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Ammi Meri Shadi Kero
Beti: Ammi Agar Aap ny Meri Shadi na ki to Me Ghar se Bhaag Jaun gi.
Maa Rotay Huwe:
Beti Me ny Bhaag ker Tere Abba se Shadi Ki,
Teri Khala Aur Behan ny bhi Bhaag k Shadi Ki,
Tera Bhai nokrani k Sath Aur Tera Chacha Dhoban k sath bhaag gaya,
Teri Phupo Sabzi Walay k Sath Aur Cousin Doodh Waly k SathBhaag Gai,
Tera Baap 2 Baar Parosan k Sath Bhaag chuka hai,
Ab Tu Bhi Bhaag Jaye Gi To Hamari kiya Izzat reh Jaye Gi?
Kuch To Khayal Ker Khandan ki Izzat Ka...;-p
Category: Family SMS-Jokes By: Naghma Khan
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Pathan Doctor: Mere Paas Tere Liye Ek Buri Khabar Hai
Aur Ek Bohat Buri khabar Hai.
Patient: Acha To Pehly Buri Khabar Suna Do.
Pathan Dr: Tumhari Report me Likha hai k Tumhary Paas Zinda Rehny k liye Sirf 24 Ghanty baqi Hen.
Patient: Sirf 24 Ghanty, Is se Buri Khabar Aur kiya Ho Sakti hai?
Pathan Dr: Is Report ko Mere Paas Pohnchy 20 Ghanty Ho Chuke Hen...;-(
Category: Pathan Jokes By: Haya Ali
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