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  • Why Boys get Blocked
    Why Boys get Blocked on WhatsApp!!

    Boy: What’s your Name?
    Girl: Palak and you??
    Boy: Paneer!!!
    *BLOCKED !*

    Girl: What’s UP?
    Boy: Uttar Pradesh.
    *BLOCKED !*

    Girl: Tu Soya hai?
    Boy: Nahi, Mungfali hun.
    *BLOCKED !*

    Girl: See ya!
    Boy: Var Ram chandar ki jai!
    *BLOCKED !*

    Girl: Have a Good Day.
    Boy: No thank you.
    I like Parle-G more.
    *BLOCKED toorant !

    Boy: Thank you.
    Girl: My Pleasure.
    Boy: My Bajaj Pulsar.
    *BLOCKED Forever !*

    And the Best One..!

    After Fight :-)

    Girl: Tum to Mujhe Manaty hi nahi?
    Boy: Tum kya ho?
    Diwali ho?
    EID ho?
    Ya Holi..?
    *BLOCKED !*..;-p

    Hahaha

    Category: Boys vs Girls SMS  By: Husnain Nawaz  Send To Mobile
  • Kiya Mangti Hun
    Raton ko Uth ker,
    khayalon se ho ker,
    Yadon me kho ker,

    Tumhe kya khabar hy
    Me apne KHUDA se kiya mangti hun?

    Viraano me ja ker DAMAN pehla ker
    ANSON baha ker

    Tumhe kiya khabar hai
    Me apne KHUDA se kiya mangti hun?

    Tum to kaho ge kisi Dilbar ki

    Kisi DIL NASHEEN ki Wafa mangti hun,

    Ye bhi Ghalat hai,
    Wo bhi Ghalat hai,

    Me Apne KHUDA se sirf
    ,
    BIJLI Aany ki Dua Mangti Hun...;-)

    Category: Load Shedding SMS  By: Husnain Nawaz  Send To Mobile
  • Teri Awaz Sun Na Lun
    Andheri Raat Ke Lamhe Tamaam Hone Tak,
    Tujhe Hi Sochta Hoon Subh Se Shaam Hone Tak,

    Main Aisa Jism Hoon Jis Ki Rooh Bhi Tu Hai,
    Adhuri Zaat Hoon Main Bin Tere Naam Hone Tak,

    Teri Aawaz Sun Na Loon To Mera Dil Nahi Lagta,
    Tadapta Rehta Hoon Tujh Se Hum Kalaam Hone Tak,

    Teri Nazar Ki Keemat Pe Bik Raha Hu Mai Jaana,
    Mujhe Khareed Le Tu Mehnge Daam Hone Tak,

    Ishq Ki Aag Jo Seene Mein Laga Baithe Hain,
    Sulagti Rehti Hai Ye Neenden Haram Hone Tak..!

    Category: Urdu Poetry SMS  By: Maha Abro  Send To Mobile

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