
"Kia hua ruk Q gaye?"
Us larke ne Hasrat Bhari Nigah se Dekha aur kaha
"Balgham Aa Gaya Tha Chaba Raha Tha..." :-)
By: Broad Caster
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Dabbe main Tatti
Ek Aesa Shair Jis ka muqabla
Na Faraz Kar Sakta hai
Na Mohsin
Na Ghalib
Aur na Farzana.
"Dabbe main Dabba, Dabbe main Tatti.
Chakh k Batana Meethi ya Khati"?
By: Send Free SMS
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Mariz ko Ulti krwa Raha Hun
Doctr Mareez ki Naak me Ungli Daal k Betha Hua Tha
1 Ne pucha Ye Kya kar Rahe Ho?
Dr: Mariz ko Ulti krwa Raha Hun.
Magar Kese?
Dr: Ab Yehi Ungli Uske Moo me Daalu Ga. :-)
By: SAYYAM
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