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  • Teri Awaz Sun Na Lun
    Andheri Raat Ke Lamhe Tamaam Hone Tak,
    Tujhe Hi Sochta Hoon Subh Se Shaam Hone Tak,

    Main Aisa Jism Hoon Jis Ki Rooh Bhi Tu Hai,
    Adhuri Zaat Hoon Main Bin Tere Naam Hone Tak,

    Teri Aawaz Sun Na Loon To Mera Dil Nahi Lagta,
    Tadapta Rehta Hoon Tujh Se Hum Kalaam Hone Tak,

    Teri Nazar Ki Keemat Pe Bik Raha Hu Mai Jaana,
    Mujhe Khareed Le Tu Mehnge Daam Hone Tak,

    Ishq Ki Aag Jo Seene Mein Laga Baithe Hain,
    Sulagti Rehti Hai Ye Neenden Haram Hone Tak..!

    Category: Urdu Poetry SMS  By: Maha Abro  Send To Mobile

  • Makhiyan
    Ye Me Bardasht nhi kr skta
    Tumare Hotel me bohat saari
    Makhiyan hen.

    Pathan Waiter:
    Hukam karo Sir,
    Aap kitni Bardasht kr skta hy?
    Baki ko Hum Bahar Nikal de ga...;-p

    Category: Pathan Jokes  By: Maha Abro  Send To Mobile
  • I cant tell such words
    Boy: What is that u keep in ur Mouth
    which is 6" long,
    and move it in and out,
    and wait for a white substance to come out?

    Girl: Why do u ask such question to me.
    I cant tell such words.

    Boy: Don't Worry,
    Its Tooth Brush..;-p

    Per Teri Soch Ko Saat Topon Ki Salami :-)


    Category: Double Meaning SMS  By: Maha Abro  Send To Mobile

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