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  • Ammi Meri Shadi Kero
    Beti: Ammi Agar Aap ny Meri Shadi na ki to Me Ghar se Bhaag Jaun gi.

    Maa Rotay Huwe:
    Beti Me ny Bhaag ker Tere Abba se Shadi Ki,

    Teri Khala Aur Behan ny bhi Bhaag k Shadi Ki,

    Tera Bhai nokrani k Sath Aur Tera Chacha Dhoban k sath bhaag gaya,

    Teri Phupo Sabzi Walay k Sath Aur Cousin Doodh Waly k SathBhaag Gai,

    Tera Baap 2 Baar Parosan k Sath Bhaag chuka hai,

    Ab Tu Bhi Bhaag Jaye Gi To Hamari kiya Izzat reh Jaye Gi?

    Kuch To Khayal Ker Khandan ki Izzat Ka...;-p

    Category: Family SMS-Jokes  By: Naghma Khan  Send To Mobile
  • Final Report
    Pathan Doctor: Mere Paas Tere Liye Ek Buri Khabar Hai
    Aur Ek Bohat Buri khabar Hai.

    Patient: Acha To Pehly Buri Khabar Suna Do.

    Pathan Dr: Tumhari Report me Likha hai k Tumhary Paas Zinda Rehny k liye Sirf 24 Ghanty baqi Hen.

    Patient: Sirf 24 Ghanty, Is se Buri Khabar Aur kiya Ho Sakti hai?

    Pathan Dr: Is Report ko Mere Paas Pohnchy 20 Ghanty Ho Chuke Hen...;-(

    Category: Pathan Jokes  By: Haya Ali  Send To Mobile
  • Kiya Bolti tu
    OX: Kiya Bolti tu.
    Cow: Kiya Me Bolun?

    Ox: Sun.
    Cow: Suna.

    Ox: Chalti kiya Ghaushala.
    Cow: Kiya Kerun Aky me Ghaushala?

    Ox: Mundi Hilaengy,
    Ghaas Chabaengy,
    Gober Felaengy Or Kiya?...;-p

    Category: Urdu Funny SMS  By: Haya Ali  Send To Mobile

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