Funny SMS / Text Messages and Jokes of the Day
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Shab-e-Baraat Nazdek Hai ( Tuesday, July 27, 2010 )
MAAFI NAAMA
Asslam-o-Alaikum 15 Shaban Ki Raat Anqareeb Hai.
Is Raat Main Allah Taala Ki Bargah Mai
Aamal Namy Pesh Kiye Jaty Hain.
Is Liye Main Aapse Tah-e-Dil Se Muafi Mangta Hon.
Meri Har Us Cheez Ki Jis Se Aapko Takleef Pohnchi Ho
Ya Dukh Hua Ho Ya Gheebat Kar Di Ho.
Aap Mujhe Muaf Kar Den. Or Maine Bhi Aapko Muaf Kya.
Talib-e-Dua
Wasiq Ansari
Category: Islamic SMS
By: Wasiq Ansari
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Attitude Personified ( Tuesday, July 27, 2010 )
ATTITUDE PERSONIFIED
"I May Never Prove To Be Good Enough
For EVERYONE
But
I Am Best For THEM Who Deserve ME..."
Category: Self Praising SMS
By: AsiM
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Duaon Main Yaad Rakhna ( Tuesday, July 27, 2010 )
Zindagi ki Har FIZAON men Yaad Rakhna
Dil se jo nikle un SADAON men Yaad Rakhna
Ye Tohfa bohat hey MERE liye
Khaloos-e-dil se "DUAON" Main Yaad Rakhna.
Category: Dua / Prayers SMS
By: SAYYAM
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Aase Pyar Karte Hain ( Tuesday, July 27, 2010 )
"AAJ" tak jo "HUM" Tum se keh Na Sake
"AAJ WAZAHT" se "IQRAR" Karte hen
Jise Tum "ROZ" dekhte ho "AAINAY" Mai
Usse "HUM" "BEPANAH PYAR" Karte Hen.
Category: Urdu Love SMS
By: SAYYAM
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Tumhara Nam Light Rakh Diya ( Tuesday, July 27, 2010 )
Tumhara naam phool rakhun to bikhar jao gi
Tumhara naam dil rakhun to toot jao gi
Lo Tumhara naam
Light Rakh diya
Jub chor kar jaogi 1 Ghante baad Ajaogi :-)
Category: Load Shedding SMS
By: Taha
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Aik Surgeon Ne Operation ( Tuesday, July 27, 2010 )
Aik Surgeon Ne Mamoli Operation K Liey 5 Lakh Fees Mangi
To Mareez Bola: Sahab Itne Paison Mein To Aik Nai Car Aa Jae Gi.
Surgeon: Wohi To Leni Hai.
Category: Urdu Funny SMS
By: naveed samoo
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Main Maike Ja Rahi Hoon ( Tuesday, July 27, 2010 )
Wife: Main Maike Ja Rahi Hoon
Talaaq Ka Notice Bhej Doongi!
Husband: Ja Ja Chali Ja Meethi Meethi Baatein Ker K
Khush Krne Ki Koshish Mat Ker.
Category: Happy Marriage SMS
By: naveed samoo
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Tery Sath Rehta Hon ( Tuesday, July 27, 2010 )
Mukhlis hon, her Kisi k Sath Rehta Hon,
Shayd isi liye khali hath rehta hon,
Mera Ehsas-e-Muhobat Itna Wese hai,
Tery baghar b Tery Sath Rehta Hon.
Category: Missing You SMS
By: SAYYAM
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Milnay Ki Dua Maangay ( Tuesday, July 27, 2010 )
Bohat Asar Rakhta Hai Har Lafz Us Ki Zubaan Ka SAGAR...
Ay Kaash K Woh Mujh Sy Milnay Ki Dua Maangay...!
Category: Urdu Love SMS
By: SAYYAM
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Buhat Udaas tha Manzar ( Tuesday, July 27, 2010 )
Buhat Udaas tha Manzar Chiragh Bujhnay ka FARAZ
Lipat k Ro Diya Mein Bhi Hawa k Jhonkay Se....
Category: Faraz Ahmed Shairy
By: SAYYAM
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Tang Karna Mera Pyar ( Tuesday, July 27, 2010 )
Aap ko MISS Karna Meri HOBBY
Aap ka KHAYAL Rakhna meri JOB
Aap ko KHUSH rakhna Mera DREAM
Aap k liye DUA karna meri DUTY
&
Aap ko TANG krna MERA PYAR...
Category: Urdu Love SMS
By: SAYYAM
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Main Bohat Pareshan Hon ( Tuesday, July 27, 2010 )
Main Bohat Pareshan Hon.
Neend Nahi Aati?
Sukon nhi?
Kisi kam men Dil b nhi lagta?
Doctor ne Mujhe kaha Hai Aap ko,
Vitamin
"SHE" ki Kami Hay...
Category: Self Praising SMS
By: SAYYAM
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Khuda K Naam Pe 10 Rupee ( Tuesday, July 27, 2010 )
Faqeer To Lady:
Khuda k Naam pe baji mujhe 10 rupe de do
Varna mujhe 1 Aisa khofnaak kaam karna parega
Jis k khayaal se hi meri ruh kanp jati hai
Aur mere rongte khare ho jate hain
Lady khofzada ho k 10 rupe deti hai
Aur darte darte puchti hai koun sa kaam baba?
Faqeer: Mehnat, Mazduri.
Category: Urdu Funny SMS
By: SAYYAM
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Kanjoson ka Department ( Tuesday, July 27, 2010 )
Sochta hon Kanjoson ka Ek Department Banao
Chairman ki kursi pr aap ko Bithaon
Dunia se Aap ko Chanda Dilwaon
Ta k Aap se kuch msgs tu ley paon.
Category: Send Me SMS
By: SAYYAM
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Facebook Celebrate Everybody Burn Quran Day ( Wednesday, July 21, 2010 )
Facebook Celebrate Everybody Burn Quran Day
(http://www.facebook.com/pages/Everybody-Burn-Quran-Day/128549677181291)
Its Shame For Us K Facebook Py Abi Bhi Aisy Group Ban Rhy Hen
Or Humary Mulk Mein Phr B Facebook Visible Hai
Or Us Sy Bhi Afsos Ki Baat Ye Hai K Hum Me Sy Kuch Log Abi Bhi FaceBook Use Krty Hen
Or Apny Apko Muslman Kehty Lanat Hai Un Muslmano Py
Jin Me Itna Bhi Eman Nhi K Wo Ek Site Use Krna Na Choren
Ab Had Ho Gai Hai Ab Pakistan K Qoam Ko Jagna Hoga
Is Facebook Ko Hmesha K Liye Pak Me Block Krna Hoga
Agr Ap Mery Sath Hen To Is Msg Ko Jitna Phela Skty Haen Phelae.
Ta K Humari Soi Hui Govt FB Ko Pak Me Lifetime K Liye Block Kry JAZAKALLAH!
Category: Current Affairs SMS
By: Usama
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